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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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a gift for my gf

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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flower friends

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A thread of Fundraiser of Congo and Sudan

Gfm to support Congolese non profits like focus Congo and Friends of the Congo

Help @/Godlessdyke's family escape Genocide

Another Gfm that supports friends of the Congo to help Congolese people and Children!

Help Leon, a Congolese refugee and his family

Help 4 Sudanese families

Support Rasheed's family journey to safety

Help Hiba's family

Support Isra's education in Egypt

Support for Sudanese Refugees in Cairo

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every word in this post is linked with a donation match post. please donate and reblog! it's updated frequently (17.06) - check my pinned.

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Transparent pins taken from the Arquives' button collection!

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I am consumed by fear that my mother might die in Gaza while I am far away, unable to help her. The thought of her suffering alone in such a dangerous place breaks my heart. I feel so helpless and terrified, knowing I can't be there to protect her or bring her to safety. Every day is filled with anxiety and dread, as I hope and pray for her survival amidst the chaos.

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tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

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Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

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People be like oh you’re in your 20s you have a whole life to live but I already feel as if I’ve missed every opportunity and made all the wrong decisions and it’s just fucked now

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Company

Summary: Nathan and you are strangers who end up sharing a hotel room together.

You were checking in way later than you had planned after your flight was canceled, postponed, and every other type of scheduling change that could happen to it did after a storm had disrupted your path.

It was 2 in the morning and you felt utterly miserable as you tiredly dragged your luggage through the lobby of the nice hotel that you were supposed to be sleeping in tonight. Emphasis on supposed to.

Because as soon as you approached the front desk, the concierge tells you that there are no rooms available for tonight.

"I have a reservation for tonight though."

The concierge doesn't even flinch as they repeat the same thing over about there being no rooms.

You pull out your phone and show them your booking.

"I'm sorry, ma'am, but we must've made a mistake on our end. All of our rooms are filled." The concierge finally motions to the computer, "But I will definitively check your reservations for the rest of the week and comp you for tomorrow."

As they calmly explain this to you, you can feel a part of yourself dying, but you try to remain calm as you look at another customer passing through the lobby.

"Do you know another place I can stay at tonight then?", you ask, yawning your way through your request.

This is when the concierge stiffens and becomes awkward. "Umm...once again, I am sorry for the inconvenience, but I fear there are no other rooms in the area. You know, with the storm and all."

You wanted to cry and scream and throw a tantrum on the floor like you were young again, but you held it together.

"Okay, do you mind if I stay in the lobby then?", you inquired as kindly as you could.

"Sure...", the concierge said unsurely. "Let me just ask my manager really quick," they said as they bolted off towards another room.

You were sure there was some more depressing news awaiting you as you stood there alone in the lobby. Actually, not alone.

"Hi...", the hotel guest you had seen earlier said carefully as he approached you. If you had the mental capacity, you would've said something like, "I don't bite", to ease the obvious tension that he was feeling, but alas, you didn't. Actually, you didn't say anything at all, but he continued nonetheless.

"Umm...I may have overheard your situation when I was passing through and I was wondering if maybe you'd be interested in sharing my room? My manager always books me a room with two beds for me and my two cats, but, if you need it, it's free."

The relief that flooded through you at the offer almost made you cry.

"If it's not too much trouble?", you countered, giving him an out if he needed one.

He smiled kindly back at you. He had an awfully nice smile. A nice smile to compliment a nice man. Fitting.

"No trouble at all. If you're allergic to cats, I have some allergy pills if you need them and I have some cages that they can sleep in."

You laughed impolitely, "You're allergic to cats but you have two of them?"

He blushed, "Oh, no, I'm not allergic, but some of the people I work with are, so I keep them handy."

You genuinely smiled. He actually seemed like a nice guy. A nice looking guy. A nice behaving guy. Maybe it was just that time of night where you were getting so delirious that you were attracted to anything nice a person did, but you could already feel yourself falling in love with this guy. Your crude thoughts were interrupted by the concierge coming back.

"Unfortunately, our manager doesn't want anyone-oh, what do you need, sir?", the concierge said as they turned their attention from you to the man.

"Oh, nothing. But this-what is your name?", he asked you.

"Y/N L/N."

"Y/N L/N is going to be staying in my second bed."

The concierge looked at you concerned, but then shrugged their shoulders.

"Okay, I'll just update Mr. Fielder's room information and you can go. Have a nice night you two."

You rolled your eyes at the way the concierge's tone had made it sound like there was something romantic was going on, because there wasn't. But a tiny part of you sure hoped there would be.

Notes: Hi! I know I haven't posted in a long time, but here is a little blurb for an idea that I had for Nathan Fielder. I just caught up with "The Curse" today and felt motivated to post about him. Let me know what you think! Bye! <3

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ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

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and let the history books name joe biden, rishi sunak, justin trudeau, emmanuel macron, ursula von der leyen and every other world leader who did not step in to prevent the genocide of palestine as cold-blooded murderers. may they face a shred of the immeasurable pain and suffering they allowed to be committed against 2.2. million innocent lives.