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horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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idk man I think according to color theory this is actually an excellent design for the carpet

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Welcome to tobytopia, where everyone is named toby! my name is toby and I’ll be your toby guide.

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so thats basically the mind prison youre basically in the mind prison right now

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you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

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Waited months for you to reopen anon asks just to tell you you are one of the stupidest people I've ever some across. And unfollow.

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they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs

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My blog policy is If you see something, say something

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Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

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Welcome to namefind! This blog is dedicated to cataloging names by what distinguishes them. Beginning letters, origins, aesthetics, you name it, we have it!

This blog is inspired by a blog that I used to follow, but has since been deleted. It was a resource I used often for my original characters, and I figured, why not revive it for other people who might want to use it?

Asks are open, feel free to send requests!

Tag List is a WIP!

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@teknikolor-walters

✖︎ a horror game in which every creature fucking hates you ✖︎

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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i say this with love: yall will make yourselves feel bad about fucking anything, i swear to god. you feel bad about feeling too much. you feel bad about feeling too little. you feel bad about what makes you feel good. you feel bad about not knowing what you like. you feel bad for not being able to survive easily in a world hostile to you. you feel bad for the tactics that you use to survive. you feel bad for how you identify. you feel bad for being unique. you feel bad for experiences that you share with millions of people. you suspect that every feeling, experience, desire, fear, and question in your brain is somehow evidence that you don't deserve to exist.

i can be so so reassuring about all of these things but ultimately you are the one that's gonna have to make a conscious choice to stop measuring yourself in these ways. there is no authority who gets to determine whether you have the right to exist or not. you already do. there is no body that votes on whether you get to feel, identify, or think as you do. you already do. your existence as it is is non-negotiable. stop trying to justify yourself. you're already here. the world is going to have to deal with it anyway.

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(shaking dice in cupped hands) c'mon daddy needs a new pair of money

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im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?