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yehae

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Haendsome

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yesung: I'm hyukjae's emergency contact.

doctor: so you're here to pick him up?

yesung: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

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yesung: you spent all the royalties from the album on Dogs?!?!?!!

donghae, tearing up: They’re golden retrievers! They retrieve gold! I did this for US!!!

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when a kpop song is stuck in your head but you don’t know the lyrics to it.

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heechul: this date sucks.

leeteuk: It's because it isn't a date. I told you I was just going to the supermarket.

heechul: Then why did you invite me?

leeteuk: I didn't! I said "No Heechul, you can't go, I'm only going to buy groceries", and you said, "fuck you Leeteuk! I do what I want!" and followed me here

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donghae: I suggest not picking a fight with me.

donghae: Because I will cry very loudly and it’ll be embarrassing for the both of us.

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waiter: so what can I get for you guys?

heechul: can I get a milkshake with two straws

leeteuk, blushing: aww heechul that’s so nice of y——

heechul, putting both straws in his mouth: watch how fast I can fucking drink this

leeteuk:

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“Shall I get you a step stool so you can look me in my eyes when you threaten me?”

— siwon to ryeowook, moments before disaster

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I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

— Heechul (probably)

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[skipping stones at a lake]

sungmin: it’s such a beautiful evening

yesung, whispering: take that you fucking lake

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yesung: omg it’s a spider

spider: omg it’s underappreciated talent

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that’s the secret to my relationship with leeteuk. he talks a lot, i pretend like I’m listening, and then I do whatever i want.

—heechul, probably

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siwon: I baked you a cake

ryeowook: really? what's in it?

siwon: my love

ryeowook: sorry I'm allergic

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donghae: *throws pebble at leeteuk’s window*

leeteuk, loudly: you have a phone for a reason!

*loud BANG*

leeteuk, opening the window: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT MY WINDOW