26. Aircraft mechanic. Southwesterner. Formerly @nonintuitive
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You Wont Believe How Long Into This House-For-Sale Listing It Takes Us To Mention That It Is In a 55+ Community
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My sister's fiance's most masculine trait is his male pattern baldness. Except he just got plugs and let me tell you I was already struggling to be polite to this Funko-Pop collector, but the other day we met for breakfast and I couldn't stop staring at his doll head.
It looks a lot like this and I am failing at being as kind a person as I want to be.
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the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one
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Americans be like "my favourite flavour, carcinogen"
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