okay so i've stolen this account from the last bitch so just ignore everything at the bottom there okay??? i'm threes!!! it/its, fae/faer, or fag/fags pronouns Nepeta She/They 25, as of 2021, that might change tho Part of a system of 4 Kandy(She/Hers) Nepeta(She/They) Solare(She/Hers) Machina(They/Them) please don't drag me into anything I'm so tired y'all Credit to Muppidupp for the amazing icon (thank you you're so fucking great)
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One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.
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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.
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No nuance, you have to choose. Also there is a correct answer :)
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.
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“As you read a book word by word and page by page, you participate in its creation, just as a cellist playing a Bach suite participates, note by note, in the creation, the coming-to-be, the existence, of the music. And, as you read and re-read, the book of course participates in the creation of you, your thoughts and feelings, the size and temper of your soul.”
— Ursula K. Le Guin
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Leather? Latex? Bikinis? Sure. That stuff is all fine. But I think we should more thoroughly fetishize women wearing cargo pants. I want a woman wearing cargo pants to do horrible things to me (because of how well adjusted and normal I am).
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I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.
#this has borne old memories to me unbidden#of a friend who used this image as an icon a long time ago#i can't remember your face#or your voice#i cannot remember almost anything about you#but i hope you're okay#i remember you had it rough#good luck old friend#may we meet again in a happier world
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suddenly remembered this poem as i was making breakfast this morning & frantically googled “poem remembered to buy eggs?????????” & somehow managed to find it & it utterly knocked the wind out of me just as much as when i first read it
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In case anyone finds it helpful because mobility aids are horrifically expensive and inaccessible…
And for those people who have access to mobility devices but might benefit from a second chair they can abuse without risking expensive damage…
Erik Kondo has made a website, Open Source Innovations, that details plans for DIY wheelchairs. These wheelchairs can be made from common materials like wood, plastic, and pvc. They are lightweight and can be custom fit to the user allowing from the same degree of movement you would get from a custom chair. And they are durable and easily repairable. (he has been stress testing his latest design by dropping it down stairs, dropping it out of a car, launching it across a driveway, and throwing it off a deck). Its 12lbs and I think he said its was in the $200 ish range for parts.
He also is working on cheap, open source, accessible designs for beach chairs, off road chairs, motorized attachments (think smart drive), and so on. Plus he skateboards in his wheelchair. Cool dude, helpful info, pass it on.
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how do you think magic the gathering design philosophy would change in an alternate universe where you're a horse
Oats would play a bigger role.
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