Alex | m (he/him) | 27 | US | Hella gay, hella cool. Current obsession is RWRB. I like d&d, food network, books, and my dogs. Happily married to aquarium-aquarist 馃懍. Life is hard so let's not be dicks about it.
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Director's commentary bonus feature that periodically pops up a choice of what to "ask" the director to talk about next, and as it goes along it very gradually becomes apparent that you're playing a visual novel about dating the director implemented entirely via DVD menus.
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I was a slasher villain covered in bleeding runic carvings with one arm that was a heavy iron blade, most of the dream was spent in a therapy session for issues completely unrelated to being a murderer and possible cannibal.
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thank you Google wonderful AI you have here
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Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day
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oh to be jensen ackles signing on to play a red blooded all american main character in 2005 and ending up playing love interest to lucifers insane gay little brother
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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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If scientists can make a plastic eating bacteria, why can't they make an asphalt eating one as well??
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Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.
A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.
He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.
The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.
Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode
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