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Common Ed Davey W

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this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

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Sonic is def one of the kids that makes up unbelievable stories to avoid getting in trouble

Who ate all the donuts? It was the raccoons. They broke in, I tried to fight them off… but they were too strong!

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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

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Rouge: Are you seriously confessing to Sonic by letter? When you said you were from the '70s, I thought you meant the last century, not the 18th… Shadow: Do you think I haven’t tried other ways? Flashbacks 1. [Shadow leaves a box of chocolates at Sonic’s door, with each chocolate spelling out "Would you go out with me?" He knocks and steps back, nervously wringing his hands. The one who answers the door is Tails.] Tails: Mint chocolates!!! [starts eating them without noticing the message] Sonic: Who was it? Tails: Nobody! Must’ve been a mistake! Shadow: ... 2. [At a café, Sonic is sitting alone at a small table. Shadow tries to approach but hesitates, turning back. He fixes his quills and makes another attempt, only to turn away again with a deep sigh. While he’s doing this, Sonic gets up and leaves with Amy and Tails. Knuckles takes the seat. Shadow turns back and approaches the table with his head down.] Shadow: Would you go out with me? Knuckles: Sure, no problem. [Knuckles stands up, grabs Shadow by the arm, and walks him to the door.] Knuckles: See, the trick is to pull or push gently so you don’t hurt yourself. [pulls the door, but it doesn’t budge. Pushes, and it opens. Escorts Shadow outside]: There you go, all set. You’re welcome. [heads back inside] Shadow: … Present. Shadow: This is better. I don’t have to say it out loud, and he doesn’t have to answer me right away. Rouge: Alright, you do you. Look, here he comes. Good luck. [Sonic and Tails enter the café and sit down. Shadow folds the letter neatly and gets up. Sonic sneezes. Shadow walks over and hands him the letter.] Shadow: Sonic, take this, I— Sonic: Oh, thanks, how thoughtful. [takes the paper and blows his nose with it]: Whew, thanks. Shadow: …You’re welcome… No, here, let me throw it away for you. [walks to the trashcan at the back of the café]: Damn it! Tails: Wow, he’s really passionate about recycling…

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movie!sonadow is so fucking good because their dynamic is fresh and new but still familiar and shadow is that cool which gives room for post sonic 3 (pre sonic 4) with sonic crushing hard on the new hedgehog and his name is SHADOW he's the cool guy with a bad boy persona that's actually a softie underneath and rocks those red gay highlights and he rides a motorcycle and akira slides off a goddamn building and can teleport and he sounds like KEANU GODDAMN REEVES

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:)

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"got your nose"

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Tokyo Godfathers (2003) dir. Satoshi Kon

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Dumbest thing I've ever posted on here but I feel like Sonic would become absolutely indignant if Tom and Maddie pointed out that, because of Shadow's arrival, as well as, yunno, the general animal population on Earth, he's really only Sonic; a Hedgehog.

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

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Some fanart I shoulda done a while ago for @humanityinahandbag and @samthefrank sonic movie fic Making space on A03 which is the second in their "family loading... please wait" series

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GUYS I'M NOT OKAYYY !!!❗❗❗❗ DID YOU SEE THAT TRAILER

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Ark siblings in all universes 🪐