neuron-decay

[neuron-decay]

Guilty as charged

Something I didn't know about tumblr before I joined up is that a lot of you want to fuck the war criminal with dead wife issues.

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The phrase “grow a pair” should refer to breasts, not testicles. Balls come already attached. Boobs? They’re homegrown. And that shit hurt!

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It’s extra kissy real estate, obviously

boone's forehead is so massive and for what. like there's not even a brain in there

[neuron-decay]

🎵Boone, Boone, Boone, Boone!

I want you in my room

Let’s spend the night together

From now until forever🎵

👾👾👾

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Boone sounds so good begging for his beret back…

Makes you wonder what else he might ask for nicely.

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Carla,

You used to hum and tell me stories when I couldn’t sleep

Like Orpheus and Eurydice

But now you’ve gone where I can’t follow

My rifle sings as it sends your enemies there, too

But there’s no melody that will convince Hell to give you up

Perhaps that’s for the best

I’ve heard the pathway up is long, and I’m not a patient man

If you stumbled before we reached the light, I could not forsake the opportunity to help you one last time

Yours,

Craig

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Me: I wanna fuck Boone until he forgets about his deadwife

Bf: I don’t think he’d be interested. I think he just wants to die.

Me: I could take him to heaven and back🤪