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This.

i’m not linking the book synopsis because i hate her and i don’t want to give anyone the site traffic for her hateful decisions but jk rowling is releasing a book where a cis man dresses as a muslim woman so he can murder people and it’s so cruel and disgusting and blatantly transphobic and islamophobic and fuck jkr and fuck anyone who continues to agree with her violent bigotry or even defend her she’s pushing and monetizing false rhetoric that demonizes incredibly vulnerable groups of people who are exponentially more likely to be murdered than to murder and will do nothing but give bigots license to harm people they see as not conforming to their antiquated and damaging ideas of gender expression and religious dress fuck her so much

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NCT Dream Reload Redesign

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Your lying if you say you ain’t crying .... Mark Lee saw his friends after 8 years

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Say thank you to Jopping MARK LEE, Shut Up and Dance MARK LEE and SuperCar MARK LEE

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they’ve had no chill since predebut

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“Why u smiling at ur phone???”

BITCH CUZ MY BESTFRIEND AND I ARE FUNNY AF

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The stroy of Pinut yammy

‪Jungwoo: Pinut butter is yammy ‬

‪Mark: who’s gonna tell him? ‬

‪Mark: *Walks to Jungwoo* listen buddy that’s not how you spell— ‬

‪Doyoung: *panic* DONT YOU DARE! ‬

‪Nctzen+Nct: *tackles Mark* ‬

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Nct at a party somewhere

Jisung: Hyung what is an alchoholic

Taeyong: you see those 4 Chenle over there.

Taeyong: An alcoholic would see 8.

Jisung: But there’s only one Chenle...

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Taeyong w Dream

Taeyong: *talking about new MV idea*

ok so are we ready for this DOPE idea? (Hits the woah) I think the rap is pretty lit (starts milli Rocking) and then after that you guys could do this dance (doing the shoot) this will SLAY and it’s gonna be GUCCI. You guys this is gonna be SAVAGE, this MV is gonna be so WOKE, it’s gonna make people YEET your way!

*Renjun leans over to Haechan*

Rj: How high do you think he is?

HC: I don’t think he’s high... I think he’s sleep deprived. He was talking to is reflection and calling it Troy last night.

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Wayv nights

Lucas: I need 5$

Ten: you know if you put a kids tooth under your pillow the thoot fairy will leave you 10$

* Lucas with pliers trying to pull out Yangyangs tooth *

Kun: *walks in*

Kun: *Walks out*

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Wayv things

*To everyone*

Kun: clean the kitchen before I get back

*leaves*

*Realizes mistake*

*Runs back*

- mean while -

Yy: Bet you cant fit you butt in the oven!

HD: WATCH ME! *sticks his butt in the oven*

HD: SEE!.. wait im stuck

LC: BRO YOUR BUNS stuck IN THE OVEN ?

* Kun walks in *

Kun: I WAS LITERALLY GONE FOR 5 MINS.

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Nct 127 as things I’ve said

Taeyong: I think I’m pregnant again, but like I’ve never had intercourse. Wait it could be a good baby.

Taeil: I’ve had to pee for the past four hours, but we aren’t home. I only pee in my own toilet.

Johnny: So I was going up the stairs today with my hot chocolate, and when I got to my class I noticed I had RIPPED MY PANTS. So I used my books to hind my Hole.

Winwin: ...

Mark: All I’ve been eating is ramen cuz I can’t cook for life, and now I’m Constipated.

Haechan: fuck me mark lee! WAIT NO I MEANT FUCKING mark lee! OMG NO MARK fucking LEE is what I meant!! *Autocorrect hates me*

Yuta: I only use pads... tampons scare me I don’t want them to get lost...

Jaehyun: *gets up from chair to fast* GUYS I think someone drugged me with ACID!

Doyoung: -mom: you have to marry someday- NO ill just MARRY the frigid AT LEAST I’ll love it for ITS INSIDE AND OUTSIDE!

Jungwoo: Do you think if I eat a rainbow my pee will be colorful?

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taeyong (wakey wakey) — NCT 127 1st JAPAN Tour

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It actually turned out no horrible

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Chicago concert Nct127

IF anyone is selling P1 tickets PLEASE contact me !! This will literally be my only chance to see them

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So like this was a 30 sec vid but I gave up half way :’)

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Took me 7 hrs :’)