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Guide to being the perfect wife; or things people say you need to know how to do before marriage.

aka: my parents keep pressuring me to marry but i’m in love with 2d men.

Kuroo Tetsuro: knowing how to tie a tie

He thought you were trying to choke him. The way your fingers angrily pulled on both ends of the tie making him jolt forward a bit, your eyebrows furrowed with your hand randomly starting to throw the ends around each other as if by magic, it would tie itself into the perfect tie. Kuroo has to leave in ten minutes and he could honestly have done this himself in thirty seconds but just like every day, you were insistent.

“Just give me a second.” You know he has to go soon, but you pull the ends to make him walk closer to the bed. You quickly press replay on the old YouTube video that shows you how to tie a tie, “If I could just get this right. It won’t be a problem!”

Kuroo breaths a laugh, you were so cute to him, every single day the past week, you have been trying to learn how to tie his stupid tie, “Why don’t I show you?” He pauses the video, he tries to guide your hands with his but ultimately it confuses him too and now it’s tangled and won’t budge.

“Ugh!” You throw your hands up, “Can’t we get you clip on ties.” This wasn’t the first time his tie got tangled, the day previously, you had spent five minutes just trying to get his head out of a tight loop.

Kuroo manages to get the tie loose enough to slip off his head, “But then it won’t look as nice. If I recall correctly, you like to pull on my ties.” He sends you a wink as he reaches into his drawer for a new tie.

You blush, he was totally right, you were infatuated with the idea of pull his tie so that he’d have to meet your lips, “Even if I have to watch this video a thousand times, I’m going to learn how to do it.”

He ties his own tie effortlessly and you send him a silent glare. A few hours later you send him a video, you’re phone balancing against a cup as you’re showing off that you finally did it. You learned how to tie a tie. You’re even texting him to hurry home so you can try it out on him.

Miya Osamu: know how to cook

Osamu knows what the sound of clanking pots and pans mean, he knows what’s coming when he walks out of the bedroom still tired and seeing bags of groceries sprawled on the kitchen counter. He knows that a storm is coming, and you were the thunder. You’re too busy to notice him and even when he wraps his arms around you, chin on your shoulder, you shrug him off. He knows how stressed you were getting, how anxious you were to get everything perfect and done because his mother was coming over.

“Let me help you.” He tries to grab one of the knives but you smack his fingers.

“No!” Your voice was shaking simply due to how fast your mind was racing. You were running back and forth, stirring the pot, washing vegetables, cutting meat, “I’m almost done, go get ready.” You weren’t even looking at him and he knows it’s going to a long battle for him.

He loves his mother, he really does, but the way she was overly critical of you; it took all of your energy out whenever she came over. When he first met you, you didn’t know a thing about cooking and now here you were taking over the kitchen.

“How do you like the food?” You weren’t asking him, your eyes were glued to his mother. You were actively seeking praise, “I tried not to add too much salt since Osamu’s been having high blood pressure.”

Osamu loves the food, you had practically cooked a five course meal but his mother seemed to think otherwise, “I think it could still use a little more salt.”

His heart clenches when he sees your shoulders deflate, but you keep a smile in front of his mother. Osamu takes one of the many plating’s of food, yours and his mother’s eyes widen at the way he begins to inhale one of the plates. He doesn’t care about his blood pressure anymore, “It’s so good. I love the way my wife cooks. I think it might be a little better than yours, mom.”

Your hands cover your mouth, letting out a giggle when he takes another plating and tries to shove it all into his mouth. His mother laughs too, nodding her head at what he was saying, “It’s very good if Osamu thinks so.”

Sakusa Kiyoomi: know how to clean

Usually he takes over the cleaning responsibilities, he’ll tell you what to do, how to do it, and if it was cleaned well enough. But he’s currently abroad for a game and that meant all the cleaning responsibilities fell on you. Sure, it was easy when it came to laundry, washing dishes, vacuuming and moping but you felt absolutely clueless when he’s texting you about cleaning the bathroom. So clueless, that you’re actually facetiming him to ask him about cleaning supplies.

“Is it this one?” You’re pulling out a random bottle, showing it to the screen. This would be the third bottle you’ve pulled out and you were starting to feel stupid about your lack of knowledge, his face shows a clear sign of disapproval, “it’s not isn’t it?” You fall to the floor, a frustrated sigh coming out, “Omi! Come home!”

He chuckles into the cell phone, he thinks maybe he could live without you cleaning the bathroom, “It’s alright, you don’t have to clean the bathroom. I can do it when I get back.”

And as much as that should have made you happy, it just made you feel guilty. He shouldn’t be the only one with the responsibility of cleaning the bathroom. So you rolled up your sleeves, did all the research you could on the best way to clean the bathroom, and well yeah you slept a few days just to think on it but you had gotten the best supplies that everyone was talking about and started on the bathroom.

“Hello?” Sakusa enters the apartment, there’s music playing and he follows it, “Honey?”

Your back is to him as you aggressively scrub the toilet. Your hair pulled back into a pony tail, rubber gloves up to your elbows, and you’re even wearing one of his t-shirts. It was a sight for sore eyes, he was falling in love with you all over again. You stand to your feet, content with the scrubbing, you turn to the door and scream out of shock.

“Announce yourself!” You yell at him, but it’s soon replaced with a happy grin, “Welcome home.” You’d wrap your hands around him if you weren’t covered in gunk. You still lean out, kissing his lips briefly.

“Do you want to take a shower?” He asks you when you come out without your cleaning gear on.

You hum lightly, distracted just slightly at the smell of the cleaning products, “I just cleaned the bathroom, can you wait a little bit until everything dries.”

“God.” He kisses you, “Can you get even more perfect.”

Bokuto Koutarou: have lots of babies

It was no secret that he wanted a big family; the more the merrier is what he said and boy was he right. The first pregnancy blessed you with twin boys, the second pregnancy happened not too long after and gave you a beautiful girl, and it didn’t help that you were now pregnant again with another set of twins. Your husband was in absolute bliss when he found out the twins would be a girl and a boy and you were just happy that your daughter would have another female in the family.

“Mommy says you need to get dressed!” Bokuto shouts from the living room. You were currently on the bed, instructed by the doctor to try and not move around too much since you were nearing your due date; but how could you not get up at the sound of your children and husband running around.

“Let’s put on the pretty dress!” He’s chasing his daughter, his sons also jumping on him in the process and he’s running out of energy fast.

“Stop!” You instruct and every stills in their spots, “One.” The oldest of the twins gets off his father’s back to sit down on the floor, “Two.” The younger boy follows his brother, “Three.” The boys call their sister’s name, helping her to sit in between them on the floor, “Four.” Your husband crawls to sit next to his children.

They were all quiet after you settled yourself on the couch. Your daughter finally putting her dress on, your sons darting to their rooms to play a game, and Bokuto slumps himself against you, “How are we going to handle another set of twins.” He rubs his eyes, groaning at the way his daughter has started putting pretty hairpins into his hair.

You rub circles on his back, “We survived three, what’s another two that the Bokuto’s can’t handle.” He grins widely, “Also, our boys have been really quiet and that can’t mean anything good.”

He’s back to groaning, pushing himself off the couch to find his boys. When he returns, he sees the turn of your expression, the hand on your stomach, and water dripping from your legs.

“The bag?!” You yell, and he screams out that he has it, “The children?!”

Bokuto comes running out of the apartment, his kids trailing behind him, “One, two, and three.” He’s grinning despite the urgent situation, “Let’s go have four and five!”

Kita Shinsuke: know how to talk to/address the in laws.

Your hands played with his, an anxious habit you have that he’s fond of. This would be the first you met his family and it wasn’t a cute thing like the two of you were still dating, out of spontaneity the two of you married despite never having met each other’s families and despite dating for only a short nine months. Your family was not pleased, heck, they were rude to your husband, so now that you were meeting his family for the first time; you were scared of what was to come.

“They’re really excited to meet you.” He squeezes your hand as he pulls up into the driveway of his parent’s home. There were many cars parked and it only made you more anxious, pulling at his hands when he turned off the engine and tried to get out.

“What if they don’t like me?” You wonder out loud, a fearful tone in your voice, “Maybe we shouldn’t have gotten married.”

Kita knows how scared you had been since he met your family, he actually expected the cold shoulder from them because he had taken away the most beautiful thing. He brushes his thumb over your cheek and you’re almost crying into him, “You are everything I have ever wanted.” He kisses your lips, “And if they don’t like you then, we’ll just move far far away and never look back.”

You laugh, spending a few moments with him in the car to bask in just how lucky you were to have someone like him in your life. He removes his hand, patting your thigh lightly when he looks towards the home.

“Looks like they’re getting impatient.”

When you look out, his entire family is coming out of the house. Children are running in excitement, and you feel the biggest smile on your face grow at the way a banner is being held by his siblings. Welcome sister in law.

His mother embraces you immediately and when you try to refer to as mother in law, she merely laughs heartily, “Dear, we’re family now. You can call me mother.” It makes your heart warm, “This is Kita’s father, and this is his grandmother but you can just call her granny.”

Even his siblings dropped the formalities, telling you to call them by their names instead of the bland old titles your family forced you to memorize for your future in laws. When you look at your husband, your stomach fills with butterflies, and you felt like you were home.

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nerimas-nekoma · 4 years ago

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Hi 👉🏻👈🏻 Can i request a headcanon for Asahi, Aone and Kageyama with a secret admirer who leaves chocolates (but milk for kageyama) and cute notes to their desk like "don't forget to drink water today" "you look so cute today" "you make my heart go boom boom" or "Don't mind! You can work harder for the next match, i trust you!" if they lose a match. But somehow they never can caught her?

𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞 𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨

characters : asahi, aone, kageyama x f!reader

accepting request ‼️

warnings : fluff fluff fluff

𝘢𝘴𝘢𝘩𝘪 𝘢𝘻𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘦

asahi noticed the gifts after his big fight with noya.

he was at his lowest and he really appreciated the notes, they meant at lot to him.

they encouraged him to even get back into college !

i wished he could just know who they were from.

___________________

his face never failed to turn a bright shade of red every note that he got, no today was no different. “you look so cute today.” he read out loud to daichi and suga at lunch.

he hadn’t know you were in earshot of him.

“guys, i have no clue who this is.” he said with a sigh and took a bite of the chocolate you’d left him.

“maybe their shy?” suga suggestion and daichi seconded. “maybe you should leave them a note in return.”

asahi’s face flushed red at the thought, “maybe i should.” he smiled and held tightly to the paper.

he also hadn’t known how his reaction would make your heart flutter.

𝘢𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘶

this sweetheart is literally so flustered when he gets notes.

he thinks everybody finds him scary, so when he finds out someone things he’s cute, he’s hooked.

he never fail to make him kinda smile and lightly blush.

___________________

you watch silently from the back of the class as aone picked up your note. your doodles a little turtle on there for him- noticing his lock screen of a turtle.

you blushed when you saw his lips turn upward and glanced at your desk bashfully.

as you looked up again your eyes met the teachers and he gave you a soft smile, he’d know of the notes and gifts you’d leave the gentle giant.

“you make my heart go boom boom.” aone later read to his turtle while telling it about his secret admirer.

𝘵𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘰 𝘬𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘺𝘢𝘮𝘢

he’s loved every note he’s ever received from you, he just had a very odd way of showing it.

he’d show it by glaring around the classroom at everyone.

but this time was different.

___________________

kageyama was sure the notes would stop after their lose to aoba johsai, he’d think, ‘you would leave notes to a loser.’

but he was proven wrong.

he felt his heart lighten when he walked into his class and saw a milk carton on top of a neatly folded note.

he tried not to make it to terrible obvious that he was super excited to see what they’d left for him today.

he felt himself instantly tear up when he read, “don’t mind! you can work harder for the next match, i trust you!”

note to the requester : this was such a cute request!! i hope you enjoyed it! 🤍

masterlist.

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