if you learn to love bugs with all your heart the world will feel half as hostile and a thousand times as big
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Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner
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Okay, here's my idea:
The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.
Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.
And there's a perfect date for it coming up!
October 14th, 2066.
A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.
Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.
Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.
So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.
Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.
Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.
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Zombie? Burn victim? Really... just... not sure at this point 😂😂💀🖤 #31daysofhalloween
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Sometimes you just gotta shake it off and get on with it!! 😏👑⚰️💯
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Ahmanet 😍⚰️ #31daysofhalloween
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Soon 😍😍😍 #vikings #ivartheboneless
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Drunk Bratz Doll eyes?! 🙈😂😂 So challenging!!! #31daysofhalloween
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Ok... I couldn't hold back anymore - Halloween is soon enough 😍🙈🎃💀
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I can feel Halloween makeups coming on - as soon as I see Winifred Memes 🤷🏻♀️💖🎃💀
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It showed up in Melbourne!!!
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