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Twilight Princess Link: Sits patiently by the edge of a river for three hours to catch a single minnow, which he then shows off to several people

Breath of the Wild Link: Fucking power dives off a fifty foot waterfall, shirtless and screaming, to catch a carp with his bare hands, which he then cooks with watermelon, crabs, and milk, creating a seafood dish that lets him temporarily fight God

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I feel bad playing games with universal leveling, because while I’m getting stronger, the poor peasants who once only had to fight off rabid wolves now have to contend with mobs of legendary greater dire bears and fire hypertarantuals, and the once destitute raiders traded in their leather armor and handaxes for adamantine plate and angelfucker cursed greatswords.

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fellas what is it about thor that when I look at him I think “lesbian icon”

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the shape of water’s fishman looks like he’d wait till the third date to have sex and when we did it’d be in the candlelight with a handpicked lovemaking playlist on in the background meanwhile venom looks like he’d raw me in a gas station bathroom at 3am

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:33< my auriculars are so p33led theyre practically falling out 

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:33< youre right!! what was i thinking 

:33< ask nyaself this: whats ruder, having a raging hardon while you have company or just getting rid of it right quick in the ablution block 

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:33< ask nyaself this: whats ruder, having a raging hardon while you have company or just getting rid of it right quick in the ablution block 

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:33< ughrrrrr fine 

:33< ill come back around to trillian and check what my chumhandle is

:33< i dont really remempurr what it is but i guess i can be on there regularly enough to give this lonely dude something to do other than 

:33< 

:33< this 

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#is she ok

:33< shes not 

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trolldannyzuko replied to your post: :33< this f33ls like some kind of revenge  :33<...

vwhats your handle.

:33< why is this happening to me 

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:33< cute might not be the right word 

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:33< cryptid spotted 

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:33< this f33ls like some kind of revenge 

:33< kanaya im not doing it 

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:33< you rang 

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:33< >:OO 

:33< meow!! 

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