Alex | m (he/him) | 27 | US | Hella gay, hella cool. Current obsession is RWRB. I like d&d, food network, books, and my dogs. Happily married to aquarium-aquarist 👬. Life is hard so let's not be dicks about it.
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Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”
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“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy
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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like
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Sometimes as a European you play an American game and even though you speak fluent English and culturally there's not too much different you can Tell you're missing some kind of cultural context
I had no fucking clue what a mormon was when I played the New Vegas DLCs
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i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
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"you know you are only supposed to have 1 apprentice maybe 2 not 15." said the wizard council member "well until people stop leaving surprisingly powerful orphans at my doorstep I'll be taking care of my 17 apprentices." The council member snapped their wand "WHERE DID YOU GET 3 MORE!"
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When you kill a healthcare ceo, it’s terrorism. When someone shoots your kid in elementary school, it’s thoughts and prayers for like a week and then they move on. It truly shows the fact that terrorism is whatever the american government wants it to mean.
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Never underestimate how much calling someone “good boy” can improve their mental health.
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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hey quick question why are all adult cartoons like that
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