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Halloween Quotes and Sayings 2018
Halloween Quotes and Sayings
Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!” ~ Dexter Kozen.
‘Tis the night – the night Of the grave’s delight… ~ Arthur Cleveland Coxe.
If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.
~ Lloyd Douglas.
Hark! Hark to the wind! ‘Tis the night, they say,
When all souls come back from the far away – The dead, forgotten this many a day!
Halloween Quotes and Sayings
You wouldn’t believe On All Hallow Eve What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob, And a ring-and-thimble cake. ~ Carolyn Wells.
Halloween Quotes and Sayings
… we in the light sometimes fear what is no more to be feared than the things children in the dark hold in terror and imagine will come true. ~ Titus Lucretius Carus.
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special. ~ Chris Rock.
Halloween Quotes and Sayings
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~ Conan O’Brien.
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown. ~ H. P. Lovecraft
Halloween Quotes and Sayings
What fearful shapes and shadows beset his path, amidst the dim and ghastly glare of a snowy night! With what wistful look did he eye every trembling ray of light streaming across the waste fields from some distant window! How often was he appalled by some shrub covered with snow, which, like a sheeted specter, beset his very path! How often did he shrink with curdling awe at the sound of his own steps on the frosty crust beneath his feet; and dread to look over his shoulder, lest he should behold some uncouth being tramping close behind him! and how often was he thrown into complete dismay by some rushing blast, howling among the trees, in the idea that it was the Galloping Hessian on one of his nightly scouring! – Washington Irving (a quote from “The Legend of Sleep Hollow”)
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s
sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. -William Shakespeare (a quote from “Macbeth”)
Halloween Quotes and Sayings
There is a sacred HORROR about everything grand. It is easy to admire mediocrity and hills; but whatever is too lofty, a genius as well as a mountain, an assembly as well as a masterpiece, seen too near, is appalling. -Victor Hugo
Halloween Quotes and Sayings
For as children tremble and fear everything in the blind darkness, so we in the light sometimes fear what is no more to be feared than the things children in the dark hold in terror and imagine will come true. -Titus Lucretius Carus [99-55 B.C.], De Rerum Natura, bk. III, l. 87
Halloween Quotes and Sayings
Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other. -Sir Francis Bacon, Essays [1625], “Of Death
Men say that in this midnight hour,
The disembodièd have power To wander as it liketh them, By wizard oak and fairy stream. – William Motherwell
Halloween Quotes and Sayings
From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us! – Scottish saying
Hark! Hark to the wind! ‘Tis the night, they say, When all souls come back from the far away- The dead, forgotten this many a day! – Virna Sheard
‘Tis the night – the night
Of the grave’s delight, And the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without The wild winds shout, But no, it is they – it is they. – Arthur Cleveland Coxe
“Those seemingly interminable dark walks between houses, long before street-lit safety became an issue, were more adrenalizing than the mountains of candy filling the sack. Sadly Halloween, with our good-natured attempts to protect the little ones, from the increasingly dangerous traffic and increasingly sick adults, has become an utter bore.”
– Lauren Springer
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Halloween jokes for adults 2018 !!!!!
Halloween jokes for adults is a great celebration night for the kids, but there’s no reason that they have to be the only ones to have fun.
With that in mind, here is a collection of funny Halloween jokes for adults to make your Halloween night one filled with laughter.
Enjoy these Halloween jokes…
With that in mind, here is a collection of funny Halloween jokes for adults to make your Halloween night one filled with laughter.
Enjoy these Halloween jokes…
Halloween jokes for adults
I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.
I knew it would come back to haunt me.
Halloween jokes for adults
I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn’t in.
Forget the ships. My lighthouse, my rules…
Halloween jokes for adults
I’m not saying my wife is ugly…
but on Halloween she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, “Trick or treat?”
I looked at him and asked, “What have you come as?”
He said, “A werewolf.”
I said, “But you’re not wearing a costume. You’ve just got your normal clothes on.”
He said, “Yeah well, it’s not a full moon yet, is it?”
Halloween jokes for adults
A nun gets into a cab and notices that the driver can’t stop staring at her. So she asks him why is he staring and he answers, “I have a question I need to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
The nun replies, “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you have had a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
Halloween jokes for adults
The cab driver hesitates for a moment and then says, “Well it’s like this; I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me.”
Halloween jokes for adults
The nun replies, “Ok well, let’s see what we can do about that, shall we. There are two conditions though – firstly you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, yes! I am single and I’m Catholic too!”
The nun then says, “Ok then, pull into the next alley.”
Halloween jokes for adults
The cab driver does so and the nun duly goes ahead and fulfills his fantasy. They get back on the road and start driving again, but the cab driver soon starts to cry.
The nun sees this and asks him, “My dear child, pray tell, why are you crying?”
Halloween jokes for adults
The cab driver says, “You must forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied to you – I must confess that I’m married and I’m also Jewish.”
The nun laughs and says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a Halloween party.”
Halloween jokes for adults
I just popped over to my Grandma’s, and you’ve got to hand it to her. At 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch.
She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer… I’ll pop back next year.
Halloween jokes for adults
Me and my girlfriend were going to a Halloween party last year and my girlfriend came down the stairs wearing nothing but boots.
I asked her “What are you suppose to be?”
She said, “Puss in boots.”
So I went into the kitchen and put a potato on my penis. When I came back out, she asked me, “What are you suppose to be?”
I said, “If you can be puss in boots, then I can be a dictator…”
Halloween jokes for adults
Halloween jokes for adults
My wife felt like she’d seen a new caring considerate side to me after I spent the day making treats for the Halloween callers yesterday.
I really hope they appreciated my home made toffee onions.
Halloween jokes for adults
I visited a real graveyard this Halloween…
I logged back in to Google Plus.
Halloween jokes for adults
I think it’s a real shame that today’s young people don’t even know why we really celebrate Halloween.
None of us would be here today if Jesus hadn’t slain that giant pumpkin.
Halloween jokes for adults
My favorite thing to do on Halloween is walk through the burns unit at the hospital and congratulate everyone on their Freddy Kruger costumes.
I’m going trick or treating with my mum tonight.
It’s the only time I can take her out as she’s been dead for ten years.
Halloween is easily the scariest night of the year, what with the dead rising from their graves…
and fat girls thinking they look sexy dressed as cats.
Halloween jokes for adults
Last Halloween there was a knock on the door. I looked out of the window and then shouted upstairs to my wife, “Honey there’s a witch at the door. What shall I do?”
She shouted back, “Just give her some candy and tell her to get lost.”
My mother-in-law hasn’t spoken to me since.
Halloween jokes for adults
How’s everyone holding up? It’s just crazy out there! I’ve killed 25 zombies so far! And why the hell are they all carrying candy?
Halloween jokes for adults
My wife said to me yesterday, “Honey, I think we should do something really scary for the kids this Halloween.”
I said, “Well, we could always take them to your mother’s.”
Halloween jokes for adults
The best part about Halloween is that the cobwebs in my house look like decorations.
I had a big row with my wife last Halloween. I yelled at her, “When you finally die, I’m getting you a headstone that says, ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever’.”
“Yeah well,” she shouted back, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that says, ‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.'”
Halloween jokes for adults
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Halloween Day 2018!
Halloween is a celebration in remembrance of the useless that takes place annually at the evening of October 31. The call Halloween (on occasion spelled Hallowe’en) is a contraction of All Hallows’ Even(ing), meaning All Saints’ night, as it is celebrated at the evening before All Saints’ Day, also known as All Hallows’ Day. Saints have historically been referred to as hallows, derived from the old English phrase hālig and related to the German word heilig, which means holy.
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