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Cigarette Burns
this is the big one, folks! John Carpenter is IN the house! Everyone says it's the best one, so here we go.
UDO KIER OMGGGGGG
obviously the music FUCKS SEVERELY!
Omg I think I know the plot of this because someone was looking for this on r/tipofmytongue lol.
Already, yeah, best episode. Hands down. Even Imprint is not as awesome.
btw I wanna watch La Fin Absolue du Monde I think I can handle it.
10/10
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Deer Woman
Lets see what criminal John Landis will bring us.
Nice start, objectifying a woman and making so to let us know she's native american while doing that.
can I just say, this show is reminding me of how bad objectification was, we've come a long way, turns out.
FUCK ME THE SUPPOSEDLY NATIVE AMERCIAN WOMAN IS JUST A WHITE MINEIRA! She's literally from Uberlândia, what the fuck, I look more native than her.
me when Joe Dante has G. A. Romero on a grave and Mick Garris has a Stephen King novel on a desk: HA NICE REFERENCE
Me when John Landis references An American Werewolf in London: cheap bitch.
I'm convinced this episode was the reason Stephen Graham Jones wrote The Only Good Indians.
That's a zero, brother. It sucks
0/10
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Homecoming
Heeeyyyu it's Joe Dante! Hi Joe!!!!
anyway it starts with a full moon so I already think it's werewolves.
Oh is this political? Great!! It's Iraq war and Bush administration themed.
Ok its not werewolves. The bodies of US soldiers are coming back to life after the war, ok this is interesting.
OMG THEY COME BACK FROM THE DEAD BECAUSE THEY WANT TO VOTE! BRO! I love it!
7/10 because it dragged a bit too long, could have been 30 min easy
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Chocolate
Ok this one is by the creator of the show himself, Mick Garris! Let's see what he has for us.
The tasteful placement of Stephen King's Desperation. I see you Mick lol.
Can I just say, the music in this show is awesome, I keep saying Y2K rights, this show is making me so nostalgic.
On more of a bleak note of Y2K the distain for fat people, fuck that.
BRO I AM SCREAMING???? WHAT IS GOING ON? AM I SUPPOSE TO NOT FIND THIS HOT????? I think it's awesome, I am obsessed!!!!!
So the guy is experiencing someone else's life, tasting chocolate, listening to soft music and shit but here is the thing, he experienced the person getting fucked by a hot asian man, and he looked so scared. Lol. The next morning he starts talking about how he felt humiliated but also so full of love. I'M SCREAMING. ok the show wants me to think that he's in love with the woman whose life he was experiencing but I think the protagonist is trans and wants to be her and be fucked by a hot asian man.
How is this episode so good???? Bro is experiencing clitorial orgasms for the first time and losing his mind!!!!!
Anyway obviously the second half of the episode is dumb, he finds the woman and says he's in love with her, she correctly clocks him as a creep and since she is a badass woman, she seduces him and tries to kill him, but he ends up killing her. It's silly, and makes no sense, it should have just being about him deciding to transition.
9/10 because honestly took me for the ride of a lifetime
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Jennifer
LETS GOOOOOO ITS DARIO ARGENTO'S TURN!
Alright there's some kinky shit going on here. I like it!
Ok the cat death at least is EXTREMELY funny.
i can't get over the glee with which this show is willing to brutally kill kids. I love stuff like this.
5/10 for the freaky shit
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Dance of the Dead
RICHARD MATHESON TOBE HOOPER AND MUSIC BY BILLY CORGAN???????
BRO I AM SEATED!
Gay sex!!!!?! IM SO HAPPY?????
ROBERT ENGLUND OMG IM HAVING AN INCREDIBLE TIME!!!!!!! ALSO NB INCLUSIVE SPEACH!
So it's some sort of apocaliptic situation, and as always there are biker gangs. Nice.
yeah burning the diseased bodies still alive, very Dick Matheson!
This part about the teenagers feels like a song written by Jim Steinman.
Bro, do you think Terrance Zdunich watched this and never recovered?
10/10 I'm having a strong reaction to this, it's INSANELLY good
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Dreams in the Witch House
ok this same story has been adapted in Cabinet of Curiosities and I loved it there. We'll see here, I tend to really like lovecraft adaptations despite not liking his woks.
YAAAAY ITS STUART GORNON MY PAL SUART GORDON! This is fun! I like the rats, I like the weird shit.
I wanna see for once a creature trick a mindlessly horny girl instead of guy into sex by turning into her crush.
Yeah this episode was kinda boring, I liked the Cabinet of Curiosities version so much more.
5/10
i liked that he actually really killed the baby, that was fun
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Incident On and Off a Mountain Road
ngl I don't know this director. Started off well.
already the early 2000s ADR is sending me (complimentary)
omg Judge Holden, how you been, Loca?!?!?!
the 2000s really were hell for people with photosensitivity or epilepsy. No one cared.
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MAN FUCKING GORGEOUS! THE BODIES CRUCIFIED AND THE BOON SHINING THROUGH THE EMPTY EYE SOCKET?!?!? AAAAAAA
oh its a texas chainsaw rip off.
Cute early 2000s feminism, where the girl is a badass, very nostalgic.
7/10
points deducted for the excessive strobe light, but I actually loved this.
Edit: ITS THE DIRECTOR OF THE PHANTASM FRANCHISE I LOVE HIM!
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fuck it I'm gonna watch Masters of Horror and give ranks for every episode, this blog is now basically Natt Watches Anthology Shows
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NG S03 E15 - How to Cure the Common Vampire
And this will be the last episode of Night Gallery as well as probably the last post on this account.
Hum this is a one minute long thing in which a man is pointing a stake to a vampire's heart and asks if his assistant is sure, and the assistant answers "Well it couldn't hurt"
And that is the end of Night Gallery, folks.
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NG S03 E15 - Hatred Unto Death
We start with a couple of white people in a safari in "Africa" again. They meet a group of indigenous people who ended up trapping a gorilla.
OMG THE GORILLA IS A PERSON IN A SUIT!!!! I AM DYING!!!!
I can't believe we are gonna end this great series on two consecutive episodes of white people in "Africa".
Anyway the guy decides to take the gorilla away to try to discover why they hate each other without having ever met before.
Oh shit look at this montage of the gorilla thinking about all the creatures in nature and then the creations of human hands that destroy such nature.
So the gorilla only hates the husband, not the wife. And they theorize that there is some blood memory from past lives involved. There is this bizarre scene where the gorilla takes her wedding ring from her and then escapes and attacks her.
Anyway the husband and the gorilla kill each other.
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NG S03 E14 - The Doll of Death
This takes place in "Africa" like generic place in "Africa" where most people are black but the rich white people come to make parties.
There is this sort of free spirit-ish white girl getting married to a man she doesn't love. The man who she is in love with comes back to take her away from the party, and the groom is angry of course, and decides to use a voodoo doll against him.
The girl knows exactly what is happening although no one believes her.
So she resorts to her African friend, but he had already tried to help and ended up being killed. Of course, the sacrificial n word trope strikes again.
She starts to act as if she ran away from her lover back to her groom to try to stop him. But he asks her to end the voodoo doll as a proof. She uses this moment to trade the ring of her lover on the doll for his, and he himself finishes the doll, killing himself.
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NG S03 E12 - Death on a Barge
Rod says this episode is a vampire story but not to conjure Bela Lugosi or Chris Lee. I just mention this because I find it neat, and also proves he has watched the Hammer films so every time the mood reminds me of hammer it isn't a coincidence.
OH THIS IS DIRECTED BY LEONARD NIMOY???
Oh it takes place on a port, I love port creatures.
Everything is shot in this soft haze, and it has a siren like seductress.
Ok so the boy and the seductress ar actually in love, she can't be out during daytime, and she says her father is the opposite. Yeah in the boat where she lives there is a one legged captain.
Anyway there is this other girl who is in love with this boy so she goes to investigate the boat and finds the vampire girl.
So she can't go to him because she can't cross the water, but since the my are draining the canal and once it's drained she promises to go to him.
I... is this an allegory for homosexuality??? It's the way he says "I knew all those stories about you but I love tou" and "I can't go through with it tonight, because I'm afraid but I do love you" it's very gay?
But then he decides to go back to his girlfriend, it's like the 80's gay horror films where the gay evil force is defeated and the twink has a girlfriend, you know.
No question this is about gays. But her father kills her just when they are about to do it.
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NG S03 E11 - Something in the Woodwork
A lady is having a man over to fix somethings in her house, and she asks him to try to unlock the attic where a man died in the past, but he is very hesitant to open it.
TAKE A SHOOOT!
Oh she wants to fuck the ghost? Good for her! Am I gonna have to make a ghostfucker tag here? It's the second time in this series that a woman wants to fuck a ghost.
Anyway she has her ex husband for dinner that night and he rejects her.
The ghost is a shadow in the woodworks of the house, and it just wants to be left alone, but she asks him to kill her ex husband.
OH A HANDHELD CAMERA! THATS NOT USUAL IN THIS SERIES!
SO THE GHOST KILLS THE EX AND TRADES PLACES WITH HIM! AND THEN HE DECIDES TO KILL HER FOR NOT LEAVING HIM IN THE PEACE OF THE WOODWORK!
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NG S03 E10 - The Ring with the Red Velvet Ropes
Oh this is about boxing.
A boxing champion is transported to a mansion without any knowledge about what is happening.
So hum, this rich guy wants to fight everyone who is good at boxing. His wife advises him to lose the match on purpose but he refuses.
So they fight and the champion kills the husband because no one steps into the fight to stop him. Then the dead man's body turns to an old body and disappear. Now the champion will be doomed to fight forever until he loses.
So a bit like A Game of Pool basically but with box.
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NG S03 E09 - She'll be Company for You
LEONARD NIMOY????
Oh there is a very nice cut from him in the funeral to him at home.
So his wife died and the wife's best friend gives him a cat.
He starts hallucinating that the cat is a big cat destroying everything, at the sound of a bell that someone offscreen is ringing.
Finally he starts going mad, takes a knife and goes after the cat. Unable to get it, he gives up and kills himself.
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NG S03 E08 - Finnegan's Flight
Burgess Meredith is an inmate in a prison, he keeps his head on the clouds and is bullied by his mates.
The jail psychiatrist is trying to understand why he is so imaginative, so he allows another inmate to hypnotize him, and they realize he is exceptionally suggestible, to the point that if he dips his fingers in cold water believing it to be hot, his fingers will get blistered.
The next day they hypnotize him to believe he is flying on a plane, because he is fascinated by them. But he flies too high, starts losing air and get his skin burned. But when they tell him to come back down he crashes the whole room explodes with his crash.
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