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Girl: Are you nervous?
Me: Yes
Girl: Is this your first time?
Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.
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my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?
me: ya
me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ
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my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?
me: ya
me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ
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Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
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Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
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There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness
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Teri yaadan nu, baatan nu Assi bhull na pawange
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Don’t even trip when you get cut off or cut someone off. Keep that “it was nice while it lasted, but it was nice to know you” energy & move on.
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Let it go, let it breathe.
Set yourself a couple goals to achieve.
Grow into the person that you want to be.
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man do I miss the days when you could just come to Tumblr and talk about all your woes and no one would know
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