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HOCO PROPOSAL

i need ideas for a hoco proposal. she likes billie eillish and yellowjackets. give me anything you got.

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*yjs on a road trip*

misty: road work ahead? fuck

van: uh yeah, i sure hope it does

rest of yjs: ???

lottie: what? one time nat showed me a video called "vines that butter my egg roll" and that was one of the videos-

tai: I'VE SEEN THAT ONE

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van: are you okay??

tai: yeah- yeah i'm good. i'm just playing a game

van: what game?

tai: its called "is it asthma or a panic attack"

van:

tai: i'm not winning

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*stumbles out of the haunted house covered in hickies*

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jackie: shauna cheated on me again!

nat, sipping a frappuccino and texting van: sucks for you

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misty: idk if i'll ever find love :((

lottie: damn that's so sad, alexa play bohemian rhapsody

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nat: marry me.

lottie: in a platonic way?

nat: no-

lottie: in a spiritual way?

nat: what does that even-

lottie: in a wilderness-y way?

nat: the fuck-

lottie: wait ROMANTICALLY??

nat, who has been on one knee for nearly 30 minutes now: yes, lot. romantically.

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I'm sorry but there's no way Achilles tops

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"stop feminizing this character" no . In fact he's a girl now . And also so is his boyfriend . Yeah they're lesbians now. Sorry

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misty: you don't mind waiting in the car?

nat: nah i have lottie

misty: you won't get bored?

lottie: not with nat here, we're good

misty: i might be an hour or two

lottie: just crack a window or leave the car on-

nat: GOOOOOOOOOO

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tai: you know nat gives lottie flowers everyday? i wish you'd do that too.

van: okay!!

*the next day*

lottie: thanks ..??

van: idk i'm confused too

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jackie might have stone cold good looks, but laura lee is fucking hot.

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nat: i forget but i do NOT forgive

nat: just walkin around hatin bitches and i can't remember why

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*yjs on a road trip*

misty: look! a semi-truck!

lottie: ooh a convertible

nat: is that a sportscar?

tai: ew a sedan

*all pointing*

van:

van: very fucking funny guys

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misty "fucking" quigley

misty "survived the crash and saved everyone" quigley

misty "got robbed of shrooms and got blamed for her shrooms" quigley

misty "also an obgyn" quigley

misty "broke the emergency transmitter" quigley

misty "killed her first, only, and best friend" quigley

no? it's just misty quigley.

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lottie: i'm CRYING you made me CRY

nat: baby

lottie: now is NOT the time for pet names

nat: no i'm calling you a baby

lottie:

nat: i'm insulting you.

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van: i am so done with the wilderness shit i am going to go open up a retro book/video store and if i see another mfer from my past i'm gonna-

tai: hello

tai: it's me again

van:

tai: i'm also walking in my sleep and i sacrificed my dog.