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one of my buddies is sneaking into the costco guys' house to ozempic them in their sleep. he says he's not going to stop until they're "waifish and slender". i told him nooooo that's unethical

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Joe stepped out, Kamala is running instead

whot the fuck is kamala

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whyy wasnt joe one the ballont? does anyone nkow? had to write gim in

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actually it’s nut november this time

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stpop making.paots. stop makeing powsts about yourself because you arent that impertent but make them abiut me instead becuaee i am reallly important ihave to deal with me everyday and so just stay ing outta this. you sdont need to have a role in everything ecen when your role is not having a role that shit is not okay...

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gon the creep without my fucken sawnd off i fucked it

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i lifed mario and luiig paper jam so much i bought a orinter and i took a drawing of mario on stcuk it in rhe peointer to make a paper jam like a eprinter has so there was a mario and lufii paper jam 2

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funculi funcula on my seex playlist becuase its that good of a song when your mother

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Today

I finished an oil painting I have been working on

Touched base with several associates

Many of whom I “made” with my generous business invitations

Received several offers to step in as CEO to salvage downward spiralling companies

That I am unable to name for legal reasons (I told them I would consider this.)

Completed a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle

Without even trying or looking up the answers

And still had time

to record “Game of Thrones”

On my wide screen TV

Simply by using the voice control feature

And what did you do

Gathered fifty power coins in Legend of Zelda

I see

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Today

I finished an oil painting I have been working on

Touched base with several associates

Many of whom I “made” with my generous business invitations

Received several offers to step in as CEO to salvage downward spiralling companies

That I am unable to name for legal reasons (I told them I would consider this.)

Completed a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle

Without even trying or looking up the answers

And still had time

to record “Game of Thrones”

On my wide screen TV

Simply by using the voice control feature

And what did you do

Gathered fifty power coins in Legend of Zelda

I see

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snrrrrrrk

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apparently regular human bush did orc 9/11 which is a bigg peoblem because who did human 9/11 orc bush was already dead by then and human bush can't do two 9/11s at once the remote he used to drive the planes only works with a max of two

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The Newest Super Mario Bros game has been announced for Nintendo Shitcube

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it's relly expensive but i whenver i jack jerk of i do it into an eggg beucause I use wggs like napkin's and so nowi have like a million humcumuluses and i keep them all in my jynk drawer (bevause they came from my junk)

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blwojobs for gamers it's like. a blowkob but it's for gamers. blowjob for game. game. gameris so you can get blowjob while your gaming because gamer are blowiob gamer blowjob. gaming blowjob.

i call it dickscord. sexbox gulp. bandai wonderswallow.

nd also if your freaky we have skyrimming