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shlabethany absolute shitbird bitch riggins shoebox youre my hero
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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest
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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.
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Israel has destroyed every university in Gaza but despite that, many students have continued their education thanks to Palestinian universities in the West Bank
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Friendly reminder that Marvel is under BDS boycott because of their new Captain America moving featuring an Israeli propaganda character named Sabra. That means comics, movies, tv shows, all of it.
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when will it end..... when will we be free......
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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
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may the 4th be with you, etc etc
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anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??
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Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer
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This being scripted as pussy and not faggot pulled me to my feet
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