my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor
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happy oct 3rd everyone
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Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell
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a little belated but shhhhh
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im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine
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A.K.A. VI AND VANDER
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🤒👊💥
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~ 👮🏻Ms. Kiramman, Sheriff of Piltover👮🏻 ~
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My wife my mother my husband my girlfriend-
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Murderbot September day 3: (Alternative prompt) “I don’t like you.” / “I know.”
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I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...
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That little house you see in eye exams.
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preservation humans
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