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New story by NeverNik: Cyrano de Malfoy

Theo Nott is in love with Hermione Granger. Everyone knows Hermione is fond of the written word, and Theo wants to woo her the old-fashioned way with written endearments and billets-doux. Problem is, Theo can't write for toffee. His best mate Draco, however, can. Draco loves Hermione, too, but that's a secret. Draco reluctantly helps his friend out, resulting in romantic and comical consequences.

This story is a Potterisation of the play Cyrano de Bergerac by Edmond Rostand, minus the big nose and tragic ending. AU (no Voldemort), post-Hogwarts, OOC Draco (initially), Dramione, romantic comedy, contains swearwords and maybe some adult situations later on.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60110023

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14405942/1/Cyrano-de-Malfoy

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While She Was Sleeping Chapter 11 out now!

Read the concluding chapter to While She Was Sleeping!

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While She Was Sleeping Chapter 10 out now!

Draco and Hermione spend the night together. But not in the way you think.

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While She Was Sleeping Chapter 9 out now!

Draco receives a vision in his bedroom... and soon comes to understand that he's screwed.

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While She Was Sleeping Chapter 8 - out now!

Follow Draco and Crookshanks as they pull off the crime caper of the year - stealing Draco's sleeping potion from the Hospital Wing!

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While She Was Sleeping Chapter 7 out now!

Draco returns to school with a bottle of sleeping potion. What could possibly go wrong?

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New Chapter 6 out now!

The days pass by for the students at Hogwarts - for some, it's a blur, for others, it's like molasses in January.

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While She Was Sleeping Chapter 5

Hermione is still being stubborn about her sleepwalking, so Draco conducts a little research. Chapter includes a bonus recipe for valerian tea.

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Bet It: A Harry Potter Fanfiction

2017 edition rewritten May 2024

It started out as an ordinary night in the pub. Then Harry had to go and make a bet...

Post-Hogwarts, Dramione, bad language, no Voldemort, some sex, no bitter rivalries or arch-enemies.

Image by Taras Dubov 123RF

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Operation Getty

Final chapter out now

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Purple Hyacinth: Operation Getty Chapter 2

Kieran races against time to find Lauren before it's too late.

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New Purple Hyacinth story: Operation Getty Chapter 1

Officer White and the team are pursuing men who spike their dates’ drinks and assault them. This evening, Lauren is the bait and Kieran is the lookout. However, things do not go according to plan. At all. And Kieran comes to understand that his feelings about Lauren, feelings he’s been struggling with for some time, can’t ever be realized.

Grateful thanks for Ephemerys and Sophism for the characters; the plot is mine. Please enjoy.

I'm not sure about this link; let me know if it doesn't work.

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While She Was Sleeping Chapter 4

I almost can't believe it, but I've added a new chapter to this story! Please enjoy.

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New Story: Still Crazy After All These Years

Once lovers in their youth, Draco and Hermione meet by chance twenty-five years later and reminisce. One-shot; sex scenes (which rather gives the plot away, but never mind); infertility.

Hi readers! Yes, I should be plotting away on While She Was Sleeping (poor story!) but I needed to ease myself back into the saddle with a one-shot, and out popped this wee story from the curdled masses of my mind. Please enjoy!

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From Nevernike/Nevernik

Hello readers *waves nervously*

this is the last thing I wanted to write, but I've been struggling with a massive dose of writer's block since the end of Xmas holidays. I hate disappointing myself by being unable to write, but I hate disappointing my readers even more. To that end, I've been trying to force myself to write but all I've managed is notes for ch 4 of Sleeping. Which I guess is better than a kick up the arse, but it ain't writing!

So, I'm going to try a break for a bit. I'll get to the stage where I miss writing so much I'll attack my poor computer with such vigour it won't know what hit it.

I will come back, friends! I hope we'll meet again xx

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While She Was Sleeping Chapter 3

What happened the next morning?

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While She Was Sleeping Chapter 2

In this chapter, Draco discovers that something is rather wrong with Hermione.