The name's Nate Holloway, and you better be wishing on your lucky stars that you're fucking lost. On the off chance that you're not and you actually need something, you can go fuck yourself.
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I can tell.
So, what's your fuckin' deal or whatever?
So I started a Tumblr...
Well apparently, I’m the life of the party.
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The only fuckin' reason you drink for free is because you're fuckin' hilarious. Scarin' off all the drunks and shit - priceless.
I love when the bartenders give me free drinks. I have to be doing something right.
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I'm sure everyone is wetting their fuckin' pants.
So I started a Tumblr...
Everyone must be ecstatic.
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Sounds like fuckin' fun - Can't wait.
Been a while since I kicked anyone's ass.
By all means, please come, I could use a bit of man power if he has some other asshole’s with him.
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Jamie: I'm in another state. I don't remember getting here.
Nate: You're seriously the most fucked up guy I know - I fuckin' love it.
Nate: You need some fuckin' help gettin' back, or what?
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We had a fuckin' bonfire, alcohol - weed. It was less camping, and more a three day fuckin' party in the woods. Maybe you should tag along next time, baby.
I hadn’t pegged you as an outdoors-y kind of guy. I kind of thought you only ever did bar-related- things. But how was it? Did you have a good time. Maybe I did.
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So, where the fuck you been anyway?
Missed ya too.
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Yeah.
Uh - glad you're around now though. I was starting to miss that face.
I’ve been MIA, I know.
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You fuckin' okay?
Wanted to have a movie night. Didn't want to bring my own to the fuckin' Gallagher house - it's like the fuckin' bermuda square in this shit.
Ha!
You see this? See this shit? Stealing DVD players now? really?
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I spent a few fuckin' days camping - finally got a break, you know? Why? You miss me?
Towns been a little quiet lately. Did all the local drunks and psychos go on vacation or something?
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Ey, lemme tag along. I got a new fuckin' baseball bat I been trying to break in.
If anyone knows who drove the car into the coffee shop today could they tell me? I’ve got some ass to kick.
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Jamie: dso duernk. kinfda lloast. pissonly in a diferny stat.
Nate: The fuck, Milkovich?
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You're fuckin' alright, man. I'm fuckin' great!
You alright, dude.
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Who the fuck is freaking out, Abri? Not fuckin' me. You're fuckin' freaking out. Someone is always freaking the fuck out.
Jeez, calm the fuck down Nate. I don’t want anything other than you not to freak out on me.. Whats going on?
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Yo, fuck all this - you know? Fuck it. We could fuckin' get somewhere if we fuckin' chose to, but no. Fuck no. Fuck that. Fuck. What the fuck do you want?
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Yeah, man - go the fuck home. I'll take care'a shit here.
I’ve had a long day, I just wanna go take like a 15 minute break alright?
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