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little mac finds his lost cat (based off this idea)
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Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever.
Like at first, wow this looks nice:
How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.
… And then you find the floorplan:
Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place).
This is your enterance:
Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks.
It comes with such stunning features as:
Creepy ass long murder hallways.
A room with many doors (all closets).
A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.
And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.
I hope you like wine, A LOT.
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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
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You approach a short, fluffy merchant at the end of the stalls. She opens her arms graciously, offering you a deal. (Ember offers to demonstrate, according to popularity) Which would you prefer? A cherry-red plug for her tight butt, or a sky-blue dildo with a firm knot?
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