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Back when Humanity was still a thing, Drones replicating (ie activating the protocol that allows them to create a pill baby) without being cleared by a JCJenson (In Spaaaaace) technician to do so, was extremely illegal. Having a self-replicating workforce was useful but it also posed the problem of an unsustainable population boom and a loss of materials due to them being stolen to fuel that population boom. As a result, drones that replicated without permission were severely punished and the pill baby taken away.

Khan was one of these illegal pill babies. He was hidden away in a forgotten mineshaft while his parental units where away at work, usually one of his three parents or a friend was there to watch over him. It was merely a stroke of bad luck he was discovered; an overseer was patrolling when they came across the hidden grotto and quickly dismantled the little hideout. His parents were "transferred" away from the mine, and he was taken to be raised by technicians and eventually employed in the same mine his parents worked in.

Khan is only aware of this because he was told by the friends of his late parents who recognize his serial number.

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Cuddle cage

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A human claps her hands together

????: “OK!! Time for bed everyone line up! Lets go!”

She has like 5 drones all line up in a single file line. She then proceeds to give all 5 drones a kiss on the helmet before he goes to bed, moving through the line easily. She HAS to do this now, her drones got a feel for a little kissy! And now they will riot if they don’t get one!

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Torn between calling baby drones, the next stage after pill babies, dronelings or pups. Both are equally as cute.

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Building off of that, Halloween is the drones’ favorite holiday. Due to being pretty short, when dressed up they can pass themselves as kids and score a ton of free candy from houses.

Who was it again that was talking with me about biomimicry in drones? Get back here so I can tag you in this post and credit you!

I was thinking about what was said about their bodies using various materials they consume to slowly repair damages.

Not sure if it was something discussed but the collection of those un-used materials so not only do they become more physically heavy but it collects around the middle so they can have little rolls or pot bellies sometimes. Some more domestic drones that had humans that deeply loved them were a little plump! Some drones were just round!

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She could rationalize her way out of feeling guilty after nuking Quebec

queen of rationalization

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N and Uzi meet up after a long day of school, and N is very clearly upset. Uzi has just closed the door of her room, and N immediately follows it with a loud half-sigh half-groan that he muffles by putting his hands to his face.

Uzi: “Rough day?”

N just nods with an affirmative “mhm”.

Uzi: “Wanna talk about it?”

N uncovers his face. “Can I?”

“Sure!”

N takes another sigh, still standing while Uzi starts unpacking her things.

“Well, first off, we had to do a group project on the plant life of the landscape.”

“Sounds fun!”

“It could’ve been!” N raises his arms as he starts getting really amped up. “If it wasn’t for the fact that I got paired up with freaking Veronica!”

“Oh no.” Uzi winced, setting up a little device on her work bench. She starts checking it over, but she’s still listening.

“She insisted that we should look at some little moss on some rocks in the city, when there’s a perfectly good forest just a short flight away!”

N waves his arms up and down in the general direction of the forest.

“What a proper dumbass.” Uzi declares as she finishes her inspection.

“Language, Uzi.” N warns, before nodding his head to the side in agreement. “But you’re kinda right! And she was extremely bossy about it too! Even when I mentioned the forest, she said, “‘Moss is far cooler, advanced and interesting than half-dead trees!’”

N makes sure to say this in a mincing tone with an unbearable level of vocal fry, before going back into an increasingly agitated voice.

“I mean, it’s just rock grass! Rock. Grass! Aside from making for cool hair on a rock pet, there’s not that much special about it!”

“I see what you mean.” Uzi assures as she checks her drawers, before heading to the door. “Keeping talking! I’ll just be a moment.”

N nods. “Ok. As if things couldn’t get any worse, she said that I was a, quote ‘Silly animal who just likes the outdoors, and is too simple to see the sophistication of moss.’”

This earns an explosive reaction from Uzi, who was currently in the kitchen. “Uh, how DARE she!?”

“I know!!” N yells as he thumps his fists on Uzi’s bed that he’s now sitting on.

“Anyway, the rest of the day wasn’t great either. All the stuff regarding PE was fairly boring. I don’t know how Thad has such an interest, but good for him. The halls were loud and crowded. I could barely get a moment’s piece to myself!”

“That genuinely sucks.” Uzi consoles, returning to her room with a hair brush and a couple of oil cookies.

“Worst part was,” N continues, “I barely had any classes with you! I missed you!”

“Me too tbh!” The emo jumps up and clambers onto the bed sheets, sitting beside N, who is now visibly deflated and tired.

“And yeah, that was my day in a nutshell.” He finishes with a flap of his arms to his sides.

“Well thank you for sharing.” Uzi offers him a cookie, which he eagerly takes. “Does this help?”

N nods. “Yeah, I really got a lot off my chest.”

“This was one of your best rants yet!” Uzi congratulates while patting her lap, which N soon rests his head on.

“Now how would like to spend this afternoon with some mane brushes?” Uzi waves the brush in front of N.

“Ooh! Yes please!” He excitedly agrees

“Followed by a walk through the woods?”

“Even better!”

“And then we can cuddle afterwards?”

“Oh, you’re amazing Uzi, I hope you know that.”

Uzi kisses N’s cheek.

“I know. But it’s awesome to hear that from you.”

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I think they would. The onset mutations caused by the solver would quickly drain any built up reserves of material the infected drones has. Plus, the more advance regeneration would also eat through any reserves rather quickly.

Who was it again that was talking with me about biomimicry in drones? Get back here so I can tag you in this post and credit you!

I was thinking about what was said about their bodies using various materials they consume to slowly repair damages.

Not sure if it was something discussed but the collection of those un-used materials so not only do they become more physically heavy but it collects around the middle so they can have little rolls or pot bellies sometimes. Some more domestic drones that had humans that deeply loved them were a little plump! Some drones were just round!

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That would be me!

It make sense for their repair system to store excess material for later repairs similar to how our bodies turn excess calories into fat for later use. Drones with these plumper midsections tend to heal faster than other drones and shows if a drone are spoiled by their owners. That accumulated material would also cushions and protects their inner mechanisms, make these well cared for drones more resilient as well.

Who was it again that was talking with me about biomimicry in drones? Get back here so I can tag you in this post and credit you!

I was thinking about what was said about their bodies using various materials they consume to slowly repair damages.

Not sure if it was something discussed but the collection of those un-used materials so not only do they become more physically heavy but it collects around the middle so they can have little rolls or pot bellies sometimes. Some more domestic drones that had humans that deeply loved them were a little plump! Some drones were just round!

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Thought of something sad.

What if Khan USED to be a hunk like Nori said he was. He used to be quite beefy in his prime. But when Nori died he…deflated. Physically and mentally he flattened out. Drones can’t exactly look super big or super small in weight but Khan did noticeably become more frail. He looked like a bag of bones by the time he pulled himself back together and got over the stress and heartbreak induced glitches/viruses that creeped in.

The man Nori returned to is a ghost of who she fell in love with. He’d stopped taking care of himself out of mourning. Of course Nori still loves him! Thats her man! She missed him! Now she’s here to hold him together again, and he hold her together

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Caspian drawings

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Tessa is just sitting reading a book with her left arm out stretched, cyn is holding onto it, gently biting while going, “nom nom nom nom.”

Hehehe what if Cyn bit and chewed on Tessa. She’s not trying to break the skin, she has a couple of times by accident, she truly did not mean to break the skin but does she show remorse or sorry about it? Nah not really.

She likes to gently and playfully chew on Tessa’s arms and hands. It’s just something she likes to do when she’s bored

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shipping khori in a way where they haven’t slept in 78 hours have resorted to letting uzi chew on rusty pennies so she isn’t borderline destroying her vocal chords rn

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Tessa finds out and she begins planning and setting up little date for them. :D

MANOR AU

I FINALLY DID IT GUH

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He fried for our sins.

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I, for one, welcome our robotic overlords.

We are so cooked.