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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

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Fucked up so bad my only option is birds holy crap

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sources? a little birdie et al., 2024

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The author 's barely disguised

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thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

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imagine a girl called cass but it's not short for cassandra or smth it's short for cassette

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I love WITHHOLDING information in order to SOW MISTRUST!!

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Why are goosebumps called goosebumps

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how it feels to laugh and play on the internet while the looming tower of darkness gets a little taller

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"I'd destroy the world to protect you" but it's a parent/child relationship

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"Would you still love me if I-" I would still love you if we reincarnated a million times and you killed me in each and every one of them. And I would be grateful that your face is the last thing I get to see before I die in every lifetime. Next.

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Me: can I show you what we did tonight

Husband: I don’t know, will I have to report you to OSHA?

Me: ………..…nooooooooooo

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stop lording your nightsky knowledge over me or ill tell grizzly you stole all his cellphones >x(

i snorted out loud in public at this and then had to cover my mouth about it lmao

it was me btw. i did do that. guilty. its my cameo role :)

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What if you were being tortured by the horrors and forbidden knowledge and the cold hard fact that you are responsible for the death of the people you are hunting down but they all come in the form of a gay ass man struggling with their gender and a shitton of bird puzzles

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in light of the recent surge in chatgpt-written posts i have instead set my sights on another form of generative technology: the humble 8-ball. check this out

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