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who else feeling like ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love hoimicraf

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kinda a follow up from my earlier post but i think a very key bdubs trait is that he will believe in just about anything if he cares enough and when i say believe i mean commit so wholly that he will sacrifice his firstborn for it. so i do think it's funny to imagine him as a pinterest type girlie who is REALLY into astrology and knows everyones moon and rising signs and collects healing crystals and is generally insane. i think he would line up that one time he went missing in the jungle with his star chart and be like ohhh cuz venus was in retrograde i went crazy LOL that explains so much and nobody is willing to challenge him on it because its not worth the effort

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i had to redo this sorry

/watch?v=hvhMTHDb1Mw

still at a loss i have no idea what is happening

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it wont let me add this as yt video

i made an utau out of a door

i.

okay

who is this

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“I haven’t left the desert” “I haven’t left the ranch”

I haven’t left bread bridge send help.

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I wanted to try impersonating someone, but I don't have the metal capacity to do so at the moment so please send me a list of all your typing habits prompto quick hurry

ayqhqhahhq okay um

fiercely lowercase

ahsnhsnqnahahquaa when excited/dont know how to react

. for emphasis

deliberately misspells things on silly occasions [see what i did there]

uses [] instead of ()

i probably missed some but it's nearly 4:30am

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You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

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uhhmm.. so plate up: hermitcraft edition was a bit of a time huh?

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let's hear the "no" fic :3

oh God

im far too self-conscious about this fic i wasnt gonna post it or show it to anybody,, it was just to get ideas out of my head 😭😭

if u know who amit is then you probably can guess what this is about but i seriously doubt anyone ehos gonna see this will know bc i am NOT tagging it

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cub just randomly dropping crazy lore mid-fishing talking about how he's gonna resign from being the permit manager at the end of the year like huuuh hold up now

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Headcanons!

1: xB loves dinosaurs.

2: Scar had to be told that pet rocks weren't their own species of magical animal and were literally just rocks with googly eyes on them. This was after Joel got him one as a joke birthday present

3: The reason Tango's eyes are red is because he used to be scared of people finding out he was a vexling. So he put in red contacts to stop people seeing they were changing colour. He also started messing with redstone because it stained his hands and face red so no one would see the blue streaks.

4: Welsknight is Hermitcraft's official bs detector. He's spent long enough with the Helsmits to know when someone is lying or deceiving him.

5: Watchers are so used to summoning or using magic to do stuff that most are very very confused by redstone. Particularly redstone farms because why would you spend hours on this moving thing when you can just cheat and summon infinite melons? Grian, Pearl and Keralis (yes Keralis is a Watcher in my headcanon) all shared this mindset when they first joined Hermitcraft

6: Beef can speak villager. No really, he can.

7: Whenever it snows, the hermits all gather. At any point in their fun of building snow castles and snowmen and having fun, someone can get onto the highest visible place, yell 'WAR!' and it turns into an everyone vs everyone snowball war where the last person to surrender gets hot chocolate first.

8: Jevin can use the sun to light fires through himself like a magnifying glass. The first time he did this intentionally, he lit Hypno's hair on fire.

9: Jevin isn't allowed to use this ability anymore

10: Doc knits everyone socks and gloves for Christmas, especially the hermits who have hooves or feet that don't fit normal socks

11: Tango gets cold easily so whenever it's winter you'll see a fluffy blob of Tango shuffling around in the noodles poking them

12: Mumbo always has a spoon on him. Just in case.

13: Joe is the only non-vexling who's ever been allowed into the Vexling only bar (The Summoner). Just because the other vexlings think he's cool.

14: Zedaph is basically a god to the Helsmits. Whenever Xisuma wants something from them he promises that Zed can come over to visit and they immediately accept

15: False gifted Gem a magical wooden sword she can use in any worlds which doesn't have any effect except giving the death message [Player got washed up]

16: Skizz and Impulse have Dad-joke competitions. Grian's won every single one

17: Cub once held a funeral for a rabbit he watched die. Only after the entire 7 hour ceremony was over did he admit that he killed the rabbit himself because it jumped onto his redstone one too many times.

18: Cleo gifted Etho a guess-the-build Etho for Christmas. Etho loved the little guy so much he found/made/bribed hermits into giving him any and all other creations of this little guy. He now has so many he ran out of space in his own base and now hides them around Bdubs's for fun

19: Ren gets zoomies sometimes.

20: Keralis can speak 20 different languages. Only thing is, no one taught him any of them he just could always speak them.

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Calico-Times with Scar

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joel left the series spamming ender pearls and zipping around, mad about his trap not working? guess he went out... fast and furious

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i was looping gideon's new life series song and then ended up making another lasso tool piece :D

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I think my fvourite part of the Jimmydarity community is that Storm keeps accidentally starting bits, and everyone just- joins in? With little to no question of how fucking random or weird the bit is? And they can last from 15 minutes, to a couple of days, to *checks calendar* 8 months.

On that note

I would like to present to you

Voldejim.

There are a collection of 25 of images like this that were created today, and they all snowballed from a new member of his Discord server misunderstanding Rule #10.

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I was worried about the community on Tumblr before joining; but from what I’ve seen, it’s just the sheer amount of.. those bots.. 😔 MAN- I DON’T WANNA SEE THAT-

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It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor