nb-queer
I pink therefore I ham
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Moss | major | queer | he/they/ze/any | Mainly reblogs, but I post my own things occasionally (under the tag #finally my own shit) | tags #save for later and #useful links are to avoid posts getting lost in the sauce
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nb-queer · 5 days ago
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It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..
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nb-queer · 5 days ago
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My family never put much priority on my comfort or happiness. I'm slow to wake up, and I grew up thinking that I hate mornings. My sister is the type of a person who is as wide awake as she'll be all day as soon as her eyes snap open, and when we were teenagers she used to wake me up on school days by tossing the dog at me (our old Tessa was enough of a terrier to always land on her feet, claws first, and could be tossed like a cat) and waking up every day having to wrestle a dog's tongue out of my mouth before I could open my eyes was Not Nice.
My family would berate me for being too sensitive, dramatic, or even downright manipulative, for being able to burst into tears first thing in the morning.
When my boyfriend wakes up before me, he takes meticulous care not to wake me up. He climbs out of bed so cautiously and slowly, gets dressed without turning on the light, and sits quietly in the dark of our one-room apartment until my alarm rings or I wake up on my own. This morning, I woke up to notice that the room was softly lit in a way I didn't recognise, and saw the love of my life quietly gaming in the light of a storm lantern.
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I love mornings.
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nb-queer · 5 days ago
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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly
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nb-queer · 5 days ago
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Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.
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nb-queer · 5 days ago
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I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:
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(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)
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nb-queer · 3 months ago
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sorry but can we please accept that human beings are not particularly sexually dimorphic or do i have to live in the culture war until i fucking die
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nb-queer · 3 months ago
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internet pro tip, you can go to ANY internet browser, type in "tiny kitty cat", then click on images. you gotta try it
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nb-queer · 5 months ago
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stolas tugging the disguise down to hide blitz better. blitz holding stolas in his lap. stolas peering up at blitz from the couch looking so fucking sad. blitz's little "go on" wave when stolas automatically looks to him for permission to go dance. it's about the familiarity despite the hurt. it's about loving someone and being angry with them but being unwilling to let either overrule the other. it's about being unable to stop caring even if it might be easier on both of you. i am sobbing facedown on the floor
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nb-queer · 5 months ago
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as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"
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nb-queer · 5 months ago
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not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting
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nb-queer · 5 months ago
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White Feminism
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nb-queer · 5 months ago
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WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!
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nb-queer · 5 months ago
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nb-queer · 5 months ago
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fnb memphis
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nb-queer · 6 months ago
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pov: you're waking up and it's june 1st
(happy pride month yall!)
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nb-queer · 6 months ago
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nb-queer · 6 months ago
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Transgender frog gets hop surgery
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