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my rarest pig just fell over sick?

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Wonka: You STOLE Fizzy Lifting Drinks!!

Hannibal, drifting around on the ceiling: And if you are wrong, Will?

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honestly it’s impossible to talk about feminism anymore on this site because a woman will casually make a post about how men treat women terribly and how much they suck and everybody in the notes is like ALL MEN? EVEN TRANS MEN? EVEN GAY MEN? EVEN MEN OF COLOR? EVEN DISABLED MEN? WHAT IF A MAN IS POOR? WHAT IF A MAN IS NICE? TRANS MEN GET MISGENDERED AS WOMEN SO THEY DONT COUNT RIGHT? GAY MEN ARE FEMININE SOMETIMES SO THEY DONT COUNT RIGHT? EAST ASIAN MEN GET FORCEFULLY FEMINIZED SO THEY DONT COUNT RIGHT? DID YOU KNOW WOMEN CAN BE RACIST

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bro stop reopening my wounds. you’re supposed to lick them bro

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Xanthe Burdett.

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being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

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BREAKFEST!!!!!!!!!!

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I know we are all used to hear bad news from the USA or UK when it comes to trans rights but this time Germany wants to play in the same league.

Our idiots at home ministry came up with the fucking idea to start a register for all transgender and nonbinary people which would mean every person working at some public position could always at any given time see your assigned gender at birth, your deadname, your address and who knows what else.

We had been there in the past. Hitler Germany called it the "Travestite Law" back then. Our politicians didn't learn.

We all know this is unacceptable.

Please, if you are German, sign it. If you are not, spread it wide and far.

This had been stopped once a few years ago. It needs to be stopped again.

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looking around really careful making sure there are no ants around me before i turn on my machine that turns nearby ants lecherous and what do you know i hear ant sex anyway

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Lemos + Lehmann - Echo V, 2021

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any time I hear a story about someone killing their parents my default assumption is that the parents deserved it

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when the year is 2371 and your holoclassmate says she's lowkey kinda horny for the newly discovered crystalline conciousness claiming it's "kind of a milf" so you raise your eyebrow automatically triggering the soundbyte of the vine boom sound effect to be played in the telechips of all your friends but the teacher sees you laughing and activates emote-only mode

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shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him