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uf you wanna fuck your gotta know you competing with myright hand an if you carnt beat it i beat of
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fucked..cape horn is a real place. hey where are you going? gay porn. oh ok
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siploing on my seed oils adn peopplel just now say "no you dont dink seed oils you dont eat them at all" i fuck tou. i hate yoy. i liker my sneed oiils
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theyg killed skidigi toilet it's not. no one talks aboutit anymore
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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.
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Death to Israel death to America death to the bourgeois, eat the rich, sodomize the land-owners, impale all people who have more than 25 reál in their pocket, literally murder all human beings regardless of their political beliefs.
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myg penis is aseesaw beucase it is large and dhapded like one and valance hanges
does humorism have anything about needing to balance semen? asking because I forgot that white humor was phlegm and made an ass of myself in public
Yes. Ejaculating changes the balance of your humors.
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my soltion to the proglem
didnt behind the bastards really recently do an episode about the coercion of prisoners to give blood, too?
I’ve never listened to that podcast but yeah forced blood donation in US prisons is already a real thing, that’s why I bring it up every time somebody tries to “solve vampirism” by saying that the government should just make blood donation mandatory.
It’s easy to say “oh the government should just force people [to do good leftist thing]” when you don’t think about a less idealistically morally pure government could do with that power and will after an inevitable shift in voter opinion. These things really are never that simple and have to be thought about very carefully both in real life and in fiction.
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Full recording of the "Wario Press Conference" sound file available for download from Nintendo of America's official site in 2003, featuring over 6 minutes of Charles Martinet speaking full sentences as Wario to promote WarioWare: Mega Microgames and Wario World.
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Full recording of the "Wario Press Conference" sound file available for download from Nintendo of America's official site in 2003, featuring over 6 minutes of Charles Martinet speaking full sentences as Wario to promote WarioWare: Mega Microgames and Wario World.
Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source
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Full recording of the "Wario Press Conference" sound file available for download from Nintendo of America's official site in 2003, featuring over 6 minutes of Charles Martinet speaking full sentences as Wario to promote WarioWare: Mega Microgames and Wario World.
Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source
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Full recording of the "Wario Press Conference" sound file available for download from Nintendo of America's official site in 2003, featuring over 6 minutes of Charles Martinet speaking full sentences as Wario to promote WarioWare: Mega Microgames and Wario World.
Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source
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