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âItâs not like making a video game is hard or anything. Like I said, I had someone who described how they worked to me and I went from there.â
Was he preening? Only a little. He fluffed up the heavy scarf around his neck in a manner not unlike a pigeon.
âThe first one I made was sort of a play on Breath of the Wild. Have you heard of that one?â
Less of a play-on and more of a rip-off, based on the word of an alien troll, but what Saphir knew without a doubt was that his was the superior version.
âAnd since then Iâve been working on one of those âtalking simulators,â but thatâs still highly top secret; only my most trusted confidants can play it right now.â He was exactly the sort of person to make air quotes with his hands when he talked, and he did.
âBut I could let you take a look at the better Zelda and see if you have any ideas.â How did he move from asking for her opinion to making it sound like he was doing her a favor? Narcissism, mostly. âWhen are you free? Weekends or Wednesdays? I prefer Wednesdays. Saturday is date night, after all.â
He says that, but does she really believe it? Maybe he is that sort of prodigy or something...it does happen. I mean, she exists. It still earns a scrutinous eye, lips pursing in thought. Still, she wonât know until she actually tries it. Then she could rip into this guyâs so-called knowledge and pick him apart like a vulture.
A video game vulture.
âUh, hello? Of course? Who do you think I am, some kind of casual?â So it was a big open-world game, huh. But that still didnât tell her enough about it. âSooo, totally doing you a favor and ignoring the fact that sounds like a rip-off, I guess it does sound kinda interesting.â Kinda. She doesnât want to stroke the ego of a JRPG villain-lookalike.Â
Also ignoring the fact she could totally hack his computer and see whatever heâs hiding from her if she really wanted to, but for some reason, a dating sim by this guy doesnât seem like itâs something sheâd want to see. Despite all the R-15 doujins sheâs consumed, her eyes are still pure, thanks.
âHold the phone...thatâs a bold claim, pal. If you canât back it up, I might have to fine you.â Yes, how did he move on from him asking to making it seem like she had? And she thought her brain could hop from place to place. Yeesh. âThe new Featherman episodes come out Saturday, so Wednesday is A-OK. Just remember: ask, and yee shall receive, whether you like it or not.â
In this world, itâs roast or be roasted, and this manâs skills are on the chopping block.
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âYowch. You hate to see it happen.â
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âç âIâve been reading up on American culture in a handy book I purchased and, might I ask you this? Is this a pigeon?â
This is it. This is what sheâs been waiting for. Sheâs focused. Sheâs ready. Sheâs read that stupid book as a joke and was waiting for the opportunity to arise. And now, here it is. Right in front of her eyes.
This.
Is.
It.
âThanks.â
YES.
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surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought youâd seen the last of necronomiconed
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doctorgneissâ
He was too entertained with his own joke to notice her mumbling, and likewise was too busy mulling over the prospects of having encountered a real-life gamer.
âYou see, I was commissioned some time ago to compose video games for an acquaintance. Iâd never done so before, but quickly discovered I have a giftâunsurprising for a genius like myself with exactly one peer.â
He put one gloved hand on the window and brought the other to his forehead. He was either trying to pose or he just did that subconsciously.
âUnfortunately, this acquaintance of mine, who you definitely do not know, has completely vanished since!â
âAnd itâs not like Iâm one of you gamers â- Iâve never played any games -â so I need someone to play these things, and give me feedback. What do you say?â
That escalated quickly.
Now, hold the phone.
Sure, she had been debating on bolting at the nearest opportunity from this odd flamingo-themed villain wannabe, but now heâs said something that actually catches her attention. Noticeably so, if the way she perks up and actually looks at him instead of trying to look at everything around them instead.
...Which she might regret, since heâs actually posing like a certain someone else she knows. It might even be less cool...not that sheâd admit that. Out loud, anyway.
âHold up...youâve never played an actual video game before, but you made one? Like, totally coded and everything? Did you just max out your intelligence stat or something...?â A hand settles on her chin, the offer sounding...kind of good, but the skepticism weighs heavier. How can you make a video game if you havenât even touched the marvel of one yourself?
Still...itâs not every day somebody asks you to test their stuff for free. It would be a fun experience...depending on if he was as good as it as he says. Futaba chews her bottom lip for a moment, shifting in place as she crosses her arms and closes her eyes in thought.
âIâm listening, buuuuut first things first, buster. What are we talking here? A dating sim? Classic RPG? Shootâem up? And, also...â A dramatic pause as she adjusts her glasses. âIf you want me to test these out, you better be ready for some red-hot criticism! When it comes to games, I donât pull any punches. Iâve 100% completed VNs and clocked in more hours than youâve been alive!â
Completely impossible, but itâs the thought that counts.
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thiefpaintâ
Futabaâs wish is just as expected. Both of them share the same desire to be reunited with their friends again. While heâs certainly unable to make it come true, at least they can both hold onto the hope that theyâll all be able to see each other again one day. For now, though, Yusuke is doing his best to make sure that Futaba is taken care of so that Sojiro doesnât have to worry. Whatâs most important is whatever sheâs going to ask of him. He did say anything, after all.
âIâm certain.â Heâd been saving for just this. And it had been really hard to forego buying any art supplies. Sure, heâd gotten plenty over the holidays but with a creative mind like this, it had been hard to make them last. He only nods, affirming his promise that she could ask for whatever she wanted. No matter what the cost was, he was going to make sure that she was able to have it. âDo you think Iâd have offered you the chance to request anything if I werenât prepared for the most challenging of tasks?â She wonât ask for anything too unattainable, he knows, but heâd like to make it very clear that heâs prepared either way.
âŠOr at least, he thinks he is.
Really, there are some days she finds it hard to distract herself from their situation, but thatâs just proof she wonât forget anytime soon. These days become few and far between, and while itâs a bit sad, it makes it somewhat easier. As long as she keeps everyone in her thoughts, itâs not so hard. Really, when you think about it, itâs the same as grinding experience in a higher-leveled area. By the time she goes home, she will OWN the outdoors.Â
...Anyway. Heâs super confidant, isnât he. How hard did he work to be able to promise that? Geez, what a guy. Her fork idly stabs into her own slice, smearing icing along the plate as she sinks into her thoughts for a few moments. Would this...be weird to ask for? Would he mind? Futaba swallows thickly, stabbing her cake one more time before taking a deep breath.
â...I-I want to go for sushi!â Ok. She could have blurted that out a bit better. Cheeks tinging pink, she coughs into her fist, gaze shifting away from him as she continues in a hurried tone.
âYou know, because sushi is good and all, and we donât go out often to eat since weâre kinda broke, and, uh...â Another breath. âMom...and Sojiro took me out for sushi when I got into middle school. Then a while back, Sojiro took me and Akira out, too, to celebrate me finally going out more. I thought that we could, yâknow...do that together? O-Or something. Since weâve been here for so long and all....I thought it would be nice.â
...Phew. That all came out, huh. Feels like her HPâs hit critical levels.
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âFutaba Sakura.â It had taken him quite a long time to find her. Now that heâs finally managed to, he doesnât intend to leave until she answers him. Perhaps it had been a bit crass to let himself in through her bedroom window, but what else was he supposed to do when no one would answer the front door? Heâs sure that caving it in would have been even more disrespectful and so here he is, seated on her window sill. âHow is it that you are familiar with me? Your prior actions suggest that we shared a relationship of some sort. Explain.â
@necronomiconedÂ
âW-Woah! Woahwoahwoah, t-time out, time out!âÂ
She has a lot of things to worry about, you know. Being able to stay awake to catch the last couple episodes of the anime of the season, managing to get a copy of the newest release before it sells out, earning enough money from her coding escapades to restock her supplies...the usual. What she normally doesnât have to worry about is turning around from the 5th episode of the 2nd season of Featherman to see the third Pharaoh of Egypt climbing in her bedroom window.
Realistically, sheâs lucky she hadnât quite fallen out of her chair. Almost, but not quite. This computer desk has always supported her in dire times.
âI donât know if it was in Egypt, but itâs definitely not considered cool to climb in through peopleâs windows without knocking! I-If you want me to pay you back for the pizza, I can...later!â God, what if he wants it now? That new limited edition Feather Argus figure will only be on the shelves for so long, and--
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At first he doesnât recognize his own voice. For one, his voice would never be caught dead singing and if it ever was he would have had something to say about it.
Cognitive distortion. It was the entire PhoenixRanger Featherman R season 1 theme, pitch perfect and in definition crisper than spring mountain air, but it was coming out of Yesodâs mouth.
A wave of nausea hit him at the same time as the realization that someone must have been in his lower systems. He doubled over with one hand clamped firmly over his mouth in a frail attempt to maintain composure; trying to stop the song from playing was effectively like trying to mentally stop oneâs blood from flowing.
But hitting himself in the chest several times worked too.
That left the issue of finding who it was that had cracked his system â not an easy task given the lack of conscious access he had to his lower levels. But at the same time, if he couldnât do this, he could hardly call himself an AI of any merit.
He sunk to the floor, behind the clothing display,
Whoâs there? the text floated above Futabaâs interface for a moment before vanishing.You canât see this. Get out.
A nostalgic smile crawls across her face the moment the first notes start to flow through her ears, lightly adjusting the volume on her headphones with a swift click of a button. Success, you taste the sweetest, indeed. Nice to see that works just fine...now, for the ( more ) important stuff.
A couple more walls to crack...just how deep did this rabbit hole go? The question begs to be answered, and who is she to deny the curiosity that seeps through her fingers as they press to the keyboard? Worrying about consequences is for chumps and people who donât know how to dig their way out of a sticky situation.
Luckily, Futaba is neither.
What she is is wary the moment the text pops up on her screen. A quick check proves itâs not from an outside source, so it must be from whoeverâs system sheâs slithered into. The order earns a small snort, and Futaba takes a moment to adjust her glasses. Sheâs impressed they noticed her in the first place, but sheâs not so easily beaten.
[ Not happening. ] Itâs curt, punctuated by an encryption to ensure her identity is safe behind a dozen firewalls and bouncing IPs, all accented with a little bouncing avatar with a set of sharp teeth. All the while, she carefully continues her downwards trek, cautiously shooting her gaze around for a moment before returning it to her work. [ Next time, you should get better protective software. Cracking an egg is almost harder than cracking your firewalls. ]
#informationpurge#( YESOD ) informationpurge.1#if you're gonna screech you better go the full mile bitch
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âWhat did you wish for?â Yusuke knows that he probably shouldnât ask but he does anyway. If itâs something that heâd be able to provide her with, heâd gladly pay however much just to see her happy for once. Even if itâs just for a short while, this is her special day, after all. Sheâs put on such a brave face and grown in more ways than could have ever been expected.
Though itâd hurt his wallet a little bit, itâs worth it and heâs prepared himself to buy whatever it is that she asks for. âI should have enough money to buy whatever gift youâd like. Donât worry about the expenses.â He moves around her, slowly beginning to take the candles from the cake before handing her a butterknife to start slicing it up into individual pieces. Then he flips the lights on his room so that theyâre no longer sitting in the dark.
âWell then? Letâs hear it.â
âEh, what? T-Thatâs kind of embarrassing to ask....â Leaning back into the chair, she shifts her gaze for a moment, bare feet pressing into the leather. It is kind of childish, but it felt right to wish for-- even if it didnât come true soon, if it did at some point..... âI...um, wished that all of us could be together again. All of us. The Phantom Thieves, and Sojiro, too.â
Sure, a new Model would be nice, but...Nah, channeling a cliche shounen protagonist came first. Anyway, moving on before this embarrasses her further.
The offer does catch her off guard. Did he really make that much off painting on the corner? Sure, she had amassed her own pocket money from coding amongst other things on the web, but that sounded pretty confidant. Futaba only snaps back into reality after he hands her the butterknife, gripping it in unsure fingers as she stares at the confection in front of her while trying to think about his request.
â..Anything? You really mean anything?â An idea festers, prompting her first slice to look a bit lopsided. So does the second. By the third, though, sheâs gotten the hang of it. Man, she wants to eat this already, but this is momentarily more important. âIf you say yes, nooo resets allowed!â Thereâs a faux threatening shake of an icing-smeared utensil in his direction. âThis is a critical dialogue option, Inari.âÂ
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i am thou, thou art i. the forbidden wisdom has been revealed. no mysteries⊠no illusions shall decieve you any longer. happy birthday futaba [2.19.19]
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âHappy Birthday, Futaba.â Itâs not as grand as it could be, certainly not reminiscent of home in the slightest. Without Sojiro here, heâs sure that sheâs felt lonely at times even though she doesnât say it. Still, heâd done his best to make sure she at least had something. A small cake with a few candles in a dimly lit room. Yusuke is nothing if not traditional in his approach as he sets the dessert in front of Futaba, onto her desk. âMake a wish.â He settles to stand in the back of her.
@necronomiconedÂ
Itâs weird. This is the first birthday sheâs had to spend away from Sojiro-- no homemade cake, no somewhat unsure but caring fatherly presence to hover over her. It feels...kind of hollow, to be honest. Not to mention there are some key friend figures missing here, which only add to it.Â
But she isnât alone, either. And that counts for something. It does help lift the feeling in her chest, even if she wonât admit it. Pushing the negative to the back of her mind, she stares at the candles intensely for a moment, fingers pressing into her chin as she closes her eyes like sheâs really thinking about it.
âBig 17, huh...Ugh, I didnât even prepare myself for this. Iâm totally underlevelled.â Still...there is one thing. More than a new harddrive, or early access to a new release. Bracing her hands on the desk, Futaba takes in a deep breath and holds it...holds it...and blows as hard as she can.
...It actually takes two tries, but thatâs not important here.
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"Inari! Seriously, what kind of teenager in 2019 doesnât pick up their phone? Youâre a disgrace to Gen Z.â
Futabaâs words have the usual bite, but her face is a lot pinker than usual. She shuffles in place, huffing softly as she twists her hands behind her back for a moment. Ugh, she actually had to come and hunt him down. Could this guy get any more troublesome?
âWhat are you even doing out here? You do know what day it is....right?â
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The first thing to load was data, starting with numbers â employee ID numbers, connected to proper names, and then, if Futaba continued to dig, their status as alive or deceased.
âDeceasedâ files led to the circumstances of their deaths â Abnormality, friendly fire, kill order issuedâŠ
Meanwhile in the physical world, Yesod remained ignorant as to the intruder in his lower processes. There was a purple scarf the same shade as his tie, so that if he bought it, it wouldnât even look out of place. If he bought it â which was the dilemma he faced. This was a dangerously self-indulgent prospect that he was considering. A scarf? Just to have a scarf? He couldnât⊠could he?
He felt a strange, sick feeling, like something was crawling around inside him, up the ribs that he didnât strictly have, and the beginnings of a dial tone sound ringing in his head.
It could only have been a sign that he should not buy the scarf.
Government files?
For this place? No, this seemed too easy for that. This place would have harder security to crack than this, for sure. ID numbers, names...employees? No names she recognized. Pulling the screen closer to her face, she adjusts her glasses, green light reflecting in slightly smudged lenses. The only sounds she can hear are the ever-present clicking of her fingers on lit-up keys, time slowing to a crawl as her teeth absentmindedly dig into her bottom lip.
Just a bit more here, and...hm. The new terms bring her pause, well-oiled cogs in her mind turning at the new revelation. Dead or Alive...an odd thing to keep on record, especially when itâs in this abundance. Like the records of that military base she hacked into that one, her curiosity only morbidly peaks further as she works her way deeper into the system.
Thereâs so much room in here, like the worlds biggest supercomputer. Just the sheer amount of data she can see almost has her drooling, and she hasnât even finished yet. Forget gigabytes, this thing is a sea of terabytes. Itâs like...a late Christmas Present, in February. If she wasnât so focused, she might giggle a little.
More importantly...before she delves any further, how easy would it be to install something here? This is pretty extensive, and the security did take a while to crack, but it seems getting in is harder than it is to stay. Just to be sure, though...a couple taps set up a few extra layers of security, just to ruin the day of anybody trying to find her.
With the power of an ungodly internet speed, Futaba watches the upload click near instantly, the entire HD MP3 file of Phoenix Ranger Featherman Râs first season opening theme song finding a place among the layers of data.Â
Click, play.
#informationpurge#( YESOD ) informationpurge.1#[RATTLES THE BARS OF THE LOCKED DATA FILES] LET ME IN...LET ME IN
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Thereâs nothing too conspicuous about a teenage girl on her laptop.
Hogging the entire bench to herself as she hunches over the sticker-plastered piece of hardware in her lap, Futabaâs fingers switch between lightly tapping the keys and moving so fast they practically blur, searching for something around here that would keep her interest. Lately, sheâs had little time or reason to work on her true calling, and all that time away can give a girl a hankering for a challenge.
Aaaand...bingo. A specific name stands out among simple lines of odd numbers and cheesily named hotspots, and with a crossing of the legs and adjusting of the glasses, she begins her dive.
âAlright, come to Mama â woah!â The strings of code unintelligible to most are so long, it actually gives her pause for a moment. Only a moment, until a grin cracks across her face, devious glint snaking into mauve eyes as she does her best mockery of knuckle-cracking.Â
She canât say she knows what the YESOD.exe is, but sheâs going to find out, even if her legs go numb. Decoding already in progress, the outside world is completely tuned out, the noise of the afternoon crowd turning into a soft buzz at the back of her skull.
Now, just whatâs hiding here....
@informationpurge
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Oh, she just wanted to return his wallet.
Heâd been hoping sheâd been someone in need of his (many) talents, or maybe a fan of his work. But he had to admit even to himself that he needed his wallet, and sheâd taken the time to track him down and return it instead of just taking it.
So really, maybe this was even better.
âYou know, I hadnât even noticed it was missing. I might have had to just rob the store, ahahahaha!â That was a joke. Probably.
And the way she was stammering was sort of cute. Naturally she must have been in awe of him. Furthermore, sheâd done him a favor, so clearly she still needed a rewardâŠ
Saphir looked back at the window, then back to the girl. Something about the way she was talking seemed to sayâŠ
â⊠Are you a gamer?â
Of course, what kind of good citizen would she be if she just left it to the hands of randos on the street? At least she knows sheâll do her best to return it...you never know what kind of people are out there. She knows that firsthand.
Whether or not that information keeps her out of trouble is, however, a different story.
Still standing there, hands outstretched, you could practically feel the crickets chirp after the supposed wisecrack. Futabaâs gaze blanks for a second, slowly registering the words themselves, before her expression slowly takes a turn away from the nervous and more into the ....unimpressed.
â...Talk about mega awkward...â Itâs a soft mumble, but itâs a mumble nonetheless. That was almost as bad as some of Yusukeâs puns. Yikes. Maybe if she just leaves it here and goes on her way  â wait, heâs talking again.
â â H-Huh?â The question earns a blink, and then she turns her head to mimic the way he looked at the store. Right, there were here, and he had been staring pretty intently at that display, now that she thinks about it. âOh, uh, yeah! I play tons, you know, like MMOs and RPGs...but I prefer sandbox games. Why?â
Talking to strange men with bad senses of humor is definitely not something she normally does, but she went looking for him, so she could at least hear him out before running off.
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> CONNECTING TO SERVER⊠> HE1R3SS has entered the chatroom.
HE1R3SS: Futaba-chan? Futaba-chan are you here? I sent you that package with my latest creation! HE1R3SS: It arrived safely, right? I paid premium to make sure it did! HE1R3SS: I think itâll look good on you! I know you had your reservations but just trust me! HE1R3SS: Have I ever steered you wrong? ( `Ď )
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>PHARA0HÂ is typing...
PHARA0H:Â You betcha, fetch-quest complete!
PHARA0H: And woah...this box is pretty fancy. Are you super sure about this?
PHARA0H: I mean, itâs not the first time and all, but Iâm probably not the best model for this type of stuff...donât you want someone with a little more boom! And oomph!
PHARA0H:Â It does look really nice, though....
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SUBVERSION.
Futaba is a shut-in who stopped attending school due to bullying from other students because of her intelligence. She lives with her older brother Robin, who supports them both, and who she taught to hack. She frequents internet forums and chatrooms, where she met and befriended Kougyoku. She only tends to leave her house either with her brother or when heâs not home and she gets the urge to visit her favourite stores. Not quite as traumatized, so she tends to be more open from the get-go. That being said, strangers face-to-face still make her kind of nervous.
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