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Wish I was famous so that people would make these types of posts about me LOL

fucking the shit out of his mouth would fix me actually

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Confession time

One time I trolled as a girl on Tik Tok and I made a comment on this rlly cringy video abt being called a good girl like “Omg my dream frfr” and this guy replied like “heh… what would u do if I called u a good girl..” and I thought he was trolling so I said “phone in the left hand if u know what i mean” and he goes “and the other hand?” And at that point I was like tf? So I didn’t reply, but a couple hours later he replied again and said “AND THE OTHER ONE? TELL ME NOW.” And I was kinda scared so I was like “I’m SORRY 😭” and he was like “it���s fine… I just wanted to know ahaha and girls usually like when guys are demanding.” (Or something, i don’t remember that well) And then like 2 hours later replied again w “do u have instagram.” And then 2 days later he said “I’m not allowed discord (I see u have it in ur bio) but when I am I’m gonna add you if that’s okay.” And I was like “oh okay.” But the tiktokian crowd caught wind of what was going on in the replies of my comment because a good forty people replied with airball memes or some variation of “bro fumbled the bag” / “she’s scared of u now good job” and I felt so bad abt it that I lie awake at night sometimes wondering if he got a gf by now.

I also have the screenshots in case anyone wants to see how it actually went down. Oh lord I forgot how funny that was.

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My favourite part of staying home sick is getting fuckass emails like this from @nyam-nyam-nyam-nyam-nyam

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“Wow you must really like that highlighter! It’s almost all gone!” Actually I hate it but I don’t wanna waste it so I put it on my palms and pat dudes that are in relationships on the shoulder because I’m a division one hater

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Life is not letting me read delusions why can't I access AO3

It's not even down bc no one is talking about it being down ugh

LMFAO poor you… 💔 I hope you get to read it

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I hope u think of me when u see Nate Jacobs

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6:46am.

Mission aborted 💔 I got the jitters and literally couldn’t write because my hands were shaking so bad. Like I mean it took me 3x as long to write.

It worked though. I didn’t sleep a wink all night. Unfortunately that’s not a good thing. I thought I’d just be energetic but i was still well and truly exhausted, my brain just won’t recognise that I’m tired and won’t shut off because of that.

Why does everyone and everything hate me so much

11:36 on a Sunday night w school tomorrow and I’m 100% going to work on a little surprise to be posted on ao3 that is either going to be a massive hit or a massive miss. Get ready. I might even drink an obscene amount of caffeine just to write this. Will update regularly on how the process is going.

And no it is not related to my current WIPS. It is Chiscara tho.

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12:13am

I dissolved 200mg of caffeine (moccona instant coffee) in literally 50mls of water. Used plain water as a chaser. The most painful five sips of my life. I will NEVER drink coffee again, I gagged horridly on the last one.

Should kick in soon. Gonna brush my teeth after that and start writing.

11:36 on a Sunday night w school tomorrow and I’m 100% going to work on a little surprise to be posted on ao3 that is either going to be a massive hit or a massive miss. Get ready. I might even drink an obscene amount of caffeine just to write this. Will update regularly on how the process is going.

And no it is not related to my current WIPS. It is Chiscara tho.

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11:36 on a Sunday night w school tomorrow and I’m 100% going to work on a little surprise to be posted on ao3 that is either going to be a massive hit or a massive miss. Get ready. I might even drink an obscene amount of caffeine just to write this. Will update regularly on how the process is going.

And no it is not related to my current WIPS. It is Chiscara tho.

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Is this a safe space to say that I want an enemy/frenemy. I don’t want a friend that texts me “hey :)))” I want someone who will text me “have a shit day today.” And that I can playfully beef with except the playful beef is just being mean to each other in a playful manner, we’re actually serious. I want someone that I can have LORE with and make mean memes about who will also make mean memes about me to which I can repost with the hashtag “unemployed core.” I want someone I can call casually, like the way you would a friend, and just casually chat with except we’re roasting each other. Like a casual enemy.

Do I sound insane or is this Relateable?

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Freaky Chase is in the house!! 🗣️ rant incoming…

Yo I’m such a random human… like I genuinely have the strangest fetishes and I don’t even know what half of them are called??

Like I don’t care what ur dick looks like, show me them forearms boy.

Do I wanna hear ur moaning audios? No, but I’d love to hear an audio of your heartbeat while u jork it ❤️ just saying. Even better if I can hear u breathing. Alternatively, a video of your eyes while u do it is just as great.

Idek if this is a fetish but freakiness in the bedroom is sooo overrated. How about couch or the floor or literally just in the backyard. Kitchen is fine too but?? No sitting on the edge of the counter. LAY on the kitchen island.

Vanilla shit? I’ll take my business elsewhere.

“I’ll let you humiliate me” yes please. Time and date and I’ll be there.

“U can do whatever u want to me.” No thanks. Not dominant.

“I’m in the mood rn” im not.

“I’m working.” AND IM OVULATINGGGG

I think I’m just a mega Uber brat because why do all of my fetishes line up with stuff that’s not supposed to be happening or things that just include me doing whatever I want rather than what the situation calls for. LIKE IM ONLY IN THE MOOD WHEN IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE.

I think I just like breaking rules.

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I hope the girl who stalked me for 3yrs and ran 12 accounts at the same time for those entire 3 years is happy w the ONE audio I sent. That’s a whole lotta work for a couple moans 🤣

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Sometimes I forget that you can’t use Tik Tok humour on tumblr. Someone made a really funny post once and it was silly so I said “I’m a big fan of whatever’s wrong with you.” And they replied with “my autism doesn’t make me ‘wrong’ and it isn’t for your entertainment” like holy language barrier 😭 I was saying your humour is unique and I like it

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BYE DID GOU MAKE A MEME OUT OF MY FICS?? 😭😭I love this

And why would u hide the yaoi?? Read ao3 on light mode at full brightness with your phone directly in front of your face so everyone can see. Be proud of your yaoi

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Why did nobody decide to tell me that Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise are different people

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Oh so u wanted to see so bad that u put cameras in the elevators? That reverse psychology won’t work on me, freaks.

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I forgot to mention that this is literally my main headcanon for Childe

I’m convinced that like 90% of male homophobes are just bi/gay tops that don’t realise bottoming isn’t a requirement of being a non-straight guy.

“I know I’m not gay! I would never enjoy being fucked by a man!” Brody, I’m gonna hold your dick when I tell you this groundbreaking information.