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Alright @pmseymourva.. you know where this belongs

Say snom.. What flavour of shaved ice flavouring would you like me to cover you in.. Blueberry, Blackberry, Strawberry, Banana, Chocolate? What would you like?

All of them.

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Ohh.. the shade! The shade is powerful here!

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Look at the little blue beans!!

(One time skip later)

Everyone,

I present to you all,

They have not left their mother’s side currently...💙💜

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Kiss Wife

Ohh @pmseymourva​, you silly sausage, The kiss wife ability was from the ps3 game “Heavy Rain”

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Aww.. look at the little elf momma petting her tall son go.

And here you see small elf mom patting her giant clay son.

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@pmseymourva I hope you put this up on a tumblr video on your youtube page buddy.

Hey there Cyana, I gotta wonder on something. If you had to date a superhero who would you date.. it can be any of the well known superheroes or a obscure one that you like.

My freebie is Captain America >>

Same

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So.. this is what happens when you have too much time on your hands but spend it doing a super shotload long compilation.. You glorious bastard I love it!

Set it as a premiere on YT so yall can chat and see who can last the longest, now, going to do what everyone told me.

Go sleep for a while :'D

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Are you kidding me... are you absolutely kidding me?! A 5 year old, becomes a sex offender for hugging someone..?! HUGGING SOMEONE!! Ladies and Gentlemen, this is why the current lifestyle we're having is currently flawed so much that a kid not only being 5 years old is also autistic gets slapped with being a sex offender making him in the future unable to get into college, get a job or even likely travel outside of his own country!! I just can not believe that such a thing is even possible and is allowed to happen when it's only a fecking hug!! A HUG!!! In my years of being here.. I may be going onto 29 years but when I was 5 being a kid giving fellow classmates a hug was perfectly acceptable as it builds friendships and connections with your school friends.. but now seeing this.. This generation is gonna be fucked in the ass because of stupid shit like this happening! I hope this gets reversed and the boys parents sue the school for these actions!

Slippery slope is no longer a fallacy

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Good to see you sharing the Eurovision Spirit @8bitmickey

MIKI JSKSJSJSJSKS

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Personally, the one best way, just slap your kid on the butt, no rulers, wooden spoons or any other tools like that. I happened to me once and i never went outta line after that.

Two parents in Washington state have been found guilty of murder after following the abusive parenting techniques advocated in the parenting book “To Train Up a Child”

MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING 

Some of the discipline techniques the Pearls teach include:

Using plastic tubing to beat children, since it hurts a lot but leaves fewer marks to alert authorities

Wearing the plastic tubing around the parent’s neck as a constant reminder to obey

“Swatting” babies as young as six months old with instruments such as “a 12-inch willowy branch,” thinner plastic tubing or a wooden spoon

“Blanket training” babies by hitting them with an instrument if they try to crawl off a blanket on the floor

Beating older children with rulers, paddles, belts and larger tree branches

“Training” children with pain before they even disobey, in order to teach total obedience

Giving cold water baths, putting children outside in cold weather and withholding meals as discipline

Hosing off children who have potty training accidents

Inflicting punishment until a child is “without breath to complain.”

Please sign the petition in the article for Amazon to stop carrying books that advocate for child abuse and torture and signal boost. They need several thousand more signatures.

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Dude.. Binging with Babish did a video about this too!

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Umm.. excuse me? This site.. This very website.. Nominated?... Nominated?!

Are you fucking kidding me? This site shouldn’t even be nominated for any awards ever since you guys fucked with the site to begin with.. 

Not helping with the pornbots who still to this day hide within the safe tags, White supremacists and Nazi’s roaming around freely while you sit there with your billion dollar thumbs stuck up your asses not giving a fuck about us! Removing NSFW accounts when you should have placed the NSFW side of things an option to be locked freely by us.. The Users!

If you think you deserve a webby or whatever website award you think you should deserve.. take that award and bash your dumb minded skulls in!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

And FUCK YOU!!

We’re nominated for a Webby!

Actually, you’re nominated for a Webby. A Webby for the Best Community on the entire internet. And you really deserve it. You’re the most passionate, caring community of people. You come together to fight for net neutrality, have celebrated yourselves and signal-boosted others in the #BlackExcellence365 tag, and showed up strong during the National Voter Registration Day to make sure your voices were heard in the U.S. mid-term elections. 

In between the serious stuff, you have some serious fun. You make Mishapocolypse trend on Tumblr every single year, go buck wild with your ships, and we guess the BTS fans are kinda-sorta passionate, too…seeing as it’s been proven impossible for any other K-pop group to bump them from their No. 1 trending spot on our weekly Top K-Pop lists. 

The last day to vote is April 18, so there’s still time to head on over, tap a few buttons, and ensure your seventh Best Community win. It only takes a minute.

Happy voting!

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Introducing...filters!

Have you ever wanted to double your dog?

How about double your doubled dogs?

Good news! You can do just that, and so much more, with the new camera filters in your Tumblr app.

You now have rainbow filters, a glitch filter, and a neat building blocks filter, filters with mirror effects, and a few more. There’s a dozen waiting to be used on your photos, GIFs, and videos now.

To access these filters, simply:

Open up the Tumblr app (make sure you’ve updated to version 13.1 or later).

Tap the pencil at the bottom of your screen to open the post flower.

Select the GIF, photo, or video post type.

Tap the camera at the top of your screen.

See that disco ball? Tap it with care and open the door to your 12 new best filter friends.

Enjoy! 

Like what you see? Take your best filter pics, tag them #tumblrfilters, and post them to your Tumblr to show them off to the whole community. The #tumblrfilters search is already bubbling with glitchy skies and rainbow dogs.

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I actually want to try out those jelly doughnuts. As in the jelly doughnuts shaped like onigiri and not the actual onigiri.

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"You know that I can faster than you can Mr Bolt."

you know what to do

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Get this kid a real life! Stop his forced drag queen life people!

Really? Y’all are seriously going to claim that it’s “homophobic” to be concerned about an 11 year old boy dancing for the enjoyment of grown ass men at an adults only event in exchange for money?

Bitch, many of the people calling this shit out are LGBT themselves. Because it’s fucking creepy.

Allow me to reiterate. An 11 year old boy performed in drag at a gay club for men several times his age, at an event that was explicitly for people aged 21 or over, in exchange for money. You seriously don’t see anything wrong with that? This is the kind of shit that homophobic pundits would use against us.

YOU SHOULD BE OUTRAGED ABOUT THIS! THERE’S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT THIS SITUATION! THERE’S NOTHING THAT SHOULD BE CELEBRATED HERE!

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Reblogging this!!

Why Did They Come?