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literally bawling my eyes out praying for more canon nero content just. ANYTHING. anything at all. please one more game i cant live like this anymore.
6 years and not a single word. capcom please…
i wish capcom loved dmc the same way they love resident evil :((((
#dante#vergil#nero#come back to me… my beautiful princesses#devil may cry#if anyone brings up the netflix show i’m shooting them#don’t. bring that up#okay thanks bye
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cooking up the most devious Nero drafts but hesitating posting them because i have irls following me..
so. if anything absolutely heinous is posted, i implore them to ignore it…
thank you..
#we all have our Vices#or so they say#call it a Creative Outlet#and my attempt to rectify the religious trauma inflicted upon nero#not kidding i literally have a total of 64 drafts collecting dust rn#some of them unrelated to dmc but ehhhh#dmc#devil may cry#nero
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in my opinion, vergil doesn’t fuck because his body and mind are so numb to pleasure that it’s incredibly difficult for him to get off. it feels like a chore, a burden.
just another thing mundus has taken from him.
#posting about sex in a nonsexy way bc i think we should do that more often#bold words coming from me but wtvr#i guess what i described is similar to depression. but something Worse#because nothing with vergil is ever straightforward#vergil#devil may cry
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YIPPEEEE
i have NO idea what this is and i kinda hate it but i haven’t posted ina while so
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bonus because i cant stop thinking about this:
he’s a faithful mundus follower that’s doing it for the ‘good of demonkind’ instead of being a tortured soul (literally) who just wanted to be saved and see his family one last time
netflix vergil is genuinely so fucking ugly i can’t breathe
this is me predicting he’ll be the most insufferable, shallow ‘villain’ of all time + will be given the ‘sad backstory justifies everything’ treatment that’ll make him out to be a secretly good guy with ‘good intentions’, and that adi will conveniently overlook every single defining characteristic of vergil
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netflix vergil is genuinely so fucking ugly i can’t breathe
this is me predicting he’ll be the most insufferable, shallow ‘villain’ of all time + will be given the ‘sad backstory justifies everything’ treatment that’ll make him out to be a secretly good guy with ‘good intentions’, and that adi will conveniently overlook every single defining characteristic of vergil
#netflix dmc#unfortunately#i have zero hope for his character#it’s gonna be such a shitstorm i can already tell LMFAO#idrgaf i’ll just pretend the netflix show doesn’t exist#i just find it funny#dmc#vergil#locking in my predictions so i can say i told you so
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it genuinely, genuinely kills me that there is SO MUCH potential to explore kyrie’s character but in true dmc fashion, they sideline their female characters after they’ve had ONE (1) impactful moment. and kyrie barely even had that! girl spoke, like… 5 times.
also because i’m selfish and i want more information on how her and nero’s dynamic really works. what we’re given in canon is just. so not satisfying. at all.
thank goodness for aftershock. and also for the power of headcanons and character studies.
banging my head against the wall because i keep thinking of aftershock and then stepping away and realizing kyrie is NOT actually an important character in dmc she's just a sidepiece to establish Nero as 'family man' in the narrative with no further depth whatsoever [just like the three boys they care for]
#let kyrie be an actual character capcom challenge GO#i need to know how her brain works augh#devil may cry#kyrie#nero#dmc
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can people stop pretending vergil is genuinely a kind individual. please. i swear to god majority of the headcanons i see on tiktok are the same generic ass cookie cutter ‘dark brooding protective boyfriend’ bs over and over.
vergil is not selfless. he’s not going to coddle or soothe or help very much at all. vergil does not care to uphold morals or be empathetic on a whim. he doesn’t know how to begin to be sensitive or open because his entire life has revolved around him learning to do the exact opposite.
there’s more to be said regarding people’s views that a lack of empathy = inherently bad person = character/person they must avoid and hate at all costs; ergo, they must try to find ways to humanise vergil and make him more palatable. but that’s enough to warrant its own post.
headcanons are great but man it really gets to a point, and i genuinely question if we are looking at the same character. pet peeve, yes. but god is it frustrating to be flashbanged with comments saying ‘he would’ve been such a good father to nero 🥺’ or ‘he’d be such a good boyfriend’. honourable mention, the people who are genuinely convinced vergil is simply a ‘tsundere’ and that’s it.
you can just admit he’s a shithead who sucks at being kind to himself and others. you don’t have to jump through hoops to make him a good person*. his life experiences, if they haven’t thoroughly pushed romance or love (in all its forms) from his accepted framework of ideas, don’t include knowing how to be mundanely good or kind.
he feels and loves deeply, but he doesn’t know what to do with that.
vergil is not going to internally monologue about the best, most sensitive way to approach a conversation, or feel guilty for snide remarks.
*vergil isn’t even human. he’s not going to experience the world how ‘normal’ people do. and it genuinely appalls me when people talk about him (dante + nero also) as if, at his core, vergil is simply a human first; one who so happens to have a little devil sitting on his shoulder. as if he’s categorically a human who is just a victim of a demonic inner voice.
he is in fact his own autonomous being—with a unique heritage and therefore a unique cognition and genetic make-up.
#yes i’m overthinking all of this no i don’t care#this is my blog and. i’ll be as specific as i want (this got so out of hand)#i am NOT saying he’s an emotionless idiot#ive posted about this before and i’m fully aware that vergil is a very. very hurt man#one that longs for true connection and hates himself because of it#but that does not make him an inherently amicable or kind person#wanting help and connection doesn’t mean he has the emotional maturity to secure that#i’d say he has a personality disorder but that’s toeing the line of stereotypes#and also wouldn’t be accurate. bc how can u diagnose someone not human with a human disorder#devil may cry#dmc#vergil#nero#dante#whateverrr i’m thinking too much
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tortured by vergil thoughts at 1am is this the Good Life that aristotle promised
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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home
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for anyone wanting the source, here:

this was during the famitsu anniversary interview with itsuno as far as i remember. i’ve posted about this in the past purely because it’s so funny to me.
to all the dmc content creators out there, have fun with this :3
sometimes I'm haunted by the knowledge that nero canonically has a bigger dick than dante.
#this by virtue means nero is the biggest of the 3 of them#blessing or curse? your choice#shitpost#nero#dante#vergil#devil may cry#dmc
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the dmc fandom’s ability to somehow miss the point of everything and instead reinforce their weird alpha male bullshit with vergil and dante is insane to me
another day of reminding the dmc fandom that Dante's financial imcompobility and over reliance on junk food (such as sundaes or pizza) aren't implemented as funny gags for you to point your finger and laugh at but rather unhealthy habits manifested by his depression .
#like sure i get a few jokes here and there#but it gets to a point#i genuinely question people’s perceptions of dante#dmc#dante
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oh clive how i miss you
Final Fantasy XVI | ▶ dev. Square Enix
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i have philosophy today and all i’ll be able to think about is the theory of Nero’s Big Dick wish me luck
#considering i did a presentation about vergil and got 100%#i think i’ll be fine#ahh#philosophy#my fav subject#devil may cry#nero#dmc
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me when i realise most of my nero headcanons are literally just me projecting

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Nero and Kyrie make instant ramen for dinner sometimes but they add stuff to make it nicer. Not exactly fancy ramen but not a depressing meal. soft boiled eggs and fresh green onion and seasoning it to hell and spinach and anything else they can think to add.
nero gets half a dozen eggs on his ramen and like 3 bricks. he eats it all and could easily go for more.
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i think we as a fandom should psychologically torture Nero more often
#put that boy in Situations#lots of body horror to accompany it and we’re good to go#devil may cry#nero
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