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on the flip side, when your voice does start breaking testosterone style, everyone thinks you’re sick and keeps asking if you’re okay

being transmasc is crazy because there's that golden period between being sick with a cold and being completely better where my voice sounds like it's about to break testosterone style. and despite the fact that i'd rather be healthy, it's oddly affirming

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Anti-Fascist Queer Book Recommendations

Find these books and more queer reads:

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*at customs*

„i have nothing to declare other than the normal amount of butter… which is none… in fact what is butter?“

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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now feels like a good time to mention the time my insurance company wouldn’t cover a surgery they were legally required to cover until i threatened to kill myself

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good god.

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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as a mostly aroace person primarily interested in dating another mostly aroace person, yes i have in fact given up on dating

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Obsessed with vampires but specifically when they're really pathetic

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talks with my friends who are going to kink parties and having t4t orgies and doing petplay and then goes to sleep in my childhood bedroom and dreams of the snow, and rain

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can’t decide if admitting „3pm penetration“ is in reference to my t shot or letting someone assume i have the most autistic sex life would be funnier

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yeah i’m poly (in love with every cat i meet)

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So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.

I'm going to try it.

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oh ya’ll really got to check this one out! super interesting page!

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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how else am i supposed to have a homoerotic enemies to lovers storyline?

You are a human being in America, not a lion on the savannah during a drought. It is not normal for you to refer to someone else’s kid as your “genetic rival” and wish them ill. Our species does not work like that. You do not sound cool, you sound like a weirdo.

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how did the transphobes find tumblr? i thought they were in the twitter and facebook containment zones

not that transphobes are ever saying anything interesting or insightful but it makes me insane when they see a trans woman who wants a uterus and start frothing out the mouth about how the sinister trans cabal is going to start harvesting organs from the poor and vulnerable... worsties do you have any idea how many trans men and cis women would be THRILLED to rehome their uterus to someone who actually wants it? all I'm doing with mine is complaining about it for a few days every month, I'd happily pawn that shit off to someone who would be happy about it. yes I am on my period why do you ask.

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I kind of miss being 17 because it was before my chronic illness developed. 17 was the last year I had where my body was able to do sport and my brain was able to keep up with academic demands. I enjoy being an adult and having the option to do whatever I want, but not having the capacity to take advantage of adulthood sucks.

Also shout out to my mum for cooking and driving so that all I had to do was vibe.

I’m amazed there’s people nostalgic for highschool and being a teenager literally when I feel super low I think “well at least I’ll never be 17 again” like a positive affirmation and it does make me feel better