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one of my brother’s cousins is 17 and running this weed instagram where he invents weed slang that’s outlandish even by california standards and the house has slowly stopped speaking english as we imitate it
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on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese
i lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed
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Jesus is my best friend and Jeffree Star is my primary care physician
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when you gonna stop huffing carts with the farts and come rip a bong with mao zedong
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top surgery consultation scheduled for 3 months #basedandtransgender
therapist is writing me a top surgery recommendation letter…. good things come to those who fox
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People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something
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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this
Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.
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David Lynch, the voice actor behind Gus the bartender from The Cleveland Show. Has passed away
Rip Gus
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really not even remotely similar to what i asked but thanks anyway boss
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