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“To protect their copyright, streaming sites do not allow for screenshotting of any kind.”

Hey remember VHS where you bought a box to plug into your tv and you could legally record whatever was playing and then own it for free forever

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Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

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I love Qadir but Galeb is also right fucking there

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COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion

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"Christianity is true but only for vampires" is one of the wildest implications of World Of Darkness lore and I think it's not talked about enough.

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The amazing digital art of Tim Razumovsky

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basically the lone wolf/anarch ending

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I think I got the wrong DLC....

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oldschool babey 😎 prints | patreon

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nobody wants to write 6-8k heartwrenching introspective one shots that rehash the events of canon but insert romantic moments between characters that make the inevitable conclusions of canon even more painful anymore.... all they know is abo, modern au and lie

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I always find it a shame that people assume Vampire: The Masquerade has to be a serious, gritty game and ignore the huge amounts of absolutely batshit stuff in that setting.

Al capone is a vampire, as was Rasputin. At one point in the middle ages there was a bloodline of secret vatican vampire necromancers working for the inquisition. There's a malkavian combo-discipline to turn into a scary clown. There are multiple versions of "the fleshcrafting discipline is actually a mind-controlling disease from space." Lasombra pirates in nuclear submarines. There is an evil ttrpg company that infects you with evil spirits if you play their games.

Not stupid enough for you? There is a Banu Haqim pro-wrestling tag-team duo called 2Hot Nation of Harlem Ghetto Posse Gangsta Experience.

Vampire is an extremely silly game at times.

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hmmmm 2h into veilguard and i'm so bored

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look at this EVIL disgusting AVOIDANT ATTACHMENT and how VILE they are for hurting MY FEELINGS. They are OBSESSED with themselves and DON'T CARE about ME in particular. Certainly I am describing a specific ABUSER but I have ZERO SELF AWARENESS that I am simply projecting MY trauma onto STRANGERS because I am an ANXIOUS ATTACHMENT and am SO MUCH BETTER THAN AVOIDANTS

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Loving the official Vampire: The Masquerade tv show that ran for 6 episodes in 1996

mostly because they didn't bother to actually match the time of filming with the dialogue at all, so in the literal opening scene, where they talk constantly about it being like, the last moments of night right as the sun is coming over the horizon it's extremely obviously shot in the late afternoon

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Can't take the bg3 fandom seriously when most of their OCs are so butt ugly and basic af. Like there are dozens of mods to make them look good and you chose the weird neck tattoo and edgy emo boy piercings. He's lowering my credit score from beyond the screen. He looks like he'd take me out to dinner and make me pay for it.

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20 YEARS OF BLOODLINES

Happy Birthday!

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Watching progs suddenly acting fearful of all the government powers they smuckled about the last four years with zero self awareness is fucking hilarious. Also sort of infuriating, but still hilarious.

The ones actually outright screaming "Well I never thoughts leopards would eat MY face!" are even funnier.