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grammy award winning small but knowing clown

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theyre letting me crawl out of the grave tomorrow

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i hope february is kind to you. i hope it's a balm to the horrors that was january. i hope it embraces you in a warmth that feels like a warm blanket on a cold dark day. i hope it brings you love and bliss.

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Watching Dungeons and Drag Queens 2 has me like

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remember when chris "any pronouns" fleming released a video titled "am i a man?" consisting of a string of various jokes and japes that culminate in a punchline of the singular word "nope" and people were still, like. Well she didn't say he ISN'T cis

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If you’re an American federal employee and got an email saying “it’s ok to quit your job.” Do not, for the love of everything, quit your job. This is purely a scare tactic to get rid of as many people as possible without legal consequences.

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coping with not being at Gauntlet at the Garden by drawing this picture of Murph as Kugrash… I love this picture so much actually.

Kug without the picture background after cut:

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gertie confirming being asexual in the show vs brennan and his stupid ass pun

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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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there’s actually nothing sweet or nice about being an extremely sentimental person. feeling wistful and romantic about everything is also a great way to be let down by…….. everything

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Principal Powers workday be like:

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for the sake of appearances i am very much a “that’s none of my business” and “i don’t need to know about that. you keep that to yourself” sort of fellow. removed. respectful. but being fully honest i AM a nasty little ears perked freak… like yes tell me all of your information without being prompted at all. i love to listen.

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NO WAY. NO WAY. SCREAMING AND SHITTING HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD