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ailani: why did you stab him???

agneyastra: you didnt hear what he said to me

ailani: well, what did he say

agneyastra: “what are you gonna do, stab me?”

ailani: ...

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danny: so, where are you from? heaven?

ailani: yeah, i died 15 years ago, kinda like that pickup line.

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danny: on a scale from 1-10, youre a 9 and im the one you n—

ailani: no, im a 10

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agneyastra: [loses loki in a crowd]

agneyastra:

agneyastra:

agneyastra: thank god

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ailani: sorry im late, i was doing things

steve, pushing through: i was things

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ailani: was she good?

loki: i couldnt keep up with it

ailani: she, loki, we call agneyastra she

loki: alright, i couldnt keep up with she

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waiter: what can i get you?

ailani: a milkshake with two straws please

danny: aww, how swee—

ailani, putting both straws in her mouth: watch how fast i can fucking drink this

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loki: what happened? i used to be a glamorous, amazing super villain. and now?

ailani: you have depth and character.

loki: [look of disgust]

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loki: i gave thor a get better soon card

ailani: thats surprisingly nice of you i—

loki: hes not ill, i just think he should do better

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loki: i fucked up,, again??

steve: he said with surprise in his voice for some reason.

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steve: there are ten kids and seven chairs, what do you do?

agneyastra: have everyone stand

ailani: no, bring more chairs??

danny: the most important ones can sit down

loki: kill three

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cap: if you took a shot for every bad decision you make, how drunk would you be?

ailani: maybe a bit tipsy?

steve: drunk.

agneyastra: wasted.

loki: dead.

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agneyastra: ew. im not having sex with steve, tf.

bucky: why not? look at him. hes beautiful and strong and mysterious and well-muscled and his mov—

agneyastra: well. im not having sex with steve, but im starting to think you might be...

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ailani: did you eat my powdered donuts??

steve: *mouth full of powder* ..no?

ailani: whats that on your chin

steve: cocaine

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neyas and lanis selfcare day

and how steve and bucky got involved

okay so basically lani and neya are just having a good time

its lanis day off and theyve decided to treat themselves

ice cream, face masks, long baths

they spend an awfully long time trying to decide on a movie they can watch

lani decides to get neya into netflix series

so they just chill, watching tv

when suddenly the doorbell rings

steve and bucky have decided to swing by and say hello

steve immediately apologizes and says they could come back later

neya and lani look at each other

then neya puts her hands on steves cheeks

lani does the same with bucky

the girls look at each other knowingly

the boys are just ??????

lani and neya speak at the same time

“dry skin.”

and they just pull them in, push them onto the couch and start putting facemasks and lotions etc on them

especially bucky is hella confused

but stucky agree on staying to let the girls have their quality time with them

so they spend the rest of the day together

much uwu

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lokis first time meeting danny

“why are you friends with mortals anyway?”

neya pulls him to meet her sister ailani who is with danny

while neya and lani talk, danny and loki about have a staredown

danny is confused about lokis appearance

“why is he wearing those weird clothes?”

“i beg your pardon? look at you, lumberjack.”

lani facepalms

neya rolls her eyes

they sit down to have something to drink and discuss some important matters

while the girls talk, the boys wont stop mocking each other like little b a b i e s

loki changes dannys drink to something disgusting with his magic just to feel superior

danny empties his glass in lokis lap for payback

the girls are just so done with them

loki starts talking about weird humans while danny talks about supernatural creatures, both acting like the other ones not even present

it ends with lani and neya separating them in two different rooms

while the boys are now bored, the girls have a movie night 😚😚😚

in conclusion: danny and loki would probably try to kill each other and just dont do it because of the girls

thats love

uwu💁🏻‍♀️😂

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the day cernunnos accepted loki on eris

okay so agneyastra brought him there because she wanted him to have a place to feel at home

he does feel at home but only when he is alone or with her

cernunnos knows who he is

aka there are always suspicious eyes on the god of mischief

he often leaves the palace at night for walks because there are less people around

one day, he spends his time reading in a garden when agneyastra comes up

“loki, eris is in danger. there are invaders coming and they are coming now.”

loki follows her to the gates

when cernunnos confronts him, he speaks up (much to neyas surprise)

“when else will you learn to trust me if not now? i will stand and fight, that is the least i can do now.”

so he does

the fight is hard to say the least

he manages to fight off most of the intruders and hurries back to the palace just in time to spot someone trying to kill agneyastra who is busy fighting for her fathers life

so he kills them

they happened to be the leader and power source for the rest of the invaders

so he basically just saved eris

cernunnos regains his consciousness

after a few hours, he calls for loki and agneyastra

he gives loki a uniform and tells him to wear it whenever he wants to

because he is now very welcome on eris

loki even bows a little

bonus: cernunnos calls them back when they are about to leave

“still, i would like to give you your own chambers. i dont like the idea of you and my daughter sleeping in one bed. nobody is ready for royal grandchildren.”

which is also the first time loki actually laughs so much he has to wipe his tears and gasp for air

much uwu in the end and bye