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LuLaw actor au where their actual personalities behind the scenes are unexpected!

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kakashi’s such a cheapskate

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Absolutely disgusted with the chronic absence of armpit hair in the Naruto series cause either all Anbu carry Nair around like an essential or they all shave before wearing their gay ass little sleeveless turtleneck.

this made me WHEEZE

theories:

they're actually like swimmers...... they shave their entire body nightly for streamlining purposes

the ANBU gossip culture is bitchy as fuck. Did you see Raccoon's armpit hair during drills yesterday? Ewwww.

as part of the hazing process, they dump new recruits in a vat of XXX-strong Nair and the body hair just never goes back. unlucky members go right under and come out bald

uniform regulations. in a back room of konoha is a weird little ANBU uniform maker who INSISTS that all her boys and girls be sleek and shiny. for reasons. no she is not taking criticism.

it's about leaving no DNA traces at crime scenes they perpetuate undercover, in Konoha's name. Ideally they should shave their heads too, especially since every now and then some twit of a kid joins ANBU with bright white hair and thinks no one's gonna recognise his stupid paintbrush head just because he's wearing a mask but, I digress

they're having a secret in-house competition to see who can regulate their hair growth via chakra for longest. every so often they pull down each other's pants to check each other's concentration hasn't slipped and they've grown a stray pube. people have walked in on this. the ANBU don't explain.

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Whenever stories are trying to give their characters the MOST tragic backstory the author can think of

I’m sorry, but you will never be Fai D. Flourite.

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artblock is kicking my ass and so i decided i wanted to draw my favorite evil gay boy

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Naruto: Now that I'm the hokage I can access the archived personnel records and see Kakashi sensei's face!

*opens the file*

*the photo is cut in half and the lower part is missing*

Naruto: You've gotta be kidding me-

10 years prior

Kakashi: Now that I'm the hokage-

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the way they aren't canon kills me

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

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Handsome Sasuke-kun 😍

Get early access to my artworks on my patreon 😉

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Christmas with team 7 ❤️🎄

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four foot tall mareep but its just kakashi and the dawgs 😔

comms

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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I love found family