nepeta-and-co

[nepeta-and-co]

[Nepeta holds out a long selfie stick, grinning widely.]

NEPETA: :33< alright everyone, get in frame!

VRISKA: Aradia, your horn just poked me in the face!

ARADIA: you were the one that bumped into me.

NEPETA: :33< ready?

[Nepeta snaps the picture of the group all together.]

ALL: Happy Birthday, Eridan!!!

[The lights are off in Ramshackle, and someone seems to be lurking in the shadows…]

— @nepeta-and-co

[Did someone break in? Is the electricity out again? Eridan really has to talk to Crowley on that. He cautiously walks over to his dorm and stays quiet, trying to listen for any sudden movements or noise.]

[nepeta-and-co]

[Vriska smirks, knowing exactly what he’s thinking. She doesn’t say anything about it, though.]

VRISKA: Well, that concludes our interview!

[Just in time, Aradia returns with a bunch of the people Eridan has gotten close with over his time at NRC.]

ARADIA: i’m back.

[Nepeta strolls out of the kitchen.]

NEPETA: :33< purrfect timing!

[The lights are off in Ramshackle, and someone seems to be lurking in the shadows…]

— @nepeta-and-co

[Did someone break in? Is the electricity out again? Eridan really has to talk to Crowley on that. He cautiously walks over to his dorm and stays quiet, trying to listen for any sudden movements or noise.]

[nepeta-and-co]

VRISKA: I’m obligated to put as much as I can into this, 8UT. . .

[Vriska winks.]

VRISKA: I’ll leave a few details out, just for you~!

VRISKA: Alright, l8st one!

VRISKA: What are your plans for after you graduate?

[The lights are off in Ramshackle, and someone seems to be lurking in the shadows…]

— @nepeta-and-co

[Did someone break in? Is the electricity out again? Eridan really has to talk to Crowley on that. He cautiously walks over to his dorm and stays quiet, trying to listen for any sudden movements or noise.]

[nepeta-and-co]

[Vriska smiles softly.]

VRISKA: That’s sweet. . .

VRISKA: I’m glad your lusus means so much to you.

[For a moment, Vriska looks down at her hands. She isn’t proud of the things she’s done…thousands, if not millions of grubs had died because of her. But that’s not the point right now…]

VRISKA: A-Anyway!

VRISKA: What do you really think of your dormmates? That is, Grim and I.

[Vriska stares at the sheet of paper in her hands, attached to her notepad.]

VRISKA: . . . are these really the questions they had to give me? these are so cheesy. . .

[The lights are off in Ramshackle, and someone seems to be lurking in the shadows…]

— @nepeta-and-co

[Did someone break in? Is the electricity out again? Eridan really has to talk to Crowley on that. He cautiously walks over to his dorm and stays quiet, trying to listen for any sudden movements or noise.]

[nepeta-and-co]

VRISKA: Yeah, I know. I live here too.

[Vriska laughs, patting Grim’s head.]

VRISKA: They’re pretty silly, you gotta admit!

VRISKA: The plots hardly make any sense regardless of magic.

VRISKA: Grim, you 8arely passed! 8ut that’s 8etter than most of the time, haha!

VRISKA: I’ll admit, even I was surprised.

VRISKA: Though somewhere deep down in my heart, I guess I always kinda knew.

[Nepeta peeks out from the kitchen.]

NEPETA: >:33< you have one of those?

[Vriska scoffs and playfully rolls her eyes.]

VRISKA: Watch it, fluffy!

[As Nepeta snickers and returns to the kitchen, Vriska shifts her position on the chair. She can’t sit like a normal person, though.]

VRISKA: Alr8ght, next question!

VRISKA: Got a wriggling day memory you’d like to share?

[The lights are off in Ramshackle, and someone seems to be lurking in the shadows…]

— @nepeta-and-co

[Did someone break in? Is the electricity out again? Eridan really has to talk to Crowley on that. He cautiously walks over to his dorm and stays quiet, trying to listen for any sudden movements or noise.]

[nepeta-and-co]

VRISKA: So, first question. . .

VRISKA: We 8oth thought magic was some fakey-fakey 8ullshit, right?

VRISKA: What do you think now knowing that it’s all real?

VRISKA: And that you’re going to a magic school like your silly 8ooks?

[The lights are off in Ramshackle, and someone seems to be lurking in the shadows…]

— @nepeta-and-co

[Did someone break in? Is the electricity out again? Eridan really has to talk to Crowley on that. He cautiously walks over to his dorm and stays quiet, trying to listen for any sudden movements or noise.]

[nepeta-and-co]

ARADIA: i haven’t celebrated my birthday in a long time.

ARADIA: but it is a bit strange.

ARADIA: i’ve gotten used to it though.

[Nepeta bounces over to the kitchen.]

NEPETA: :33< i’ll put the cake in the kitchen for now!

NEPETA: :33< aradinya, do you mind checking for the other guests?

ARADIA: sure.

[Aradia exits, leaving Vriska, Grim, and Eridan.]

VRISKA: N8w then!

VRISKA: Let’s get on with the interview!

[She pulls a notepad and pen from her sylladex, leaning back casually in her chair.]

VRISKA: Ready?

[The lights are off in Ramshackle, and someone seems to be lurking in the shadows…]

— @nepeta-and-co

[Did someone break in? Is the electricity out again? Eridan really has to talk to Crowley on that. He cautiously walks over to his dorm and stays quiet, trying to listen for any sudden movements or noise.]

[nepeta-and-co]

NEPETA: :33< of course! you’re our furriend!

ARADIA: come in, settle down.

VRISKA: I’ll be doing the interview today!

[The lights are off in Ramshackle, and someone seems to be lurking in the shadows…]

— @nepeta-and-co

[Did someone break in? Is the electricity out again? Eridan really has to talk to Crowley on that. He cautiously walks over to his dorm and stays quiet, trying to listen for any sudden movements or noise.]

[nepeta-and-co]

[The lights turn on, and…]

NEPETA, ARADIA, VRISKA: SURPRISE!!!!

[Ramshackle has been decorated, mainly in violet but a few other colors as well. Nepeta is holding a cake, and Aradia and Vriska have mini confetti canons.]

NEPETA: :33< happy wriggling day!!!

ARADIA: we asked grim to distract you so we could set up.

VRISKA: You got here earlier than we thought th8ugh, so we panicked.

ARADIA: the other guests should be here soon.

NEPETA: :33< we brought presents and games and a bunch of other fun things!

[The lights are off in Ramshackle, and someone seems to be lurking in the shadows…]

— @nepeta-and-co

[Did someone break in? Is the electricity out again? Eridan really has to talk to Crowley on that. He cautiously walks over to his dorm and stays quiet, trying to listen for any sudden movements or noise.]

[nepeta-and-co]

[Aradia’s eyes widen, and a bashful smile crosses her face.]

ARADIA: oh my. . .

[She takes the flowers, her fingers brushing against his.]

ARADIA: thank you. . . they’re lovely.

NEPETA: :33< that’s great! now the poem!

NEPETA: :33< remember, d33p breaths!

NEPETA: :33< ROOK HOLY SHIT!!!!

[Nepeta suddenly bursts out of Rook’s closet in his dorm! …how did they get in there?]

-Nepeta Leijon, @nepeta-and-co

Ah, Dame des Félins!!

[Rook yelped in surprise - somehow he hadn't sensed Nepeta nearby]

Ahem... Is something wrong?

[nepeta-and-co]

NEPETA: :33< I mean…little me is very stealthy…

[Aradia sighs.]

ARADIA: we should go find them.

VRISKA: ah, yeah. especially past me. . .

[Vriska’s wings flap.]

VRISKA: See you guys around!

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Past!Nepeta: :33< omg haiii!!!!

Past!Nepeta: :33< are you me from the future?!

NEPETA: :33< oh shoot, lil me!

NEPETA: :33< yeah, that’s right!

Past!Aradia: . . .

ARADIA: . . .

Past!Aradia: new r0b0t b0dy?

ARADIA: yeah, pretty much.

Past!Vriska: Since wh8n did I look so lame. . .

VRISKA: . . .

VRISKA: Have I always 8een this insufferable???

Past!Vriska: 8ITCH????????

tags: @cryo-and-condescension @rookonthehunt @twwistedwwonderland or whoever else sees this!

[nepeta-and-co]

ARADIA: oh!

[Aradia stands up, bookmarking where she left off and shutting the book.]

ARADIA: i’m alright, thank you.

[Meanwhile, Nepeta is behind a tree. They speak into the mic connected to the earpiece Rook is wearing.]

NEPETA: :33< good, she’s interested!

NEPETA: :33< give her the flowers!

NEPETA: :33< ROOK HOLY SHIT!!!!

[Nepeta suddenly bursts out of Rook’s closet in his dorm! …how did they get in there?]

-Nepeta Leijon, @nepeta-and-co

Ah, Dame des Félins!!

[Rook yelped in surprise - somehow he hadn't sensed Nepeta nearby]

Ahem... Is something wrong?

[nepeta-and-co]

NEPETA: :33< yeahhh. . .

ARADIA: lower blood castes like myself and nepeta were often used as food.

VRISKA: . . . Where did they go?—

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Past!Nepeta: :33< omg haiii!!!!

Past!Nepeta: :33< are you me from the future?!

NEPETA: :33< oh shoot, lil me!

NEPETA: :33< yeah, that’s right!

Past!Aradia: . . .

ARADIA: . . .

Past!Aradia: new r0b0t b0dy?

ARADIA: yeah, pretty much.

Past!Vriska: Since wh8n did I look so lame. . .

VRISKA: . . .

VRISKA: Have I always 8een this insufferable???

Past!Vriska: 8ITCH????????

tags: @cryo-and-condescension @rookonthehunt @twwistedwwonderland or whoever else sees this!

[nepeta-and-co]

NEPETA: :33< ROOK HOLY SHIT!!!!

[Nepeta suddenly bursts out of Rook’s closet in his dorm! …how did they get in there?]

-Nepeta Leijon, @nepeta-and-co

Ah, Dame des Félins!!

[Rook yelped in surprise - somehow he hadn't sensed Nepeta nearby]

Ahem... Is something wrong?

[nepeta-and-co]

NEPETA: :33< okay, so furrst. . .

[Nepeta explains that Aradia loves archeology and poetry.]

[insert time skip to ze scenario]

[Aradia is sitting on a bench in the botanical garden, reading a book on the history of magic.]

NEPETA: :33< ROOK HOLY SHIT!!!!

[Nepeta suddenly bursts out of Rook’s closet in his dorm! …how did they get in there?]

-Nepeta Leijon, @nepeta-and-co

Ah, Dame des Félins!!

[Rook yelped in surprise - somehow he hadn't sensed Nepeta nearby]

Ahem... Is something wrong?

[nepeta-and-co]

Past!Vriska: Pshh, that’s nothing! Troll kids go through a LOT of shit!

VRISKA: As much as I hate my past self. . .

VRISKA: She’s right.

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Past!Nepeta: :33< omg haiii!!!!

Past!Nepeta: :33< are you me from the future?!

NEPETA: :33< oh shoot, lil me!

NEPETA: :33< yeah, that’s right!

Past!Aradia: . . .

ARADIA: . . .

Past!Aradia: new r0b0t b0dy?

ARADIA: yeah, pretty much.

Past!Vriska: Since wh8n did I look so lame. . .

VRISKA: . . .

VRISKA: Have I always 8een this insufferable???

Past!Vriska: 8ITCH????????

tags: @cryo-and-condescension @rookonthehunt @twwistedwwonderland or whoever else sees this!

[nepeta-and-co]

Past!Nepeta: :33< hello!!!

[Past!Aradia seems a bit more hesitant, and Past!Vriska is still glaring at her future self.]

ARADIA: we were around. . . thirteen earth years at the time it started.

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Past!Nepeta: :33< omg haiii!!!!

Past!Nepeta: :33< are you me from the future?!

NEPETA: :33< oh shoot, lil me!

NEPETA: :33< yeah, that’s right!

Past!Aradia: . . .

ARADIA: . . .

Past!Aradia: new r0b0t b0dy?

ARADIA: yeah, pretty much.

Past!Vriska: Since wh8n did I look so lame. . .

VRISKA: . . .

VRISKA: Have I always 8een this insufferable???

Past!Vriska: 8ITCH????????

tags: @cryo-and-condescension @rookonthehunt @twwistedwwonderland or whoever else sees this!