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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
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i say this with love: yall will make yourselves feel bad about fucking anything, i swear to god. you feel bad about feeling too much. you feel bad about feeling too little. you feel bad about what makes you feel good. you feel bad about not knowing what you like. you feel bad for not being able to survive easily in a world hostile to you. you feel bad for the tactics that you use to survive. you feel bad for how you identify. you feel bad for being unique. you feel bad for experiences that you share with millions of people. you suspect that every feeling, experience, desire, fear, and question in your brain is somehow evidence that you don't deserve to exist.
i can be so so reassuring about all of these things but ultimately you are the one that's gonna have to make a conscious choice to stop measuring yourself in these ways. there is no authority who gets to determine whether you have the right to exist or not. you already do. there is no body that votes on whether you get to feel, identify, or think as you do. you already do. your existence as it is is non-negotiable. stop trying to justify yourself. you're already here. the world is going to have to deal with it anyway.
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(shaking dice in cupped hands) c'mon daddy needs a new pair of money
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im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?
#i was going to make some kind of joke about one of these mobile game ads beijg converted into a pl puzzle#where theres like an image of a delapidated room and three items at the bottom and you have to circle which one is the right one#except the 'right' soloution is what seems like the least helpful object you could use#and then i realised that THAT was just the gameplay of ghost trick and i feel like this is too mant crossover episodes#does this make sense. I've literally just woken up
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guy who wins at poker not by being stoic but by bursting into tears every time he looks at his cards, just full hysterical breakdown every round and you gotta peer through the void of theatre kid problems to figure it out
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the emojis are never actually individually named in the files so on occasion i give them completely dumb names for fun
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sometimes a relationship with a woman and a man is anything but straight. hope this helps
#mitchell and aimee#<- man trying to act like he hasnt dubbed them 'sometimes the real horrors are the heterosexuals we met along the way'#look they may be straight but their relationship aint
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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
#MY LIEGE!!!!!!!#tis i#your very capable i promise knight#<- prev#this is additionally so funny to me bc im pretty sure this post got reblogged as kotoko before?#poinTING. kinnie.#anyway no youre right youre my favourite knight of all time
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customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤
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If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore
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new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions
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First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation
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Wow guys Drawtectives season 3 in three weeks. Hahaha are you exited for season 3 in three weeks? I just think it's kinda cool we have Drawtectives season 3 in three weeks. Can you believe that Drawtectives season 3 is in three weeks? Wow we get Drawtectives season 3 in three weeks. *Shaking so hard that it makes a sound and hyperventilating like I just ran a mile*
#I KNEW THE TRAILER WAS OUT BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE WEEKS WHAT DO YOU MEAAANNNNN#im literally going to bite something#im literally going to learn how to drive just to go to prevs house the moment it drops and demand they watch it with me#shh dont tell them
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This is what info dumping oc lore feels like
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getting to know me for ~5 months or so then on month 6 things start to slowly click for you that ive clearly been trying to manufacture situations where you get struck by lightning
#mercer#also one of my sib and co's archive guys probably#but idk#(putting my hand to my earpiece)#its mae oak garcia ok ok
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