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I like how we told everyone they needed to go to college and the majority of people went out and got middle management/administrative degrees (HR, sociology, business admin, etc)

Now every other rage-bait comment about the economy on social media is something like "Why is it that [service] charges so much and the workers make so little money and [service] is awful? Why is 90% of the budget for [service] going to administrative/management salaries?"

Gee, I dunno. Maybe if we get some more middling college grads in the work force (all demanding 120k/yr to work remote), they can help us figure it out.

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I always look at the timestamp when I see a screenshot of a post from another platform, sometimes itll say "Just now" or "Posted 4 seconds ago." Like arent you at least a little embarrassed that you couldnt contain yourself for an hour or so before screenshotting your own post and trying to get it seen somewhere else? Even a little bit?

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So in one week President Museveni's son offered to marry Giorgia Meloni, and to pay a bride price of 100 cows, tried to start a war with Kenya via Twitter, and ultimately got fired from his post as Uganda's infantry commander.

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The girl that's "in your league" isn't at the club, she's at home torturing her sims

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The Adobe Acrobat "engineers" should add cartoon splat and clown honk noises to their program. I think it would be fitting.

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Military recruitment numbers going up after the election is crazy, my neighba you are signing up to die in Iran

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actually all porn is cuck porn because you're just watching so jot that down

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make a man "weird" chocolate milk ONE TIME and he will not shut up about it for months🙄

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You cant just say that and not drop the recipe

make a man "weird" chocolate milk ONE TIME and he will not shut up about it for months🙄

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Men should be at least somewhat right wing by default, like why are men calling other men racist and homophobic? Very fruity behaviour.