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I'm about to lose it

I NEED HIM👹

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photo so good I almost told you that I loved you

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I am so grateful to those of you who send me sweet little messages like this🫂🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

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I am subscribed to two of my favorite writers on Patreon and one of them just quit her job because the income she receives from Patreon is enough to keep her afloat. I did the math based off subscriptions on her account and yeah, makes sense. I will also be continuing to give her my $5 a month regardless of her financial situation because I can and I want to.

these are 2 writers from non-enhypen(but still kpop, writing rpf using idols names) fandoms who post tons of exclusive Patreon work and clearly 2 out of the 274929929329474829 other fandom writers who utilize a website such as Patreon.

Patreon also flags my posts ALL. OF. THE. TIME. that whatever tool they use to catch keywords that go against their community guidelines pick up and deem something that needs to be flagged. these words typically being correlated to something more ‘taboo’ and not smut itself. if you truly believe a website like Patreon will flag a post simply for the mention of ‘dubious consent’ but will flag every fictional story, which according to you is illegal, you’re a fucking idiot. you are a fucking idiot by the way.

Anne Rice was able to sue fans for writing fanfic about HER characters because those are *her* characters she created. Patreon is a platform used by TONS of fandom creatives, you are not entitled to free consumption simply because you want to claim bullshit legalities.

if you have an actual issue with fanfic being posted on writers Patreons then take it up with the website because they wouldn’t allow it if it’s as ILLEGAL as you claim. idols biggest stalkers are the ones reselling albums from signing events, merch they make with idols faces: banners, plushies, pins, stickers, etc, using the photos they take at off-scheduled events to profit off of and so many fans will turn a blind eye to the fact that you are putting money in these peoples pockets who are actually harming your idols mental health and possibly their safety, but to say you’re going to not stop harassing some random fanfic writer for using Patreon because??? your priorities are ass backward as fuck.

I have seen someone make $4000+ off of ONE fic on here(again, still rpf about a kpop idol) simply because they attached a huge sob story to it and asked for donations. we could do the same, you do NOT know our financial situations and you are not allowed to ask for anyones personal info simply because you feel *obligated* to anything. you do not have to pay for shit if you don’t want to and no one needs to FEED you free content.

we are writers creating our own characters and our own self-made stories written by us with no outside help regardless if you respect that or not, and you clearly don’t. you’re a clown, the end.

by the way, asking people to sub to ur patreon for more fics is illegal!! you shouldnt ask people for money for ur fics no matter how much people love them. i repeat it is ILLEGAL !!!! Fandoms are for everyone! internet fandom should remain free and available for anyone who has access to the internet! (including fanfiction) how hard is it to just post ur darker fics on ao3 for free lmao. u cant profit off fanfics it is literally against copyright law. you keep ignoring my statements but ima just keep writing til u reply or do sum abt ur patreon. bye~

i answered your previous ask, then i deleted it because i just didn’t feel like you were entitled to an explanation when you clearly didn’t read or comprehend ANYTHING about my use of patreon.

so i’ll make it clear for you since you want to make assumptions. 1.) I am well aware that selling fan fiction is illegal. I am not selling fanfiction. Every single fic I post on patreon will be posted elsewhere for free and everyone but you seems to be aware of that. I do not charge to read my work. 2.) using patreon does not inherently mean someone is paywalling fan fiction. it would kill me to not post my work for free. 3.) patreon is the only website that will require ID verification upon subscription to an 18+ page. that ensures safety for me as a writer and for my readers. additionally, it's the only website that doesn't give everyone my personal information, OR yours. It is safer for me as a writer to accept tips there rather than on ko-fi. 4.) everyone who subscribes to my patreon is aware that they can read my work for free and that the money they give is a tip and/or donation for my time and effort. anyone can request or allow tips for the time they spend crafting something, whether you like that or not. Again, my patreon is tip based, and no one is obligated or expected to utilize it. For me, it's just like ko-fi because again, they are TIPS.

Singling me out when there are hundreds of thousands of writers who use patreon for their own safety since it’s the only website that doesn’t expose their personal information??? hello???

there is no aggressive marketing tactic here, if you read anything on my patreon you'd have known this.

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do u guys ever…..

miss me???

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Use code HAZYPUPPY00 to join my EngenZen Zone tier on Patreon🖤

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Finally made a masterlist on Patreon of all the exclusive content on there. Hope this way of organizing everything makes it easier to find your way around🖤

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Pussy Power (M)— Patreon Exclusive

pairing. heeseung x female reader x jake

wc. 4.8k

warnings. ABO, supernatural unrealistic smut, profanity, filth, dubcon, m/m/f, magical sex toy, pervert classmates heeseung/jake, heat inducing pill, masturbation, chikan, double penetration(kind of), public sex, unprotected sex, knotting, etc

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“What is it?”

“A pocket pussy, obviously, you idiot.”

“I know that!” Jake grumbles, punching Heeseung’s shoulder. “But why the fuck was it so expensive? $700?! For a fucking fleshlight?? God, paying that is half of the allowance my parents give me for the month.”

Heeseung laughs, waving the sex toy in his face. “Listen, this isn’t your average run-of-the-mill rubber pussy. I got this one from this new occult shop downtown. Really had to haggle to get it down to that price too.”

“Occult? Like fucking demons?”

“No dude, witches and warlocks.” Heeseung informs him, placing the toy back inside of the velvet bag that came with it. “You remember when that girl, Sakura, graduated last year? 

“Wasn’t she on the gymnastics team? What about her.”

“Yeah, her. Well, she’s a witch.”

“Like Harry Potter?”

“Like Hocus Pocus.” Heeseung rolls his eyes, shrugging. “Anyway, that’s not the point. We kept in touch because she really wanted to get knotted and I told her I’d be down. I went out with her last week and you know, we fucked. Then she told me about these magical sex toys she’s been working on..”

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The Magussy (M)— Patreon Exclusive

pairing. johnny x female reader x jungwoo

wc. 4.5k

warnings. ABO, supernatural unrealistic smut, profanity, filth, m/m/f, perverted coworkers johnny/jungwoo, heat inducing pill, masturbation, chikan, public sex, double penetration(kind of), knotting, rough & unprotected sex, etc

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“Yeah yeah,” Jungwoo mutters, grabbing the velvet bag. “What’s so magical about this anyway?”

Johnny snaps his fingers, wiggling his pointer finger at the other’s face. “That’s the best part. We just need some..” his eyes roam around, lighting up as he lands on you helping an elder Omega stretch across the gym. Zoning in on the tight lycra hugging your core as you bend over. Shaped around your pussy so enticingly. 

No wonder Alphas can’t work out within the same proximity..

“Slick.” He finishes with a grin, nodding his chin in your direction. “Some juicy Omega slick.”

Jungwoo’s eyes follow, raising an eyebrow. “And how are we supposed to get that?”

Johnny rubs his chin for a minute, eyes growing twice in size as he sits up straight. “Remember those.. heat inducing pills?”

“..the illegal ones?!?” Jungwoo screeches.

“Shh, shh! Yes, illegal, but..” diving into his pocket, he pulls out a small pill case. Standing up and motioning toward the front desk area. The one place all sub-genders had to coexist, given they all were required to clock-in on the same computer. “I have an idea.”

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tease a pretty boy and humiliate him till he becomes all flustered and needy that he starts getting off to being treated that way. aw you’re hard already? that’s pathetic

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I love Haechan

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Truth or Dare

a little more of this

warnings. dubcon, unprotected sex, degradation, he’s just too big, and ofc….. mean Jeno😮‍����

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This is stupid.

It’s the same crowd of people, same terrible flat drinks, same uncomfortable beanbag chair you’ve sat on nearly every weekend this summer.

But what’s more stupid is Chenle suggesting you all play truth or dare.

“You can’t be serious..” you mutter under your breath, turning away to roll your eyes.

“What?” Jaemin leans down from the couch beside you, eyebrows bouncing curiously. “Afraid you’ll have to choose dare and confess that Jeno’s dick was too big for you to take?”

“That never happened.” You snap back, shoving his shoulder away the more he nears. “Asshole.”

His smile widens, eyes close until they disappear before he turns to face all of your friends and claps obnoxiously loud. “Let’s play! I’ll go first, I choose truth!”

Chenle snorts, pointing the empty bottle in his hold at the older. “Okay, weirdo. When’s the last time you posted yourself jerking off in a mask on Twitter?”

Jaemin pauses, quietly snickering at the round of gasps that sound before he can answer. “You little prick..” he sighs, shrugging. “I don’t know, probably like, a week ago, or last night. Whatever.”

‘What?!’

‘Oh my god, what's his user?’

‘Wait, a ski mask?’

He laughs, flipping Chenle off and ignoring the slew of questions. “Okay, I get to ask now!”

Meeting eyes with everyone in the room, he takes a deep breath and turns to face you extra slowly, head tilted to the side with a suspicious smile. “Truth or dare?”

“Oh, uh, I’m not playing.”

“Boooo!” Haechan shouts, throwing a pillow at your head. “Don’t be lame!”

“Ugh! This is lame!” You retort, chucking it back at his face.

“Come onnnnn,” Jaemin presses on, reaching to pinch your arm. “Hurry up.”

The look on his face lets you know he’s not going to drop this Jeno thing, probably dying for you to choose truth and further humiliate you.

“Fine.” You say confidently. “Dare.”

“Excellent.” Jaemin gets up and plops himself down on the beanbag next to you, squishing your hips together. “I dare you to—“

Covering his lips, he leans in to whisper in your ear, chuckling as he finishes and moves back. “And if you don’t, truth is always an option.”

He knows the hidden threat is more than enough to keep you trapped in a tight place, licking across his teeth pleased by your silence.

The game drags on, most forgetting about your dare between shared kisses and scandalous confessions. Jaemin nudges your shoulder, nodding to the corner where Jisung stands nursing a cup all by himself. “Do it.”

It’d be easy enough to pull this off without causing any problems if only Jeno wasn’t 5 feet away spitting game, cornering some girl you don’t recognize. Nervously you make your way over to the table Jisung’s nearby, pretending to search for something to drink.

“Hmm,” you sigh, taking interest in the cup wrapped in his hold. “What’re you drinking?”

His mouth pops open surprised, finger lifting to point at himself before taking a quick glance around in realization that you could only be asking him. “Oh.. it’s just cola.”

Snatching up a clear bottle, you move to his side and lift it up higher. “Have you ever tried mixing it with rum? I hear it’s pretty good.”

He swallows, shaking his head and biting down on his lip. “I’m not much of a drinker.”

“Oh really?” Stealing a look to your side you can feel your chest tighten when you catch Jaemin’s taunting gaze, nodding for you to continue. “Honestly, me neither. These get-togethers get real boring if you’re not inebriated in some way though.” Siddling up to Jisung’s side you grip the bottle firmly with both hands, holding the end between your ribs to rub circles around it’s smooth curves.

Jisung’s eyes bounce around from your chest to the motion you build up around the bottle, lips pursed together. “Yeah, I kind of just hang out until Haechan’s ready to leave..”

“Do you wanna leave now?” You suggest, stroking up and down the bottle faster. “We can leave together.”

Gulping uncomfortably he waves a hand to dismiss your advances, nervously laughing. “Ah, I don’t think I should..”

“Why not?” Speaking up, you move in closer, peering from the corner of your eye to make sure Jeno’s paying attention. The girl standing before him long forgotten as he observes. “You know, there’s rumors about you..”

“There is?!” Jisung reacts vocally enough for a few heads to turn, shaking them off with a laugh before clearing his throat to whisper. “Rumors? About me?”

“Yeah..” slowly shifting your gaze Jeno’s way, you slide up against Jisung’s chest, tapping to bottle between his pecs and smoothing your free hand down his abdomen. “A lot of girls have been talking around the skatepark.”

Jeno stiffens up, standing more alert, brushing away the girl's hands that reach for his shoulders.

Jisung’s chest rises and falls faster, drawing in short breaths. “About me?? Talking about me??”

“They’re saying..” you make sure to speak clearly, tracing around his navel through his thin shirt before going lower to brush your palm across his covered groin. “That you have the fattest cock..”

Dark sleek eyes go wide, stepping forward with tight lips and rounded shoulders. “Even bigger than Jeno.”

“What?!”

“What did you just say?!”

Jisung and Jeno react with a mix of utter confusion and rage coming from different ends. The older ripping you away with a viscous grip around your arm before you can get a good squeeze on the growing erection under your palm. Dragging you to the staircase, he shoves your back to the wall right where no one can see you anymore; swooping in close to barricade you in before you can run back to the room.

“What the fuck is your problem?” He sneers, veins pulsating along his forehead.

“Don’t touch me!” Before you can scream for help, his hand slaps down covering your mouth.

“Shut the fuck up,” Jeno unbuttons your jeans, maneuvering fast to keep you in place lodged around his thighs, hand sneaking in to gather your underwear. “You just can’t keep my fucking name out of your mouth, can you?”

The force he uses to trap you has your heart beating out of your chest, whimpering under his hand, scratching at his arms. “That taste got you obsessed,” he grins, nose digging into yours. “So desperate for more? Practically begging for me to break that pretty pussy apart.”

Jaemin dared you to rile Jeno up, not anticipating that pissing him off would lead to this. He manages to get your pants and underwear down past your knees, shoving three fingers inside of your mouth to keep your screams muffled.

“You can scream,” he hums, deep and raspy. “If you want everyone to know the truth, that my dicks too big for you. I know you didn’t get a good look last time..” he tugs himself out effortlessly, more than used to fucking anywhere, anytime, given any circumstance.

Pressing down on your tongue, he forces your gaze down, eyes going wide when you finally see it. The head gleams, throbbing a deep flush of pink leading up to a thick shaft lined in varying hues of green and blue. Vine-like veins wrap around his girth, trailing up to pale long fingers struggling to grip around the base; tattoos painted up his forearm rippling as he shifts closer and prods the tip against your slit. “Let’s see if you’ll keep going around making up lies about me now.”

Gliding his fingers free, he smears the mess of spit off on your chin, pulling on your bottom lip and releasing it to bounce back. “Look at all that fucking desperation in your eyes, you’re nothing but a pathetic cock hungry slut” He hisses, pushing against your entrance met with resistance the more he tries to probe.

“God you’re so tight,” Jeno grunts between gritted teeth, gripping firmly around the base of his length struggling to enter you more than halfway. “All this shit you talk and you’re tighter than a fucking virgin.”

“Your dicks just too big and useless!” His eyes snap open, lip trembling.

“You’re really fucked in that head huh,” Jeno chuckles under his breath. “Come here, I’m done playing nice with you.”

Twisting your hips around, he plants down on the stairs, sitting back on one of the steps and setting you on his lap. “Just for that, I’m going to make it hurt.”

Trying to get away is useless, met with his heavy palm wrapped around the front of your throat as he lurches your body back, keeping your back flush to his chest. “Don’t fucking bother, I know you want it.” He tuts, guiding his length back between your thighs, the fat tip pushing against your bundle of nerves. “Don’t you? Don’t you want it?”

Adding to your humiliation, Jeno slaps his heavy meat against your core, the clap of flesh colliding with your wet heat resonates; muddling the whispers that follow from the room. “Let them all know how bad you went this dick.”

“Fuck you Jeno!”

“Oh you will,” tightening around your neck, he bites down on your jaw, sweeping up and down through your slicked folds. “And everyone will know what a little lying whore you are.”

Pressing against your entrance again, he applies more pressure until your hole finally stretches enough to let him in. The scream you try to let out gets choked down, kept firmly in place despite writhing and kicking your legs out. “You're too big! Sl-slow down!”

Jeno ignores your cries, taking a hold of your hip to push you down the rest of the way until he’s balls deep, neck flexed and groaning through clenched teeth. “Fuck you’re so small.”

“N-no, too big,” scrambling to grab onto his thighs and push away, you brush against the bulge under your navel, expelling a moan from both of your lips. “You’re so deep.”

“What was that?” He rasps, biting your cheek, huffing breathily. “Let them hear you.”

“So full, so s-so full,” releasing your neck, he manhandles around your waist, pulling your hips up until nothing but the tip remains inside of you.

“Too big for even a slut like you.”

The sound of your ass landing down on his hips echoes into the room, pausing everyone's actions to listen in, quickly catching on to the two of you missing.

Jaemin smirks, pointing over his shoulder toward the staircase. “Games over.”

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Pull The Trigger (M)— Patreon Exclusive

pairing. haechan x female reader x husband mark

wc. 5k

warnings. smut, dubcon, profanity, cuckolding, m/m/f, gun use, cumming untouched, vaginal oral, rope/gag use, rough and unprotected sex, haechan being sadistic, crying, mark getting abused with a gun, etc

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“I’d kill you for your wife.” He smirks, tapping the gun tip against Mark’s chin. “Her pretty body, that beautiful hair of hers that always smells so sweet like a garden of roses. I bet her cunts even sweeter, isn’t it Markie?”

Mark’s jaw clenches, nostrils flaring. “Don’t you ever speak on my wife again.”

“Oh? Did I strike a nerve?” Haechan chuckles, stroking the muzzle up Mark’s sharp jawline. “It’s a shame.”

Raising his lower half, he stands up and smooths down his shirt. Pressing the muzzle to Mark’s forehead. “We could have made an amazing team if you weren’t so selfish. I’m more than just some uneducated lacky, yet you’ve never once cared to promote me to a higher position on your team.”

“Haechan.” 

They stare at each other for a minute in silence. Locking the gun's safety lever as he takes a step back and lets out a long deep breath. Throwing back his silky black hair as he begins to pace back and forth. “It’s not that I want to kill you, no one wants to kill their friend.” 

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Eat It ‘Til Your Teeth Rot (M)— Patreon Exclusive

pairing. sunghoon x female reader

genre. idolverse AU, DC/NC elements, pwop, M/F, filthy smut etc

wc. 4.3k

warnings. profanity, mua y/n, mean dom sunghoon, age difference(unspecified), use of ‘noona’, wrongful use of a lollipop, fingering, belt use, mind break, power imbalance, manhandling, rimming(M receiving), oral, breeding, baby trapping

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“Shit.. you have Sunghoon today..” her painted pink lips pull back in grimace. Assessing the outfit you’ve chosen to wear today. “Damn bitch, bad day to wear such a short skirt.”

Throwing you one last hopeless look, she shrugs and moves to set up her area. 

God. 

Not Sunghoon..

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Go Big or Go Home choreo looks different here🤔