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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: July 24

2019

Archer [david/patrick, G, 421] by thisisfromawhileago

He’s been the archer,He’s been the prey.Who could ever leave him,But who could stay?Who would want to stay? Based off Taylor Swift's new song Archer

catch eyes at that stupid party [david/patrick, G, 2,082] by @ohlafraise

“Is anyone else coming?” Patrick asked. “Um, Alexis, probably,” David said, unsure why he felt like he’d done something wrong. Or: Alexis’s graduation falls on a different night, and David is more beloved than he thinks.

Every morning with you, I wake up just dreaming [david/patrick, E, 1,633] by JessX2231

A lazy Sunday morning. Patrick's definitely going to be late for rehearsal.

Humphrey Finds His Human [david/patrick, G, 602] by @mostlyinthemorning

"Patrick scooped up the bear. “It probably belongs to some small child who’s missing it.” He tucked the bear under his arm as they continued up the final flight of stairs to the apartment."

Indecent Exposure [david/patrick, M, 1,203] by @nervouscupcakeinspace

Moira asks Stevie to copy an old video from VHS to DVD. David and Alexis are there to help.

Language of Love: Part 2 (Season 4) [david/patrick, NR, 249,775] by PandorasDaydream

David and Patrick navigate the day after their first kiss. Ironically, the one with the most self control is not at all who we thought it would be. Don't mess this up, David.

Nothing Like this Feeling [david/patrick, E, 2,777] by bigficenergy

Literally just post-engagement sex. Set after/at the end of "The Hike." A continuation of the "Now That I Found You" chapter of "You Could Be The One". Can probably be read as a standalone, too.

The Other F Word [david/patrick, M, 623] by bluejay_unit

They can't keep their hands off each other after getting engaged. That's it, that's the fic :)

The Person You Marry [david/patrick, G, 1,556] by @distractivate

It arrived on a Saturday afternoon. David approached it warily, a looming presence in the corner of their new house where he had planned on a tasteful seating grouping. Having missed the spectacle of its arrival, it almost felt to David as if it had simply appeared. An ominous warning that his worst fear may well be realized: the person you marry does not stay the person you marry. "Relax, David. It’s just a piano," Patrick says. Or, a little bit of sentimental fluff about how Patrick learns to play the piano.

you make me feel right [david/patrick, E, 14,919] by simplytheworst

Patrick hurts David and tortures himself, offering olive branches so that David will talk to him. David confronts his past trauma and decides to finally open up to Patrick about it, but first he needs to make things right after he put off their reconciliation in favour of the gifts he was receiving.

you need to like, chill [david/patrick, T, 1,925] by @crazygirleddie

based on the tumblr prompt: "can you write a fic where stevie patrick and alexis get high together after cabaret rehearsals"

2020

[art] gotta catch 'em all [gen, G, art] by @rhetoricalk

A collection of miscellaneous trading cards,An assortment of sports and games,A sprinkling of our favourite characters.Catch 'em all!

[art] pettifogging [gen, G, art] by @sparklesmagiclightlove

this wine is awful. give me another glass.

A Hint of Amnesia [david/patrick, E, 48,568] by @missgeevious

David Rose falls off his cute huge yacht, loses his memory, and washes up in Schitt’s Creek, where he learns how to love. This is loosely based on the movie Overboard, but if you read All the Songs I Sing Are About You, you already know I have a tendency to stray pretty far from the source material. The story is barely recognizable beyond the basic premise. Schitt’s Creek is a small town on the water in this story, and NOTHING about the experience or treatment of amnesia in this is remotely accurate. It’s all made up, folks. Suspend your disbelief before entering. The title comes from an episode of Schitt’s Creek. Bragging rights to the first person who figures out what episode and scene it came from.

And I Never Lost a Minute of Sleepin' [david/patrick, E, 9,734] by @floosilver8

The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek.You don't *really* need to read the others in the series to follow this one, but you might want to read the previous one to get the first part here. (Title from Tina Turner's "Proud Mary")

Competitive Sex Sportsing [david/patrick, E, 2,161] by @themelancholyvegetable

Patrick suggests a little friendly competition to alleviate some pandemic stress.

euphoria [david/patrick, G, 150] by @enablelove

Patrick has a surprise in store.

More Than Fine [david/patrick, G, 270] by @delilah-mcmuffin

Patrick sees David before 3.08 and is so overwhelmed he tries to get Ray to take the appointment for him.

The Rose I Have In Mind [david/patrick, G, 3,289] by @asoftplacetoland

David and Patrick spend Christmas Eve bonding with the Brewers.

Through Layers of Cotton [david/patrick, G, 1,221] by therapychicken

"Patrick's mouth is wide open, too, because it's just so weird. The whole bottom half of David's face, David's beautiful, expressive face, is covered by his mask."

Words, words, words [david/patrick, G, 506] by upbeat

David and Patrick play Scrabble after their night at Stevie’s.

2021

Better to Sleep It Off [david/patrick, T, 1,376] by @walnuts-and-berries

Patrick was still mad. They had heard so much advice about “never going to bed angry” during their marriage. So here they were, their bedside clock reading 11:24pm, trying to not go to bed angry about it. It was barely nine o'clock when the fight started. They had both had long days that didn’t go to plan. Patrick had no less than eight vendors reach out to him within the first ten minutes the store was open. Something about a rogue accounting system that had wrongfully alerted every vendor that their next payment couldn’t be complete.

lost in the woods [gen, T, 2,110] by @dessertwaffles

Patrick sits in his standard issue ergonomic desk chair at his boring corporate desk job as the walls of his beige cubicle slowly creep inwards. As the hours drag on, the walls continue closing in until they’re pressed up against him on all sides and he feels rooted to the spot, trapped, unable to focus on anything except the crushing weight of how miserable he is. Or, Patrick struggles in the months before his move to Schitt's Creek.

More Than Words [david/patrick, G, 5,755] by @fictasticvoyage

5 times Patrick sings and plays guitar for David, and one time Patrick has a little help delivering his message.

2022

[podfic] Fine [david/patrick, E, podfic] by @hullomoon

After an unexpected decision at Rosebud Motel Group, David and Patrick are left to figure things out. Patrick is working tirelessly to keep the store afloat, while David remains stubborn in his vision. Eventually, they seek help to work on both their marriage and the store, but no man is an island, and neither of them can fix everything on their own. Heavy angst with an eventual happy ending. [podfic of Fine]

[podfic] what was I like before you? [david/patrick, M, podfic] by @hullomoon

David bit his lip, propping himself up on his elbows and adjusting his knees on either side of Patrick’s hips. Cupping the side of Patrick’s face, he drew his thumb over Patrick’s eyebrow. “How’d you get this scar?” OR: David learns some surprising information about Patrick's past. [podfic of what was I like before you?]

2023

Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen) [david/patrick, T, 1,292] by @a-noble-dragon

For the Summer Word Challenge on tumblr. Prompt: Sunscreen. David’s testing the new range of sunscreens that have been delivered to Rose Apothecary, dabbing a little on his face then carefully rubbing some onto the backs of his hands. Patrick stands idly by, his focus entirely on David’s actions.

2024

[podfic] What You Had and What You Love [alexis & david, G, podfic] by DontStopHerNow

As Alexis goes through her many breakups, David does his best to comfort her, often badly. 5 Breakup Pep-Talks +1 Non-Breakup Pep Talk Podfic of What You Had and What You Love by DontStopHerNow

The "Appointment" [david/patrick, M, 2,858] by @characterassassination-at-9am

Patrick is sneaking around behind David's back. David finds out and of course spirals about it. Stevie helps? And finally the ridiculous truth is revealed.

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017 or 2018 2019: 11 fics/277,516 words 2020: 10 fanworks (8 fics, 2 fanart)/66,064 words 2021: 3 fics/9,241 words 2022: 2 podfics 2023: 1 fic/1,292 words 2024: 2 fanworks (1 podfic, 1 fic)/2,858 words Total: 29 fanworks (24 fics, 3 podfics, 2 fanart)/357,030 words

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HUNTR/X 💥

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tbh I really dislike how aphobia tends to be discussed whenever there's some kind of incident that makes it visible to general society. The most common response seems to be some variation of "why would anyone hate asexual/aromantic people, they aren't even doing anything" and it just always sits wrong with me. It paints such a passive picture of our existence and feels like a comment influenced by the level of invisibility that aspec people have in society. Why would you be annoyed by someone who is practically invisible? Just go back to ignoring their existence, it's easy!

But despite the invisibility, aspec people are actually doing quite a lot of things that will piss off queerphobic, right-wing and religious people (and hell, even left-wing people). And the most obvious point is that we are actively not performing heterosexuality the way they want us to. People who's entire world view is "cis men and women should be in monogamous, heterosexual marriage and have (white) babies" are not going to lean back and say "oh but those asexuals and aromantics are fine". They will also hate our guts, and they will come up with all sorts of reasons, including insinuating we're all secretly into bestiality, or mentally ill, or not human, or attention seeking children. It's just plain old queerphobia, and like all queerphobia, there's no inherent logic to it which you can worm your way out of by "not doing anything".

And like, there's a lot more that aspec people do which people hate. Raising awareness about amatonormativity? People feel attacked, they hate it. Asexual people having sex? Or not having sex? People hate it! Aromantic people being in (seemingly) romantic relationships? People fucking hate it! Aromantic people having sex? Ohh people hate that!!

I guess the existence of aphobia can be confusing when you haven't spent much time thinking about asexuality and aromanticism, but in the end, these are identities that aren't heteronormative and they will be hit with the same or similar bigotry as any other queer identity. I just get tired of this response after seeing it recycled for 10 years without ever seeming to go any further.

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too much monogamy in fandom in general

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I wish it wasn’t a hot take that a story in which two characters of any gender prioritize their purely platonic relationship over any other romantic or sexual interests they might have is a textually queer story

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objectively a me-problem but where are the stone tops in ff fandoms... where are they... i knowww my experiences are not universal and some characters and people irl are just inexperienced or have intimacy issues or are self-conscious but it always feels like lucy pulling the football when a character asserts that they dont want traditional "reciprocation" (in scare quotes bc stone sex is plenty reciprocal!!!) and then changes their mind or is talked into it and oh actually they wanted that all along yippee, and its framed as greater intimacy or a triumph of love or whatever in the fic, as though touching your lover's genitals is the end-all be-all of sex, and is superior to all other forms of sexual intimacy. enough!!! enough.

and its not like these fics *say* these characters are stone, so its not like im even complaining fairly, its just like. the entire *world* of sex and eroticism out there and the shining standard of Making Love is perfectly "reciprocal" penetrative sex where the characters have the most socially-expected set of boundaries imaginable. ok. alright.

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hey can you recommend me a yoonmin fic like the gym fic objects in motion??

helloooo i tried but i can't think of another one like that...

maybe if someone else has an idea they could reply under this post?

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BTS FIC RECS (PART 11)

GEN

safer in the shadows (part of the queer introspections series) by nitilia 

Yoongi doesn’t particularly like much of anything in this building. But the pay is good, so he keeps his head down, he keeps his insides dead, he keeps himself smothered so that no one ever figures out what he is. It’s hard, but it’s worth it. It’s better than being seen.

Jeon Jungkook/Kim Namjoon | RM

almost home. by kattyl

Namjoon swallows nervously before he manages to speak, “Where were you?" "I was busy."

Drown in You by creambunkoo *

The way Namjoon holds him open so he can stare — even that small touch, the gentle pressure of his hyung's thumbs — is a dizzying kind of pleasure. Jungkook feels himself clenching up helplessly and wonders if Namjoon can tell. "Pretty," Namjoon says in a deep voice, right as Jungkook is blurting out, "I- I'm gonna come." Jungkook wakes up one morning with a pussy, overwhelmed by how sensitive he is, and when Namjoon walks in on him, Jungkook asks his hyung for help. 'Help' that Namjoon is more than happy to give.

sing me like a bible hymn by raplinelover * (WIP )

Jungkook is the perfect son, altar boy and Christian. Then Kim Namjoon walks into his life.

Jeon Jungkook/Kim Seokjin | Jin

Metamorphic by Hermit_Hanes *

A series of unusual murders and abductions has shaken Seoul. Rookie detective Jungkook intends to bring those responsible to justice. He gets too close.

tying you to me by anpanmoon  *

Jungkook, servant of Cupid, is called to deal with a soulmate emergency. Seokjin happens to be wrapped up in it.

Jeon Jungkook/Min Yoongi | Suga

For You, For Sure by deepslowpanic *

“Jungkook is angry that he couldn’t control himself. He feels like he took advantage of you.” The way Jimin frowns makes Yoongi’s chest ache. “He thinks you hate him.” “He didn't, I don’t hate him,” Yoongi blurts. “It wasn’t his fault.” “We know, hyung,” Hoseok says carefully. “And Jungkook knows that. But it doesn’t matter.” He glances at Jimin before turning back to Yoongi. “He almost bit you.” A shiver travels down Yoongi’s spine and he swallows hard. “You mean like -” “Yes.” Hoseok doesn't break eye contact. “A mating bite.” -OR- When Yoongi’s suppressants fail unexpectedly, he goes into preheat at a group game night. Jungkook is so affected by Yoongi’s scent he nearly bites him before they’re pulled apart. This isn’t exactly how Yoongi wanted to find out his friend has a crush on him, especially when he’s never thought of Jungkook that way. But when the daze of his heat clears, Jungkook seems to be everywhere Yoongi is, with gifts and smiles and his sweet scent. And maybe Yoongi likes that more than he expected.

loveline by exarite *

Can I call you? Jungkook immediately put his phone down the moment he sent the text, cheeks and neck going hot. // Alpha Min Yoongi and Omega Jeon Jungkook have been arranged to be mated for years now. The day before their mating ceremony, Jungkook calls. He's nervous.

switch it up like? by exarite *

Omega Jeon Jungkook comes from a traditional pack, where the men lead and court and take control. Alpha Min Yoonji also comes from a traditional pack. However, for her, Alphas are on top. Something has to bend or break. Yoonji decides it's going to be Jungkook.

First Light by BornToSolace

All of this is different. Everything has been different so far, and different is good. Different will allow Yoongi to break his vows without himself breaking, or so he hopes. The careful beckoning, the soft pull on his hand, the almost apprehensive look in the man’s eyes that won’t leave Yoongi’s face as he gets taken to the mat, the lips reverently trailing down his neck, his chest, his ribs. It’s different, and as Yoongi closes his eyes, tired of resisting, tired of feeling heavy, he knows he will allow it, that he wants it, whatever it is that is about to happen. -or- With war on the horizon, lonely farmer Yoongi embraces his fate, leaving his front door open for the inevitable. Surprisingly, it’s not war that finds him. It’s him who finds a wounded, taciturn soldier in his kitchen instead. A tale of unexpected second chances, set in Joseon Korea.

get you by qtyoonfi (WIP )

Yoongi broke up with his longtime ex over a year ago. He thought he'd managed to close that chapter in his life, but his ex's little brother, Jungkook, is stubbornly staying in his life. And that would've been fine. That is if Jungkook wasn't constantly hitting on Yoongi and begging him for a chance.

Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Namjoon | RM

Where He Belongs by ArianneMaya

Beta Hoseok's body isn't made to take an alpha's knot, and Namjoon is too much of a gentlewolf to pressure him on the matter. Why is it, then, that Hoseok can't stop thinking about it?

Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Seokjin | Jin

Finding Heaven in Hell by ArianneMaya

Hoseok always thought the rules his family imposed on him were silly superstitions: never walk alone at night, never sleep with the window open, never undress in front of a mirror… It all seemed a little ridiculous to him. Until the day the demons kidnap him to offer him as a mate to their king.

Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga

Signifié by sseoltangie *

Hoseok draws him out with a glint in his eyes and it’s then that Yoongi notices what would be the final nail in his coffin: Hoseok, in perfect opposition to his heart-shaped smile, is a little mean too.

Kim Namjoon | RM/Min Yoongi | Suga

fevered honey by ellemoonchild

Namjoon was tired of spending his heats alone, but he didn’t have much luck attracting alphas. Maybe it was his ‘bigger than omega average’ size or his overly sweet scent or naturally shy demeanor, but Namjoon just hadn’t found the connection he’d always craved with an alpha. But as he got older his heats became more unbearable to deal with alone… Which was how he found himself at the city's most luxurious and exclusive heat/rut hotel being taken care of by the alpha of his dreams. Min Yoongi was a smaller alpha, with a cute face and intense eyes. A deep voice and big hands and heavy scent that left Namjoon feeling dizzy. He was the perfect choice for a heat partner…but as Yoongi treats Namjoon like he’s always wanted the omega will find it hard to separate his heart from what is meant to be only a business transaction.

A Training Montage by mangust_d *

Namjoon has a big dick. Yoongi can't open his mouth wide. Bored to death with his new office job, Yoongi is ready for a new challenge.

Clarity (part of the The Red Sweatshirt Saga series) by allie (baby_shookys)

“So what, you’re saying I should just jerk it in the bathroom and then get back to work?” Namjoon asks, incredulous, leaning in closer and dropping his voice so low that no one could possibly overhear. Taehyung snorts. “You could. But you don’t have to.” “What do you mean?” “Hyung’s wearing his red sweatshirt today.” or; when Namjoon's struggling with a bit of artistic block, Taehyung suggests that maybe post-nut clarity will help.

A Gentler Kind of Burn by ArianneMaya

Namjoon doesn’t believe it’s possible for a guy (especially him) to come more than once. Yoongi proves him wrong.

Maybe, Perhaps by sseoltangie (27k) *

Yoongi keeps purring around Namjoon. He doesn't think it's a problem. Realising he's in love with his best friend... That might be one.

honeypie by 02_43am

“I think I’m showing.” Namjoon is half-asleep so, when he turns around to look at Yoongi, he can't help but be surprised. Trying not to sound panicked, he points out: “That's a bump.” “Or is the takeout I ordered yesterday?” Yoongi wonders. Pulling his shirt down, he lets his hands wander over his stomach before they cup his lower belly. “Ok, maybe it is a bump.” (or yoongi is pregnant and namjoon has a pregnant yoongi kink).

Little Sugar Cube by mangust_d (18k) *

Yoongi gets pregnant after having bad sex with his friend of thirteen years. He decides to keep the pup, but Namjoon is living his best life and travelling the world while Yoongi's days are filled with prenatal yoga classes and dam dates he didn't ask for. Why should he burden the alpha with something like this? Yoongi holds his breath for a moment, but his body has changed too much, his hair grown too long. Namjoon doesn’t recognise him from behind. Doesn’t smell his own pup growing in Yoongi’s womb. “Namjoon-ah,” Yoongi rasps, turning his head toward the alpha because he needs to see him. He’s vulnerable like this. Hair clipped back, face bare, dressed in white like an innocent maiden.

you can be the boss (daddy) you can be the boss by andlovetoo

“If them calling me daddy makes you uncomfortable I’ll make them stop,” Yoongi tries, rubbing his thumbs over the veins on the back of Namjoon’s hands. “I don’t care why it makes you uncomfortable, I can stop them, they’re just making a stupid joke—.” “It makes me uncomfortable because I want to be the one calling you daddy!” Namjoon says, all in a rush, voice too loud like it gets when he’s nervous. Yoongi blinks.

Five-Star Service by mangust_d  *

Seeking casual rut partners would be too risky for a famous alpha rapper like Kim Namjoon, so he signs up for an upscale rut service online. He picks a doll-faced beta who advertises his ‘exceptional oral skills’, but the polished headshot in the catalogue proves to be false advertisement.

Maid a Fool by mangust_d *

When Namjoon's best friend shows up to a costume party dressed as a maid, he's forced to rethink their entire relationship.

Kim Seokjin | Jin/Min Yoongi | Suga

Cat the Anchor by anpanmoon *

Yoongi's son is obsessed with boats. Seokjin happens to have one.

Kim Seokjin | Jin/Park Jimin

Lies & Liability by anpanmoon (WIP - 4k)

Yoongi waved his hand. “You won’t bring shame on your family that easily—as long as you don’t claim every single dance on a Lady’s dance card, that is.” Seokjin laughed loudly. “What an oddly specific thing to say!” OR: Seokjin meets Jimin at a masquerade and falls for his charms immediately, not knowing he'll never be able to call him his.

wish you were instead by yin_moongi

Jimin drapes himself half in Seokjin’s lap and plays with the hem of his t-shirt, runs his fingers along the skin of his side just above his belt. Seokjin thinks: We shouldn’t be doing this in public. Then he thinks: Doing this in public is exactly what we said we were doing.

Kim Taehyung | V/Min Yoongi | Suga

Settle My Blood In Forgiveness (part of the Bloodlines (Lead Me Home) series) by yngimint *

"The fledgling is yours to sire now" Taehyung reads the note that he thinks is from his cousin Seokjin and looks back up at the fledgling standing at his doorstep.

when puppies do what puppies do by disillusioned (miscalculated) *

Executed too quickly to retaliate, Yoongi’s free hand is lifted from its resting spot and promptly placed somewhere warm and unmistakably human. Then, Yoongi is looking up from his computer screen just in time to— “Hyung, feel.” His hand is adjusted. “Feel here. No, like,” now Taehyung maneuvers Yoongi’s fingers so that they’re pressed right over the miniature slope of his flexed bicep, “there. That.” Yoongi complies as if on autopilot, bewildered into silence. “That?” he parrots. “Yes,” Taehyung says. * Suddenly and seemingly without reason, Kim Taehyung decides Old and Jaded Min Yoongi is prime mating material.

Min Yoongi | Suga/Min Yoongi | Suga

Distorted Reflection by ArianneMaya

Yoongi’s part in the plan was ridiculously simple: let himself be caught, grab the hidden gun and kill Agust D. Except there is no gun. And Yoongi finds himself at the mercy of his worst enemy.

Min Yoongi | Suga/Park Jimin

It'll Make You Come Alive by PuppoJiminnie

Yoongi had always been so kind to his owner, Jimin. Not only did he give his unconditional love, but he let Jimin live in his home rent free. But most of all, he blessed Jimin with his body, and if there was one thing Jimin wasn't going to do, it was turn down Yoongi's offering. Even if it was going to make him late to work.

POLY RELATIONSHIPS

OT7 - Relationship

Wait For Me In Spring by Arobeebee  (WIP ) *

The gravest of calamities has unexpectedly befallen Omega Jungkook - he is engaged to be married. Desperate to escape the shackles of an unwanted union with an Alpha he has never met, he decides to run away from home in the dead of night to seek shelter with the bonded pack who have already stolen his heart. But in winter comes the storm, and the journey to freedom can often be a treacherous one.

oh no (part of the alpha joonie series) by feraljk

when the all-omega pack decided to buy an alpha, they expected a rough brute of a plaything, not this oversized sweetheart of a puppy now living in their house. or: alpha namjoonie getting the love he deserves

Gallery 7 by mangust_d *

In a society where unmated alphas and omegas are kept separated until an omega is presented to their future mate, special O-galleries serve as a platform to connect nubile omegas with promising matches. OR: The story of how Taehyung sold himself to a rich alpha and accidentally gained five omega nestmates.

Housekeeping by Arobeebee (WIP )

University student and aspiring artist Jungkook, hoping to make a little extra cash over the summer before his senior year, applies for a job as a live-in housekeeper and cook. He was definitely NOT expecting to find himself living in a beautiful mansion with six hot millionaires.

Omega-Dom Seokjin and his pack of subby darlings (series) by Arobeebee  (WIP )

Summary from the first fic: Kookie is having a bad-sad feels sort of day, so of course his doting Omega-hyung will immediately drop everything and rush over to give his soft, tender-hearted subby sweetheart all the love and attention he deserves. (In which Jungkook hasn't officially joined the Kim-pack as a bondmate (not yet, at least), but that doesn't stop him from being one of Seokjin's treasured little darlings.)

Amygdala: A Beta Memoir by HyungLineHeaux 

Amygdala steps into the world of Min Yoongi, who joins an established pack as head beta after personal disaster strikes. There are just a few problems with his newfound family: The six-member pack already has a head beta. And they want nothing to do with each other, let alone him.

Co-ed Bangtan (series) by two_cent_penny (WIP ) *

Summary from the first fic: Jungha wants to help herself to unnies’ bodies.

Those Falling Petals in My Hands by thehoyden *

Jungkook is all ready to back out of the room with Taehyung in tow when he registers what the droning voiceover on the video is saying. “When seeing an alpha through rut for the first time, let’s remember this important acronym—” Jimin stabs the spacebar with one finger to pause the video. “Well,” Taehyung says. “Well, well, well.” Jimin’s face has gone a very attractive pink. “Don’t say a word,” he threatens.

A Twist of Fate by ArianneMaya  (WIP )

After leaving his parents’ den and becoming mysteriously sick, omega Jimin agrees to move out of the city and live with a more traditional pack to get the care he needs to heal. It’s temporary. Or at least, that’s what he thinks.

Fuck The Monarchy by Arobeebee (WIP )

Court sorcerer Namjoon and his loyal allies aim to topple the existing government in an effort to prevent a civil uprising that might destroy the kingdom of Allemuir. Their only hope is innocent, trusting, virgin Prince Jungkook. ((Royalty AU where OT6 woo Jungkook in order to achieve kingdom-wide social reform, but quickly end up falling in love with the sweet, kind-hearted Princeling. Also porn.))

Baby, Don't You Worry by creambunkoo

They get their matching tattoos one-by-one over the summer, after Bangtan announces they're taking a break from group activities. Where 7 boys get 7 tattoos that bind their hearts together more than just symbolically.

Jeon Jungkook/Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Namjoon | RM 

Bide by Tarbek1  (WIP )

Jungkook is an omega who would rather die than be caught. He is exactly what alphas Hoseok and Namjoon have been looking for.

Jeon Jungkook/Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Seokjin | Jin/Min Yoongi | Suga 

The Stowaway (part of the Fragile - Please Handle With Care series) by Arobeebee

Jungkook, accused of crimes against the Thurazon government and on the run from bounty hunters, takes refuge in an empty cargo container at a remote trading port, and wakes up in deep-space surrounded by smugglers. Alternatively, the crew of the starship Bangtan find an injured fugitive hidden inside a durasteel crate in their cargo bay, and decide to keep him.

Jeon Jungkook/Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Seokjin | Jin

goldilocks bed and breakfast by macabre

Just three friends moving into a one bedroom apartment. With one bed.

Jeon Jungkook/Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Seokjin | Jin/Min Yoongi | Suga

all in by feraljk

omega camboy jungkook only intended to stream his heat for his favorite patrons, he didn't (fully) expect to get three boyfriends out of it.

standing next to you  (part of the wisteria series) by feraljk (WIP) 

not every traumatized omega turned feral. or: before hoseok, there was jungkook.

Jeon Jungkook/Kim Namjoon | RM/Min Yoongi | Suga

conjecture. (series) by kattyl

Summary from the first fic: Taehyung glances at Jungkook out of the corner of his eye and smirks a bit. “Ah. Okay. I get it now,” he says. And then proceeds to say nothing else, withholding the apparent solution to Jungkook’s plight. “Well?” Jungkook throws his hands up, “We’re all waiting, Taehyung-ssi! The floor is yours!” He gestures sarcastically to the empty living room around them. Taehyung remains silent as he leans forward to exchange the small, folded square remains of his chip bag with a bottle of water from the coffee table. He takes - what Jungkook estimates to be - the longest possible sip of water in the history of mankind and simply says, “You want them to cuck you.”

The Great Pumpkin Regatta by two_cent_penny *

Yoongi's going to beat Jeon Jungkook in the biggest sweet potato competition this year.

Jeon Jungkook/Kim Taehyung | V/Park Jimin

sea legs by tendershipping *

Chaebols Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook acquire a merman via an illicit auction, as one does. Mer Jimin has more in mind for his time with them than looking pretty in a pool.

Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Namjoon | RM/Min Yoongi | Suga/Park Jimin

Holding My Last Breath by ArianneMaya (WIP )

In a world where omegas aren't born this way, but bitched, all Jimin hopes is to make it to the end of the night of the blood moon without a mating mark on his neck. Alpha Yoongi, Hoseok and Namjoon have other plans for him.

Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Seokjin | Jin/Min Yoongi | Suga

This Garden I Planted by mangust_d

Seokjin and Hoseok have been committed to each other for years, defying societal norms and expectations set by their families. But one day, they meet an innocent little kittentail named Min Yoongi and decide to make him theirs. Little do they suspect that Yoongi has heartbreak written all across his back.

Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Taehyung | V/Park Jimin

Bite Down by sunnydays81 * 

Jung Hoseok has one of the worst cases of Alpha Bite Disorder that Jimin has ever treated. And he has treated many. In fact, as physiotherapist, Jimin specialises in the condition. At the clinic he runs with his omega mate Taehyung, they treat all of Seoul's most intractable cases of ABD, bringing relief to alphas living lives with the misery of chronic jaw pain and temporomandibular joint dysfunction. Together, they make a great team. Every now and then, however, they come across an alpha that even they struggle to help. Hoseok is definitely one of those.

Kim Namjoon | Rap Monster/Kim Seokjin | Jin/Min Yoongi | Suga

heeding by silklace

Yoongi hears his phone buzz on the glass top of the hotel desk just as Seokjin reaches into the little mini fridge with an over-dramatic groan. “If that’s management calling a second debrief,” Seokjin says warningly. He trails off, scrounging around in the contents of the mini fridge. He emerges with a sullen look and a small twist-off bottle of red wine. “Yeah, you know what, just tell them I ran away to go live in the mountains.”

(* Personal favorites)    

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Summary:

Yoongi, a cat hybrid, has favored a life in solitude. After all, no one can hurt you if you don't let anyone in.

When Yoongi needs a new place to stay, he comes across a post made by six other hybrids looking for a roommate.

Running out of options, Yoongi moves in with them. He doesn't expect this decision to change his life.

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Jung Hoseok/Kim Namjoon/Kim Seokjin/Kim Taehyung/Min Yoongi/Park Jimin

Additional Tags: Hybrids, Hurt/Comfort, Queerplatonic Relationships, Found Family, Cat Hybrid Min Yoongi | Suga, Cat Hybrid Park Jimin (BTS), Dog Hybrid Kim Namjoon | RM, Hybrid Kim Seokjin | Jin, Hybrid Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Deer Hybrid Jeon Jungkook, otter hybrid kim seokjin, Hybrid Kim Taehyung | V, Raccoon hybrid Kim Taehyung

(moodboard by introtesona on twitter)

(written for Agust D fest)

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Summary:

When Yoongi receives a Valentines from a secret admirer, he dismisses it as a mistake.

When he receives a second one, he’s unsettled.

When it comes to the third love letter, Yoongi has no choice but to accept the evidence.

He has a stalker.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Kim Taehyung | V/Min Yoongi | Suga

Additional Tags: Stalking, Obsessive Behavior, Love Letters, Valentine's Day, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

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Summary:

Jungkook can’t help but feel like someone is constantly watching him in his own home… even when no one’s there.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin

Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Christmas, Creepy, Elf on a Shelf, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

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Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

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Summary:

It happens between their last comeback and the decision to soon leave the dorm to live in their own apartments.

Namjoon just assumed everyone has been as busy as he was. That’s why they have been seeing each other less and less. That’s why they haven’t checked in as much as usual.

But then, one of the others approaches him. "Have you heard from Yoongi lately?"

And Namjoon hasn’t, not for a long while. And neither has anyone else.

It’s almost as if Yoongi has disappeared.

or:

One day Yoongi disappears.

When he comes back, he’s ready to talk about why.

(written for the Yoongi Fest)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Jung Hoseok/Kim Namjoon/Kim Seokjin/Kim Taehyung/Min Yoongi/Park Jimin, Min Yoongi | Suga/Everyone

Additional Tags: Queerplatonic Relationships, Asexuality Spectrum, Aromantic, Asexual Character, Hurt/Comfort, Canon Setting, mentions of arophobia, Internalized Arophobia, Aromantic Min Yoongi | Suga, Aromantic Asexual Jeon Jungkook, Asexual Kim Seokjin | Jin, Aromantic Character

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Summary:

Jungkook is having a hard time working on his solo music.

Yoongi and Namjoon may just have the perfect solution for him.

or:

The Cockwarmening™

(written for the Kinktober Fest)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Kim Namjoon | RM/Min Yoongi | Suga Additional Tags: Praise Kink, Oral Sex, Light Dom/sub, Cockwarming, Canon Setting