Mary, 26. My blog is literally anything I find amusing or cute or important. That's it. It's a mess. I'm a mess. side blog @thewinedarksea
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"we need to bring back x" it starts with YOU
#wife and i started a charcuterie board + golden age hollywood friday a few months ago#be the change etc etc
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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
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The DA2 crew deserved these team meetings. They would have had even worse arguments. Made fantastic use of all being in the same room to argue each other's ears off at the same time.
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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country
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i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life
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Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and
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idc i stand with my cancelled wife
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is that piece of media actually bad, or is it just not following the blueprint you projected onto it? is that work actually not good, or are you just demanding something from it that is absolutely antithetical to its themes, genre, tone, and narrative goal? is that story actually poorly written, or do you just dislike that it is not the specific things you wanted from it that it never set out to be, never was, and never is going to become? is it actually bad, or is it actually well-executed and you just dislike the story it chose to be because it isn't catering to your specific desires and expectations?
#the three of us have been discussing this about ****** ever since it released. people pls have some self-reflection oh my god#you can just not like something! you dont have to prove something is wrong with it (esp if the thing you claim is wrong is just 100%#objectively NOT wrong with it)
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “into the unknown”💀 it’ll have you making a pilgrimage in a place between our world and the next 💯☝️
me: yeah, whatever. I don’t feel shit.
five minutes later: bro I swear I saw the beast following us through these mysterious woods that I don’t remember entering
the highwayman: I’m the highwayman
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This is what watching act two of arcane felt like
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Just gonna leave this here...
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2021 | 2024
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probably the best advice I've ever got was from my grandpa when I moved from my town and started a university, he told me to leave the house everytime when I start to feel down, just to go to the park, a supermarket, a bookstore, to even drive in a bus or tram, just be around other people because staying at home all the time kills you; and you know he was right
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