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Sorry high-fantasy nerds, but low-magic, middle-tech societies are the most fun. Magic that’s miraculous but difficult and demanding. Technology that’s revolutionizing the world, but still impetuous and unreliable and kinda shitty.

Every single thing becomes a Federal Fucking Issue and I can’t get enough of it. I drink it all in like sweet nectar.

Also it forces you to get creative?? You can COMBINE your shitty magic and your shitty technology to make a half-decent, functional piece of equipment. That’s so funny to me. Employing imps to keep the furnace burning at the right temperature. Contracting angels to ensure your radio waves and telephone calls get to their destination safely. Performing a ritual to give your chainsaw fire damage.

I can’t get enough of it.

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earth theme by me:

sorry for the bad gif quality its all i could get to work, this theme includes: 3d title effect (that can have a changing rainbow gradient), rainbow links on/off, bouncy title on/off, many font options, a coloured screen border or colour/image top banner, cool permalink show on post hover, scaled avatar on hover +more

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🍕150🍓 by slaine

previews by marie (who designed the theme) & george

play katana zero & check out my other themes

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fruit orchard single signs designed by ellie of patch 

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I'm looking for podcasts to listen to by/about indigenous people (history, current events, activism). Do you have any suggestions? I live in the USA but I'd be interested in any you may know of.

I don’t know of any, sorry! If any of my followers have recommendations, let me know!

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I was wondering if you had any celestial themed designs I could use for a flag? Thank you :)

hope you like - these are great for art too!

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ALT + F4 by @izunauchiha

previews: one and two.

what am i thinking????? a container theme with an old windows vibe? i guess… everything is customizable and you can add images to any part of the theme. the tabs are links! important info under the cut

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GEORGE HAS AN ANEURYSM LIVE ON CALL

PREVIEWS BY QI & MARIE

OTHER THEMES

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BY SLAINE

CODE // PREVIEWS BY GEORGE & MARIE (WHO DESIGNED THIS THEME!)

CHECK OUT MY OTHER THEMES!

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chimera ant palace invasion in real time theme by mther3

prevs: 1 (tw for fire) / 2

this has hover tags, footer images, navigation that i actually like, etc. the sidebar is messed up when you go into the theme preview, just turn the inner sidebar on/off and itll line back up 👉👈 that is all

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@rose_yvespiaget

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I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER… by @izunauchiha

previews: one, two and code.

two sidebar theme so you can show 2x the love for whateva.

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isn't this cute? a design that lets you make the illusion of a raised platform and stairs! what would you make with this?

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okaisland

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somebody asked for crease drawing advice and i just made fun of them for having a shitty joke for an icon but here's some delivery on that like a week later also do Not listen to me if you want realistic art this is heavily biased to my art style and the best way to learn to draw folds?

Use irl refs!

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Animal Crossing: New Horizons (master-post)

Event Calendar

All Items & Color Variations 

Nook Miles Items & Color Variations (x)

ACTrades (your friendly neighborhood one stop shop for all ac goodies)

 VillagerDB (Wishlist database similar to MoriDB, with the New Horizons catalog) **entire catalog still being updated**

 Customization Guide: Hairstyles & Face Guide

 All Villagers Available in New Horizons

Location and Sell Price: Fish!

Location and Sell Price: Bugs!

 How to Achieve a 3 Star Island Rating (courtesy of Amiibomori)

 How and When to Meet: Flick!

 How and When to Meet: CJ!

 How and When to Meet: Daisy Mae!

 How and When to Meet + Rewards: Wisp!

 How and When to Meet + Tracklists: DJ KK

 How and When to Meet: Leif (will be updated after Earth Day)

Best Mystery Islands (Still Visited Randomly)        Visual Representation of Best Mystery Islands 

 Villager Home Exteriors  **still being updated**

 Flower Hybrid Guide (courtesy of BidoofCrossing)

 Unlock Guide: Materials

 Unlock Guide: Recipes

 Unlock Guide: Gold Tools

 Unlock Guide: Emotions

 Unlock Guide: Hairstyles

 Unlock Guide: Town Buildings

 Unlock & Upgrade Guide: Resident Houses

 Terraforming Guide

 How to Make Nested Inclines by SubtlePaws (Terraforming Req.)

 How to Quickly Pay off Loans without Time Traveling by KappnsPeach

 Balloon Guide *higher probability - not 100% accuracy*

 QR Masterpost by CinnaCrossing

 Photo to Pattern Converter

 How to Make the Most of: Bunny Day! (courtesy of BidoofCrossing)

Other Helpful Tips:

In order to see villagers on mystery islands, you need to have a villager plot already set up on your island for them to move to. Or else they won’t show up on mystery islands. 

 Once you unlock terraforming, you’re able to place sand squares on the grass to plant beach trees (Coconuts and lets hope Bananas) on top! 

 ALL Balloons stop spawning after achieving 300 ‘pops.’ (x)

 To get the most out items of rocks, dig holes behind your player so they have nothing to bounce into and you have time for an extra hit with your shovel, giving a total of eight max items. 

 DIY: Tarantula Island!! 

Please tag me if you’d like me to add anything to list this and I will! 

& Thank you to everyone who provided all the information used, you are so appreciated!

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)