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His touch was comforting and calmed her until he said no. “No? You talk to me like a kid.” She was annoyed cause she was woman. “Neal you are a genius! I can’t believe I didn’t think of that.” She said squirting both flavors into the cone. “Taste?” She held the plastic spoon up to him to take a bite and then she tried it off the same spoon and thought about how they both got to experience it together even down to the same spoon. “Mmm, Flamin’ mama likey.” She grins at him. 

 “ I can’t take all the credit you can thank sonic.” Yee thats the one sonic would be proud you betta bring your derby rollers.” He laughed. “Ya know the pretzel stand has hot sauce if you really wanna make it flamingo iMEAN flamin’.”

THE SAM’S CLUB CLUB.

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“Aye!” He touched both her shoulders comfortingly. “No.” He winked. “You’ll Be alright.” He turned her around and walked her back to her stand. “Now let’s make 3 flavors out of these two like the genius I am!” He giggles. “Cherry limeade. What?! Brilliant.”

THE SAM’S CLUB CLUB.

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“Every body buckle up!” He smiled at Khaleesi and kissed her hand that was inter locked with his. “The more the merrier! Marryher find a wife.” He looked in the rear view mirror at Andie. “Where even is Sam’s club? What even is sams club?” Neal asked after they’d been driving for 15 minutes.

THE SAM’S CLUB CLUB.

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Miss Darbus summoned her fave ship to help her gather some supplies for the school fall festival because she was procrastinating and now it was crunch time and she had to show face to the parents and still manage to get things done via her boy Neal who could drive his own car she gave them her sams card and the school credit card and handed them the list she has hastily just wrote. “don’t have a worry in the world miss darbus I got you.” He grinned at khaleesi. ““we got you.”

THE SAM’S CLUB CLUB.

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THE SAM’S CLUB CLUB.

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“Chandler…” Roblyn flashback to the hideous stink eye she was getting from Chandler on the staircase. “Neal can I get Andie’s number?”  she was hesitant to ask cause she didn’t want him thinking that she liked Andie or Andie thinking she liked him, liked him. She reached her phone out and Neal added him to her contact. “Thx.” She tossed her phone on her bed.

Smiling watching Neal finish the lines. “If ya ever want to share anything I’m your girl.” She smiled and wouldn’t mind even sharing the flu if it was from him. Roblyn laughed small cause she liked layaway. “YeHa, P0or. bye-bye…” She closed the door and took care of herself.

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At first Roblyn screamed like she got caught naked by not Andie but then she let out a thrilling scream like Neal was going to fill in for his friend. “What am I supposed to do?” She watched Neal basically sing a song of the top of his head and it came so naturally and cringy just like something Khaleesi would do. “Did I get him in trouble with his psycho mother? Boy I thought it was a cyclone down stairs…I don’t know if there’s anything left of that guy now.” She stood up. “You can shut the door if you want.” She smiled but knew he’d be leaving back to princess melancholy any second now.

“I guess…just bummed. Is Andie ok?” She said tossing that crusty old random condom in the trash. “I could have prevented this.” She sighed grabbing her silky merlot robe covering up. “I shoulda took him up the middle rubba or not.” She mocked his accent. “Why am I such a square!”  No matter which she chose condom or not it was a damned if you do an don’t situation. “Well at least he had a line. You wanna nostril sift one?”

“Oh love a pretty girl like you could sit apron whom evah she wants given there isn’t a lady already sitting there.” He winked. “you could be shaggin’ in the next five minutes if you really wanted you’ve got boys in your phone that’d Kill for it. No it wasn’t you it was Chandla I swear she’s a baby but she’s the complete opposite of Cherub.” 

Neal stood in the door way. “He will be, he’s tougher than you’d wreckin.” Neal assured. “Oh no dear they were coming for him regardless of if he was cummin’ in you.” Neal tsk tsked. “Looks like you already prevented something.” He spoke of the used condom. “Aye looks goo on you.” He grinned. “the robe and the accent.” Neal looked like he opened a present. “what’d a we have hearaaaa? For me? Awh you shouldnt’ve.” Neal grabbed the cut straw and did the two remaining lines. “Yep That’ll do.” He inhaled through his nose deep and smiled standing up. “It’s been a pleasure… well not for you it’s not been all things considering your lay got taken away.” Neal giggled. “Layaway… Poor.” He laughed as he left.

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Chandler was shook and her core tightened as Andrew looked at her before he was basically forced in to the bathroom with his mom and Brad. The racket coming out into the bakery’s dining room made a few customers get up and leave like they were watching Art the clown.

It felt like a year came and gone before Andrew was allowed to exit the bathroom. Chandler watched as he was led out of the bathroom by his neck and she experienced a feeling of questionable guilt? especially when he looked at her like that. Once they were out the door she gulped and her pupils were dilated because she felt as if she done something wrong and she hated feeling wrong it ate at her like bugs on a corpse.

Chandler glanced over at Nealeesi. “i-i-I didn’t know they were going to do that. I think they hurt him in there…like maybe we should call someone about that. He could get a worker for his case and I’m pretty sure we’re all witnesses here. Right guys?”

Neal hated to hear it all go down and just have to sit there and let it but he knew Andie wouldn’t appreciate it if Neal intervened because it’s just get him into worse trouble because Andie would abide by his mother regardless. Neal looked at Chandler and shook his head. “You’ve done enough.” He looked at her with distain. “Not cool, Chandla, not cool.” Neal walked up stairs to tell Roblyn as to not leave a bro’s girl hangin. He opened the surprisingly unlocked door. “Roblyn-” Neal stopped seeing Roblyn open eagle. “Mh.” He did a small foot stomp. “Thought I’d let you know they’ve crucified Andie his only crime was lovin’” Neal sighed. “Sorry love. Just hated the thought of a girl sitting up here waiting on a man who’d had no choice but to leave but if he had it his way I know he woulda stayed all night long if he could’ve.” He grinned small. “Ya Right?” Aka you all right.

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“Ah Darling that’s unbelievable! You’re gonna be fantastic! they’re gonna replace OG Flo hands down I know it.” He said confidently with his arm around Khaleesi as he leaned back comfortably in the booth snuggled to his lover. “I could live with blonde.” Neal said leaned in looking at her admiring her and bunny nose nealed Flirting with her. “Aye We got our Riznuckie right here nice one guys this ought to be loads of fun!” Neal winked as he sipped his root beer. “You never know what could blossom in the arts ya know it’s emotional.” Neal gestured Andie to think about getting closer to Roblyn.

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“Aye!” Neal shouted from the rolled down window of his challenger and summoned Andie over and Andie got in the passenger seat after he pulled on the door and Neal had forgotten to unlock it Andie rolled his eyes cause it made him madder than it should’ve “Oh wait, hold on.” Neal unlocked it. “Yeaa!!!” Neal said as Andie got in cause he was excited. “Hey!” Neal said happily and just looked at Andie. “What?” Andie said cause could tell something was up. Neal smiled “I Did it.” Neal giggled and Andie just looked at him “ Lo hicimos! Way to go Dora!” Andie mocked him mostly out of envy. “With who?” Andie asked. “I’m not supposed to say it’s Khaleesi Carter.” Neal gossiped. 

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