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neverlix · 6 days ago

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I've said it before but i think there's a whole bunch of piss to take out of the Reddit Guy Invents Gunpowder subgenre of isekai from an alt-science angle. If you have wizards and dragons and shit, there's no reason to assume that chemistry and physics work the same way. Florida Man injured in very avoidable phlogiston incident.

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neverlix · 14 days ago

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Positive affirmations:

I deserve a halberd

I should be given a halberd

People want me to have a halberd

I can be trusted to own a halberd

I will be given a halberd one day

People will think my halberd is incredibly hot

#incredibly real #I made myself a (cardboard and aluminum tape) halberd and it's amazing

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neverlix · 27 days ago

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

#the highlighting of 'tomorrow' and 'Halloween' on the last reblog has the interesting effect of making it seem as though 'is' is the word #being highlighted

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neverlix · 2 months ago

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I want top surgery so fucking bad. I want these bitches GONE.

#incredibly real

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neverlix · 2 months ago

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I have discovered that the best way to not have random people assume you are a woman when about in public is to wear full plate armor

#i went to the renaissance fair 👍👍👍#it was cardboard armor though I do not know armorsmithing only cardboard #i actually made a post on tumblr.com? no way!

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neverlix · 3 months ago

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someBODY once told me the WORLD is gonna roll me

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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neverlix · 4 months ago

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#It's GLaDOS from portal I think I'm fucked #I mean maybe she wouldn't kill me but she would totally make the process horrible #Unless my character from Wildsea counts?#In which case I think it would go pretty calmly but they'd be confused as to what they'd done wrong and I'd feel pretty bad to do that to #them

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neverlix · 4 months ago

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does anyone know if this has a name ? im talking specifically about this kind of thing . in portuguese we generally call it come eat but i dont know n english . help ? ?

#It's a fortune teller because you write the fortunes on it and then you show it to somebody and do the back and forth thing and make them #choose an option and they get a fortune...

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neverlix · 4 months ago

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#This is really fucking funny #I'd like to present to you the amount of simon and garfunkel a-ha and abba I listen to regularly #Also the occasional classical music #Danse macabre #Gotta be one of my favorites

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neverlix · 4 months ago

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#Pretzel fan myself #I know everybody loves to extoll the virtues of funnel cake but I've never actually had it

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neverlix · 5 months ago

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Nothing I’ve read has changed me more than “you do people a favor by accepting their help” like I repeat this constantly to so many people because it’s true!!! People like to feel useful, they like to feel kind, they like to feel like they have an ability to impact people’s lives so just let them!! Not everything is a thing to be owed back — accept people’s kindness without making a competition out of it

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neverlix · 5 months ago

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For Weird Dice Wendsday, may I present a periodic selection of dice. Copper, Titanium, Magnesium, Iron, Aluminum, what is probably carbon, Antimony, Tellurium, Boron, Dysprosium (Those three are the ones in resin) and Cadmium.

The D6’s don’t mess around. Please do not burn, lick, or ingest the D6’s. Failure to do so may result in lowered lifespan.

Serious dice for serious rolls.

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neverlix · 5 months ago

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Tag yourself! I'm somewhere between F1 and F2!!