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So in case anyone still reads this shit, have a fun rambling summary of the weirdest dream because I already wrote it up in chat and this deserves to be documented

I had the best(worst) dream this morning at UF, need like 3 classes left to graduate it is summer semester ??? taking 2 music classes (idk man), a writing credit class, some other non-mathscience required class, and PDEs because sure, I need some class apparently I forgot I signed up for the writing class ??? and only went to liek one class like 3 weeks in AND then forgot to go to the class again, for who knows how long and then I check the syllabus and am like fuck I have missed too many quizzes and shit I'm gonna fail fuck but I can't fail because I need to go CERN in fall because I'm at MIT and we are taking data but I'm also already at CERN working over the summer so how am I taking classes at UF what is going on when is this AND THEN THE FUCKING QUIZZES I AM MISSING ARE VOCAB QUIZZES AND I GOT 100% ON THE ONE I ACTUALLY SHOWED UP TO (this is confirmed from talking with the prof, or maybe TA teaching it, who goes "yeah you're fucked but you did really well on the quiz") and then the TA is like this class is dumb as shit, I understand why you don't come but still well you are going to fail and from what I remember of the one I class I remembered to attend (because this dream is weird as shit) that class was probably based off my high school honors english class which was the worst everyone was v dumb because anyone smart was in AP AND YES I KNOW AND THE WORST PART IS IT'S LIKE FUCK I GOT INTO MIT AND AM GOING TO CERN BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M FAILING A STUPID HIGH SCHOOL WRITING CLASS BECAUSE I FORGOT I SIGNED UP FOR IT ?????? SUBCONSCIOUS WHAT IS THIS SHIT and I think this was like a sequel to another dream one where I first remembered about this magical class and managed to attend it once

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it fills you with determination

Let’s Speak English #108: Haiku Time!

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https://soundcloud.com/brandon-allen-11/13-no-greater-love

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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DEPARTMENT HOLIDAY PARTY

credit: Chelsea

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TCR | 2014.12.01 | "In 1977, when I was in 8th grade, I won two tickets from a local radio station to see this new movie Star Wars, two weeks before it came out nationally. I loved it. But at school on Monday I couldn’t explain how everything was different now because nobody had seen it. They thought my Darth Vader impression was just asthma. Then the movie comes out and everybody’s saying it’s the greatest thing ever but I saw it first. I have been a Star Wars fan two weeks longer than any of you."

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A Thanksgiving Classic. Thank you, sincerely, for reading my comics.

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If you’re wondering why people across America are still protesting the Ferguson verdict, consider this:

On January 8, 2011, a young Caucasian man walked into a town hall event for a local politician in Tucson, Arizona and opened fire. 6 people were killed, and 14 people were wounded, including...

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In Denver, after Super Bowl XXXII, a lot of (mostly White) people rioted. There was no national outrage at Denver.

In Huntington Beach, after a surfing competition, a lot of (mostly White) people rioted. There was no national outrage at Huntington Beach.

In Vancouver, after the Bruins...

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The American people have one of the highest murder rates in the industrialized world. Almost all of these people are killed by other Americans. War hustlers and Bin Laden pimps love to go around screaming, but 9/11! Three thousand people died on 9/11. Nearly 15,000 Americans were killed in 2012. Americans perpetrate roughly five 9/11s against other Americans every year. By the end of this week, more Americans will be killed by other Americans than were ever killed by ISIS. Why are our politicians ignoring this plague of American-on-American crime? Why are American leaders not protesting the cult of death that fills the graveyards of America? Who will bravely challenge the culture of failure that says that Americans should only be outraged when Muslims kill Americans? Who will challenge the American pathology that says that a boy who walks unarmed is acting French? I demand a TSA checkpoint at every shopping mall to shield Americans against Americans. I demand drones to kill Americans before they kill other Americans. I demand that American leaders stop pretending that American morgues and American cemeteries are full of young men because of jihadis. The evidence is clear—American-on-American violence is a silent killer that only Americans can stop. American criminality is now so rampant that it must always be the only topic of any conversation. Let us not speak of any act of international terrorism until American terrorism has been wholly vanquished.

Ta-Nehisi Coates, making a good point. (via politicalprof)

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I don’t believe Americans grasp how racist the origins of immigration law truly is. For nearly the first entire half of the nation’s history, there were not any relevant immigration restrictions — if you were of the “right” race (white) and “right” religion (Protestant Christian). There...

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What all of these shows grasp at, in one way or another, is that nobody knows how to be a grown-up anymore. Adulthood as we have known it has become conceptually untenable. It isn’t only that patriarchy in the strict, old-school Don Draper sense has fallen apart. It’s that it may never really have existed in the first place, at least in the way its avatars imagined. Which raises the question: Should we mourn the departed or dance on its grave?

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gpoy

Website: http://www.picturesinboxes.com/2014/09/02/thor/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/picturesinboxes Facebook: www.facebook.com/picturesinboxes

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Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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Dumbing of Age: we can ship it

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I'm reasonable sure I've posted this before, but damn, it is such a masterful track. I love the new album One is the Other, but this song captures the essence of the Billy Hart Quartet for me.

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If your vector space is a shopping cart full of groceries, then the checkout clerk is a linear operator on that space.

Bill Burke, Div, Grad, and Curl are Dead (via isomorphismes)