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sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

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t shirt that says “i ♥️ severe thunderstorms” on the front and the back says “BUT WATCH OUT!”

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“We can work a lifetime and never measure up to his decency” hey! how about you take me out back and shoot me like a dog like a real man instead of this psychological torture you put me through week to week

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Matt: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Foggy: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Matt: Absolutely not.

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(flirting) i could be your loser boyfriend. you ever fucking thought about that??

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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

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I find it incredibly impressive that Jacob Wysocki literally has the holy trinity of douchebag hairdos (full mullet, mustache, and rattail/padawan braid) and yet remains an insanely likable and attractive person. Also he can rock overalls. Absolute legend.

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Walton Goggins walks like a slut. There I said it.

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Happy Ides of March!!

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My favourite genre of Mountain Goats lyric is the kind where the animal metaphor snuck in when he wasn’t looking and he’s a little mad about it

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stop telling me thats a "ghoul" named "cooper howard" you can't fool me. thats uncle baby billy up to some new scheme

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Now that all 3 McElroy brothers have had vasectomies, I realized every episode of MBMBAM is now me listening to my Three Wise Eunuch Advisors

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Trump’s staff hides negative news from him to keep him happy. Musk was so affected by getting booed at Dave Chappelle's performance he had a mental breakdown. Their egos are horribly weak. This is how we defeat them—unyielding insults and mockery.

This is what we trained for. This is our moment. We need to get a lot louder and way more petty.

I believe in you.

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Wish Tumblr existed in the late 1920s because I'm sure the silent vs sound film discourse would've been glorious