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Captain's Log Entry 2

Captain’s log entry 2. Star-date 8/12/2015.

Yesterday, as I attempted to create a profile on change.org, for the sake of having these entries funded instead of the backroom Audacity butchering of audio quality they are now, I was offered to set my gender as ‘Custom’. Perplexed, I merely ignored the option and inserted my correct gender – The Captain – but it was a mystery very much worth unravelling to me as to why a ‘Custom’ gender setting is necessary, except of course to appease- insert sound of shattering ceramic.It was then, of course, as I nursed a cold drink that I remembered what I had done only a few midnights dreary ago, besieged by a lack of sleep and poor judgement. I had started an internet series of Captain’s logs about my exploration of Tumblr. Dear God, I had muttered to myself then; what have I done?

However, except for instances involving my past relationships, I’ve never been one to shy away from commitment. Thus, I have made the metaphorical equivalent of purposely missing the morning after pill – I’ve begun another log entry into the strange beast that is Tumblr.

The influence Tumblr has had on our society is only paralleled by the likes of Reddit or 4chan, to name but 2. All are separate in their names and purpose, but the significance of these websites on our culture, our very way of language, is a facet of the evolution of society. 2 decades ago, being new was not grounds to proclaim that you “hope [someone] get raped”, or having a dissenting opinion on a subject made you anti-‘the subject of the conversation’, usually a fundamental human right.

Tumblr reflects our differentiation as a society best, as when a number of individuals with perhaps too many chromosomes, or perhaps not enough, can claim to somehow be physiologically and spiritually – sometimes, psychologically – related to various animals, they are met without a hint of derision. These ‘otherkin’ are a fascinating species, either wholesomely misunderstood, or wholesomely mistaken.

I do not sexually identify as anyone other than myself, the Captain. If someone claimed that I was oppressed into my opinion, or subjected to subconscious derision into having my opinion, I would ask if they were suffering from a severe concussion.

Quite earnestly, I was not oppressed into mysteriously sprouting my given genitalia. I was born as the Captain, and will more than likely die as the Captain, except for the circumstance of which Rico fulfils his promise and removes my seat as Captain for my transgressions against him and his girlfriend; if one were to catch my drift.

Some element of the otherkin is symbolical, where it is the concept of a particular species that an individual is more aligned with than their actual race. Few squirrels to my knowledge sexually identify as a Humankin, but a fair amount of humans sexually identify as a Squirrelkin, as though the peanut-sized brains of the nut-hording animals could possibly contain just how special these snowflakes are. As one may know, there was once a man who felt a particular attachment to a symbol, a hindu sign for peace, and used it to denote his regime. His name was Adolf Hitler.

Mind you, I am not implying the unique mindset of the National Socialism party has anything to do with the equally unique mindset of implying that you were once a Squirrel or even a Dragon. My only comment is that like most otherkin, Adolf Hitler also once fell to the floor frothing at the mouth, biting the carpet.

Normally, when an individual espouses a ridiculous claim, it is usually meant as a joke, except if the individual is Donald Trump. To myself, Otherkin seem to be the longest running joke on Tumblr, to which I have yet to discover the punchline.

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A documentary in production from a friend of mine about the glorious website we call Tumblr. Like Hunt the Truth but with shittier voice acting.

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Captain's log (of Tumblr) 1

Captain’s log entry 1. Star-date 4/12/2015.

I have begun my journey onto Tumblr, going where no man has gone before, but unfortunately many otherkin, weaboos, SJWs and various other creatures I have yet to identify. My continued mission to explore the strange, new websites of the internet, and seek out communities of even stranger individuals – to quite simply, go where no one has gone before, except for the prior inhabitants of which.

The most prominent of tumblr’s species, and perhaps the most fascinating of which is the non-binary sexual identifiers, whom consider themselves outside the bounds of common physiology. Apparently, many took the option of ‘other’ for gender seriously, and have become an amalgamation of departures from the standardized sexual categories. Some consider the exploration of sexual personality to be a form of enlightenment – where instead of monks preaching prayer and faithfulness, we have much screaming, and ignorance.

I will continue to catalogue my journey. My exploration will be thorough. My travels, perilous. Nonetheless, I consider it my duty to mankind – and Anonymous – that I discover the depths of tumblr’s culture, lifestyle, and eventually, its inhabitants.

-(End) Audio log coming soon

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My Struggle

I sexually identify as a Japanese anime. I dreamed of hilariously overused ecchi and action scenes. I was told that a person having unlimited power and beating everything without a challenge is impossible and fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm kawaii desu~~. I'm having a professional Weaboo Witch Doctor pretty much reenact No Game No Life but with me as the main character (s). From now on I want you guys to call me "ANIME WEA-GOD KAWAII DESU-CHAN-SAMA" and respect my right to watch an exuberant amount of panty shots of little girls I mean High-quality anime. If you can't accept me you're a Japanophobe and need to check your KAWAII DESU~~ privilege. Arigatou gozaimasu for your understanding.