nerbulent
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nerbulent · 2 days ago
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Joe stepped out, Kamala is running instead
whot the fuck is kamala
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nerbulent · 2 days ago
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whyy wasnt joe one the ballont? does anyone nkow? had to write gim in
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nerbulent · 4 days ago
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actually it’s nut november this time
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nerbulent · 6 days ago
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stpop making.paots. stop makeing powsts about yourself because you arent that impertent but make them abiut me instead becuaee i am reallly important ihave to deal with me everyday and so just stay ing outta this. you sdont need to have a role in everything ecen when your role is not having a role that shit is not okay...
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nerbulent · 14 days ago
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nerbulent · 24 days ago
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gon the creep without my fucken sawnd off i fucked it
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nerbulent · 25 days ago
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i lifed mario and luiig paper jam so much i bought a orinter and i took a drawing of mario on stcuk it in rhe peointer to make a paper jam like a eprinter has so there was a mario and lufii paper jam 2
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nerbulent · 26 days ago
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funculi funcula on my seex playlist becuase its that good of a song when your mother
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nerbulent · 1 month ago
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Today
I finished an oil painting I have been working on
Touched base with several associates
Many of whom I “made” with my generous business invitations
Received several offers to step in as CEO to salvage downward spiralling companies
That I am unable to name for legal reasons (I told them I would consider this.)
Completed a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle
Without even trying or looking up the answers
And still had time
to record “Game of Thrones”
On my wide screen TV
Simply by using the voice control feature
And what did you do
Gathered fifty power coins in Legend of Zelda
I see
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nerbulent · 1 month ago
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Today
I finished an oil painting I have been working on
Touched base with several associates
Many of whom I “made” with my generous business invitations
Received several offers to step in as CEO to salvage downward spiralling companies
That I am unable to name for legal reasons (I told them I would consider this.)
Completed a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle
Without even trying or looking up the answers
And still had time
to record “Game of Thrones”
On my wide screen TV
Simply by using the voice control feature
And what did you do
Gathered fifty power coins in Legend of Zelda
I see
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nerbulent · 1 month ago
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snrrrrrrk
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nerbulent · 2 months ago
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nerbulent · 2 months ago
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apparently regular human bush did orc 9/11 which is a bigg peoblem because who did human 9/11 orc bush was already dead by then and human bush can't do two 9/11s at once the remote he used to drive the planes only works with a max of two
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nerbulent · 2 months ago
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The Newest Super Mario Bros game has been announced for Nintendo Shitcube
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nerbulent · 2 months ago
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it's relly expensive but i whenver i jack jerk of i do it into an eggg beucause I use wggs like napkin's and so nowi have like a million humcumuluses and i keep them all in my jynk drawer (bevause they came from my junk)
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nerbulent · 2 months ago
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blwojobs for gamers it's like. a blowkob but it's for gamers. blowjob for game. game. gameris so you can get blowjob while your gaming because gamer are blowiob gamer blowjob. gaming blowjob.
i call it dickscord. sexbox gulp. bandai wonderswallow.
nd also if your freaky we have skyrimming
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nerbulent · 2 months ago
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