Q: How can you find me? A: Leave a trail of teenie beanie babies, synthesizers and obscure records leading to your bed and wait.
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subtle hinting is OVER i want open and direct ravenous thirsting
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This has got to be the most incomprehensible thing I鈥檝e ever read this is a reply to a dumbass pick up artist twitter thread but it sounds like a riddle that you鈥檇 be given 3 chances to solve before getting thrown in the gallows
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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die
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GO APOLLO GO
SIC 'EM
EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!
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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don鈥檛 like doing that
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who鈥檚 gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
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asking "wait so what do you think I'm saying" mid-disagreement will replenish years of your life actually
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I finally bit the hand, but god I forgot it feeds me
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