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Australian: making my way down town
Australian: walking fast
Magpie: aggressive bird noises
Australian: walking faster
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Man piles toppings (sour cream, guacamole, meat, cheese, salsa) on a single tortilla chip and carefully places it in a tupperware container for lunch and dies in an earthquake the end
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hey guys i’m starting school soon so if anyone wants to come to my house and kill me that would be cool
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I love saying “there’s no way to know.” about things where there’s a way to know
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you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*
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