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Ya know you’d think id learn

Do you get it?

If not, fill out this Google form to help with my college homework

It'll help me get an A

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Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

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"adhd is the easiest disability to have" “sure plenty of people have adhd but most people are faking” “people are abusing the resources that WE need so that’s why i can’t get my adderall!”

there has been an artificial shortage of all adhd medication for the past 4 years in the US. every investigation into this shortage has returned with the unequivocal result that simply nobody thinks we need it enough to solve the problem.

so they point fingers at the “faker” gaming the system to get adderall who “thinks” they have adhd or is “abusing stimulants to get ahead” for a problem that Our system MANUFACTURED.

so we would be at each others throats instead of realizing that our government and big pharma is to blame for all of this. because their First priority is to punish addicts and to punish folks with adhd and to punish anyone who relies on medication. over everything else. even over profit.

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Holy shit you’re still a kid stop worrying about not being a lesbian in high school. Gay drama’s the same at all ages. You didn’t miss a damn thing.

This actually kinda pisses me off, you dont get to tell me i didn't miss anything when i was a husk of a person walking around in some sad dudes body one slip up away from killing myself

Sure being a girl in highschool probably would have sucked as well but why am i not allowed to dream about that life

Seriously im sick of mentioning an experience im sad i didnt get and people going "oh it actually sucks dont worry" fuck off i didnt get to be a real person in highschool.

I dont care if something sucked maybe I still want that experience even if it was shit

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i have a feeling i know exactly who sent this

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If you see this you are cute and a girl. if ur not a girl then ur a STINKY BOY or a secret third more powerful thing

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your amazing pukecock! :DDD

That isn’t very close to my name.

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

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IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWLY OUT TRANS GIRLS

If anybody tries to isolate you, cut you off from other friends, or convince you that they are the only person you can trust or who can be capable of loving you, run extremely far away in the other direction

While transition is a process that takes place over time, it is so important that you love yourself for who you are in the present. You are lovable now; there's only harm in believing otherwise or deferring your happiness until you feel like you've "earned" it

You can perform a double jump to reach high places by pressing the jump button while in the air

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I mean, what would you do in his situation

First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

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>"person of interest" captured in Altoona PA

>POI was stopped at a McDonald's getting food

>carrying multiple fake IDs and a passport

>also carrying manifesto and potential murder weapon + silencer

>identified based on hostel mugshot that doesn't appear to be the same person in other photos

>fake ID matches the one used by POI at Hostel, where they already knew this person was

>picture of the shooter that they claim to have tracked back to the Starbucks has noticeably thinner and wider eyebrows than POI, as well as completely different clothing

>suspect was purportedly tracked from crime scene on cameras and disappeared at a bus station

>greyhound NYC to Altoona PA is less than a day, as is a Greyhound from NYC to Toronto

>shooter has been roaming free for five days

>NYPD, the most vain police department in the world, has been pursuing even the most fuckstupid leads they have (veterinary pistol lol) and spreading photos that are obviously not all the same person

>NYPD has a long history of fabricating evidence against arrested suspects and then dropping cases in court, having done this with a murder case as recently as this past January

>New York City is the financial capital of the nation and needs to appear safe for the capitalist class or it will surely hemorrhage funding

>Eric Adams, Mayor of New York, is currently embroiled in a humiliating corruption investigation and doesn't have much remaining face he can afford to lose

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Shrinkflation

So, I found out a fun fact this last weekend!

Every state has a Department of Weights and Measures. One of their jobs is to make sure that companies are actually selling you the quantities they claim they're selling. For example, this is the department which tests gas pumps and makes sure they're really pumping out a gallon of gas when they charge you for a gallon of gas.

So....

If you happen to, just as an example, notice that your 1lb (16 ounce) box of San Giorgio spaghetti actually only has 10oz of noodles, and you weigh your other boxes of spaghetti to discover they run from 10 to 14 ounces but never the full pound they're supposed to have, and that's why you never seem to have enough pasta for leftovers the next day, then you can report that to the Department of Weights and Measures.

They will want to know where you bought the item, and then will investigate whether the store or the manufacturer is routinely shorting customers. If they do, they will issue a fine to the offending party, you will be eligible for a refund, and under some circumstances lawsuits may follow.

Now, I don't know the outcome of the complaint I just initiated, but they did not want to know specific receipts or times of purchase. Which is good for me as I didn't keep any of those things, at the time I just said "Wow, fuck San Giorgio" and switched brands. But this is still enough to get an inspector out.

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4000cc breast implants :)

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