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Good engines get lollies

(10 min sketch (yes I got lazy and didn't do the wheels fucking sue me then))

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Someone told him a compliment unrelated to the fact that he is grand, blue and he pulls the express and doesn't know how to react accordingly

I don't know what Gordon saw but I think it left him traumatized.

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Oh great, the train has anxiety

“Does this look UNSURE to you?”

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Funky weirdos

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I always had this silly idea of a normal machinist arriving at Sodor and just being like "why the hell! the train talks!"

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I can't wait for humanity to be accepted into the galactic union or whatever and find out that some of the made up names that we put in fictional races are actually the names of real races

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I can only draw characters in two ways

There's nothing in between

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Remember my post about the creepy bruno smile Headcanon?

Well!! I’m super super happy you guys wanna see it as a ficlet or a mini-story!!

I’m not much of a writer though (yet) but I decided my call to action would be better suited visually so!! Here !!

My winter’s break over starting tomorrow, so I’m not super certain how posts will go, but thank you guys so much for your incredible support!!

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Galaxy of the free

Deep space

The Tyressya delivery ship

Poker night

Niby Lê: ok stupidest reasons that your civilization has started a war, go!

Tu Blikrek: one time we started a war cause two neighbor kings wanted a divorce, so their wifes join forces and they overthrew them with in a week starting the now know as "the war of the divorced queens".

Ririko: "in the war of the dead" there was this war that lasted 100 months cause of one emperor that thought his grandpa wanted revenge from the grave so he declared the war to the mountain of the souls ONE OF THE HOLYEST PLACES in my world and supposedly the place where the doors of the heavens are, literally obliterating it to bits.

Captain Julïluj: one time some Yuniterr miners got feed up with their bosses shit so they started a rebellion that lasted 27 years, basically founding the first nation underground "Innerk".

Second in command Robert (Bob para los compás): one time a Mexican mob destroyed a pastry shop in France and when the Mexican government refuse to pay for the damage they started a war that lasted for like a year or so.

(I believe that dumbassery is universal)

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I've been drawing a lot of clouds lately

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Y/N: all knowing Dolores what is your wisdom

Dolores: life hard and loud, Mariano's boobs soft and fluffy

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I still thinking it would be funny if we ended up being the succubus of the universe.

Like it doesn't matter the galaxy from where you came we'll found a way to make you cØm

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Humans are the succubus of the universe

allow me to elaborate:

170045 A.R.                                                                                                  Galaxy of the free (new name of our galaxy they change it)                            Inytl sistem                                                                                              Rokilidia “the planet of a thousand citys”

Two Rokilianss walk down the busy streets of their home planet after a long day in the office looking for a good time to relieve some of the stress and to kickstart an unforgettable weekend. 

Komult: where the hell are we going? 

Muxarath: you know it’s a special night so I made some plans for the birthday boy 

Komult: *crosing two of his arms* what did you do?

Muxarath: *grining* nothing

Komult: you always have been the worst liar of all time cmon spit it out

Muxarath: we’re going bowling 

Komult:  no we’re not, cmon it’s getting late also where are we actually?

Komult:  I never seen this part of the city before

Muxarath: ok ok were going for dinner

Komult:*clearly annoyed* where are we going?

Muxarath: >:)

Komult: >:/

                                          //awkard silence//

Komult:muxarath!

Muxarath: what cant a guy take his best friend to the most salvage strip clup on this side of the rings!!

Komult: you what?! 

welcome to Delights 

the neon like sign greats the two of them as they arrive at their destination, an underground strip club decorated with bright pink and yellow lights, were different species from all across the galaxy and beyond join together to get wasted out of their f@cking minds and enjoy the perverted display of bodies in front of them.

Komult:*clearly blushing* w-why did you brought me here?

Muxarath:what dont tell me that you dont like it cause you’re clearly pulsating in excitement

//(pulsating: Rokilian slang, means to be horny or ready for intercurse)//

Komult:s-shut UP YOU IMBECILE!!” just about when komult was about to yell more at his idiotic friend a waiter caughts Komult’s eye.                                        A human dressed in a erotic attire walks directly to them 

 //still in process be patient¯\(°_o)/¯//

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Human: did you know that humans kinda taste like pork

Alien: . . .

Human: . . .

Alien: how exactly do you know this information?

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The Human race

One of the seven eldest races, if not theorized the eldest race in our galaxy known for their numerous advances in galactical transportation and solar wind harvesting this bipedal species were one of the basic pillars for what is now our federation.

This race is moved mostly by curiosity and the desire of perfection and for many generations they help those who were smaller or weaker to achive their path to the cosmos. and thanks to those actions  they gained a lot of fame even so becoming subject to the written word through most of the known species for example in the book "my voyage through this cosmos of a thousand species" R. G. HUintinrre talks a little about humanity, this a quote from his book.

"They were called guardians by those who were protected

They were called prophets by those who were thought

They were called warriors by those who dared"

//just a little thought

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I had a really weird dream which I remember and then refined into a plot for like a comic book series or something and I thought of sharing :)

Here's is Alery a young female Valtuning, as you can see she is very excited, the reason? she just graduated from the academy of sciences and exploration of the united galactic governments and this is her first time serving as a navegador in a vessel-type ship or any ship at all. she is so excited for her first mission and she just made friends with some members of her new crew.

There's even some members from her generation in the academy and also who can forget the cherry on the cake she gets to follow orders under the command of one of the most famous captains in the fleet. Colersa Ghaa (another Valtuning and one of Alery's role models) everything was going according to plan right until the captain speech.

- "it was a pleasure serving to the fleet and to this ship..."

She is retiring! and she just served her last mission. Alery is in shock so is the crew but their shock quickly changes to terror when they see the new captain

A HUMAN BEING

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Do you guys realize that if we find another intelligent life on the universe sooner or later we would find a way to either kill it or have sex with it

(probably in that order)