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save me meronia dj ... dj meronia save me

(Round Room // Hide and Seek // 074w)

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i could see no-Kira-AU mello posting on the “am i the asshole” subreddit but i think unless everyone immediately and unanimously agreed with his insanity (which imo would come through in his post if this was a near-related issue, and i think it has to be if he's vexed enough to turn to AITA) he would declare the whole subreddit stupid and remind himself that he's sooooooo much smarter than the average person and should never have sought the opinion of the foolish masses anyway.

actually though. i could still see him going back and posting again even if people said he was the asshole. perhaps near finds out about this and makes a few burners just so he can comment on things like “my coworker (19M) is trying to sabotage me (21M), AITA for spitting in his food?” with “no i think you should spit in his food more, that'll show him.” and things like “my coworker (19M) asked me (21M) on a date, but it was obviously a joke. AITA for telling him i hope he dies alone?” with “i think you should have actual sex with him, as a joke, in revenge.”

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AU where mello comes back from the dead and everything is completely 100% the same with him EXCEPT that every time he lies, a little blurb appears over his head with a fact check so like. he makes some outlandish, exaggerated declaration of how much he HATES near and NEVER wants to see him again, and whoever he's talking to can see the thing above his head that says MOSTLY FALSE: while he still harbors some lingering resentment for near, his feelings can no longer be classified as hatred, if they ever could. additionally, he misses near like a limb and wants him carnally. and this literally wouldn't be a problem if mello would just stop bringing near up unprompted but he's physically incapable of that so he goes around telling on himself repeatedly until near somehow catches wind of it and arranges to meet him so he can be like :) mello do you miss me. and mello scoffs Of Course I Don't Miss You, You're Gross And Annoying. and then the fact check over his head goes FALSE: he loves you and wants to fuck you so bad it makes him look stupid. the only thing i can't decide is if it's funnier if mello knows about the fact checks and just can't stop digging his own grave unprompted or if he's completely oblivious that he's going around unaware that he's baring his soul to anyone who will listen.

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umm, canon

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NO because the Lawlight/Meronia + L-Mello italicized parallels continue to make me insane because BOTH L AND MELLO ARE SUN CODED. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. DO YOU GET IT. GOT TOO CLOSE AND IMPLODED WHILE THE MOON WAS LEFT TO LANGUISH IN THEIR ABSENCE SCRUBBED OF THEIR GLOW.

Light and Near are the moon. The light of the sun reflected their flaws, yes, but without it they can't be seen at all. The glory is gone, all that is left is dust and devastation. They will never love again that final supernova scarred them too badly do you GET IT—

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I want it that way…

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List Of Media Where Something Fucked Up Happens To The Moon

despicable me (moon theft)

miraculous ladybug (moon split in half)

hermitcraft (moon big)

feel free to add

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I wonder if Light ever used the 'Parentless behaviour' insult against L at some point.

L: *handcuffs him and Light together*

Light: "This some parentless behaviour Ryuzaki."

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archaeological dig through my DMs w/ empress and through my own notes is turning up some gems

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if light just said he was gay and swapped out the porno mags for GAY porno mags he would have gotten away with everything, i believe that with my entire being

“why does he have so much to hide” gay, next question. “why does he act so strange around L sometimes” gay, next question. “why is he so perfect and meticulous” gay, next question.

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Ryuk and Near deserved more interaction. Become besties purely for the sake of annoying Light. The "it's unbelievably fun winding him up" squad.

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why is this near to mello

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Once more thinking and obsessing over the mirrored dynamics of Lawlight and Meronia where a lil skrunkly with big ole eyeballs that you can see the depths of your own soul in and yet not even a hint of what goes on in the mind beneath sits all curled up in front of his many screens and fidgets and hunts down the little arrogant golden prince of their mind who is constantly running from them just to chase something darker that will eventually kill them and swallow many other people along with them in the process and how the lil skrunklies want to find and contain the lil princes not out of any moral standing but because they prefer them where they can watch and hold them at all times whenever they want forever

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what i find so funny is when mikami made the announcement that kira will kill lazy people now even light was like “girl what the fuck”

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near: supportive spouse

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any wammy’s kid born after 1983 can't succeed L. all they know is join the mafia, do lines of coke, twerk, be bisexual, eat chocolate & lie